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The Arbiter of Beasts and the Keeper of the Wind

The Arbiter of Beasts and The Keeper of the Wind By Pauly Hart On the day of the celebration of Valentinus, Bishop of Rome 2024, Anno Domini              The more I look, the more confused I become. I want to read a story with Angels as the...

Unexpected Memes: Steamboat Willie Got Somethin’ To Say

Unexpected Memes: Steamboat Willie Got Somethin' To Say1. Come Work at Disney2. Down Under3. Take Back Control4: Jesus Take the Wheel5: Jump Ship Now6: Free Thinkers7: Hidden Wilderness8. Noah's Haters9. Minding My Own Business10. Cancer Regimen11....

8 Fun Facts You Probably Didn’t Know About Wisdom

It is truly shocking. I mean the way we have neglected her. How long does a lady need to be ignored before stepping out of the room? Not that she is impatient.  In my weekly exploration through the Torah, I decided to include a heavy dose of wisdom...

Back To the Bible Part II: Alternate Timelines

I’M not through yet. There’s more to the time travel narrative in Scripture than I gave in the original iteration. I intended to get to the other details on the last go-around but ran out of time, no pun intended. So glad it didn’t collect dust in...

Introducing The Torah Portions Study Guide: Genesis and Exodus

The Torah Portions Study Guide is a line-for-line comparison of the KJV, Paleo-Hebrew, Jonathan Targum, and the Septuagint. That would be the Hebrew Masoretic, Paleo-Hebrew, Aramaic, and the Greek LXX, in case you’re wondering. Nobody that I know...

Tales From a Shaman: The Floating Rifle

Authentic shamanism is very rare. Unless there is tangible spiritual activity, practitioners are just going through the motions in hopes of experiencing anything spiritual or genuine in nature as seen when the spiritual realm physically crosses...

Latest Releases from The Unexpected Cosmology

THIS months roster is chalked full of releases. We've really been picking up the pace of production here at TUC, as there are numerous new books to choose from. For those of you who are TUC Supporters, you will be receiving your February coupon...

Will The Unexpected Cosmology Survive?

Feed Gofundme the baby ElephantWill ‘The Unexpected Cosmology’ Survive? By Noel Joshua Hadley 1/30/24WELL, it’s happening. I've started a Gofundme account. All indications have the Hadley’s moving to a single-family income. We were anticipating the...

The Alec Baldwin Rust Shooting: Brought To Us By Our Jesuit and Freemason Sponsors

EVERY so often I get asked the question by the Conspiracy Lightweights why somebody like Chris Rock would fake getting slapped by Will Smith, and on stage at an actor’s awards show of all places, especially if Smith’s career were hurt as a result...

Unexpected Memes: Texas Barbed Wire Border Crisis & Civil War

Unexpected Memes: Texas Border Crisis and Civil War

The Rod of YAHAUAHA and Second Passover

Second Passover is a hot topic of conversation on the Internet and just about everyone and their mom wants to know when it will occur. People ask me all the time in a depressing manner if I think it’s already happened, as if that’s a bad thing. I’m...

Back To the Bible: Time Travel In Scripture

TIME travel isn’t a foreign concept in these part, as I will direct you to my Wizard of Trump paper. Oddly enough, it didn’t start out that way. The first draft was bare bones commentary on the Mandela Effect as it pertained to the terrorist van in...

Muhammad and the Millennial Kingdom: Satans Origin Story

REMEMBER the time when I quoted from the Quran, and it straight up said that Allah has no sons? That passage can be found in Miryam 88-95. And then there is the other passage which I quoted from, the one which claims no servant of Allah would ever...

Chess and the Millennial Kingdom: Cosmic Mountains, Lunar Sabbaths

JUST last week I premiered my 'Chess and the Millennial Kingdom' paper, and already, I've returned to bring you an update. On this go-around, my intent is to discuss the chess board’s connection with cosmic mountains but also the lunar cycle, and...

Blood Tar

Blood Tar   by Pauly Hart   Saturday, Janteenth, 2024            “Happy Janteenth!” Madison said to the bus-driver, who was black. She said it to all her black friends. Though in reality none of her friends were black, She knew black...

Chess and the Millennial Kingdom

CHESS is nothing short of an esoteric Masterpiece. Freemasonry claims it as their own, though I’m here to tell you the game is totally legit, and already, I’ve managed to lose a certain percentage of my audience. Supposing you’ve survived the first...

Architects of Camelot: Merlin, Son of the Incubus

ANOTHER tidbit about Merlin is that he was conceived by an incubus, which is only somewhat awkward. People keep telling me Arthur was a Christian king, what text are they reading from? I guess the better question is asking how one defines...

The Priesthood Precedes Aaron

I am not sure if the title is news to you. If my paper on the Torah preceding Moses did not bring it home that Yah’s Torah is eternal I am sure this one will. Now, there was somewhat of an omission on  my part on the Torah preceding Moses-paper. Or...

Living Biblically Clean: A Torah Beginners Guide

We are called by YAHUAH to live holy, set apart, and clean as far as possible. But what does being Biblically “clean” even mean, and how do we keep ourselves clean according to Scripture? Biblical cleanliness has to do with physical cleanliness,...

The [Loading] Screen

The [Loading] Screen   by Pauly Hart   With Editing assistance by Kim Gillham, Rebecca Gould, and Jennifer Hart 28th  December, 2023It was only a matter of time until I sank into the lake of shit. I was in the upper pad, away from the...

Unexpected Memes: Jew Tunnels NYC

Unexpected Memes: Jew Tunnels, NYC

Saint Augustine and Muhammad: Agents of Rome

IN the real world, you don’t pen one of the biggest sellers of all time without having connections. I’m looking at you, Augustine of Hippo. Also, I admit I’m backtracking a hundred years or so, because agent Augustine bit the dust in 430, whereas...

Muhammad and the Millennial Kingdom

AH-HA! Is how I wanted to begin this deliberation, but alas, Muhammad’s mile-marker on the Timeline, as well as his activity within the confines of the Millennial Kingdom of Yahusha HaMashiach, is more of a hmmmmm at the moment. Probably not what...

The Crusaders Vol 17: The Prophet: Jesuit Alberto Rivera On the Birth of Islam

This information came from Alberto Rivera, former Jesuit priest after his conversion to Protestant Christianity. It is excerpted from "The Prophet," published by Chick Publications, PO Box 662, Chino CA 91708. Since its publication, after several...

The Rod of Moses and Excalibur

A raise of hands, how many of you have heard of the Rod of YAHAUAHA before? Not a lot is my best guess. I intend to give a general overview of its His-Story, if you'll allow me. The Rod is what YAHAUAHA held while going about business creating the...

Tales From a Shaman: The Mystical Shaking Tent

THE MYSTICAL SHAKING TENTThe Shaking Tent is a very paranormal ceremony filled with unexplainable occurrences very few will ever see. A tall tubular structure is constructed using poles made from willow, averaging a height of around six feet;...

Angels and Demons and the Seven Days of Apocalypse

NOW that we’ve managed to survive the initial ‘End of the World’ Trilogy (that’s a reference to my three papers, 536, 537, and this one, 541, in case you’ve lost your bearing), I think it’s high time we put this conversation to the test of...

541: Year of the Apocalypse

BY this point in our relationship, you’ve been made well aware of the year 536. I’m calling it the year of the Fire Reset, though the Normies are at least admitting it was the worst year in recorded history. I’ll take their confession as a win for...

Procopius and The Plague of Justinian in 541

Medieval Sourcebook:Procopius: The Plague, 542 History of the Wars, II.xxii-xxxiii:DURING these times there was a pestilence, by which the whole human race came near to being annihilated. Now in the case of all other scourges sent from heaven some...

Elysian Fields: The Cosmological World of Messiah and John the Baptist

IT was all fun and games until Mashiach’s worldview was invoked, am I right? Well, whatever club Yahusha HaMashiach was a card-carrying member of, I’m of the impression that Yochanon the Baptizer either held to the same address or more than likely...

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