The Unexpected Cosmology

Door of gods - Door of gods By Pauly Hart Mid-March 2024 PART 1 “Please choose a door,” the pulsing blue light said.   “What?” I said out loud. “Any door?”   “Yes,” the blue light answered. It pulsed and quivered as it hovered behind the lectern…   >>You mean a pulpit<<   …pulpit.   I looked around to […]

Four Inch Slump - Four Inch Slump By Pauly Hart Leap Day, 2024 Recently, I’ve been writing The Unexpected Cosmology two stories per month. It’s quite the thrill, setting out on a new adventure the first and 15th of each month for another mindbender. I think I’ve been willingly led into servitude by the powers-that-be, and yet I remain […]

The Arbiter of Beasts and the Keeper of the Wind - The Arbiter of Beasts and The Keeper of the Wind By Pauly Hart On the day of the celebration of Valentinus, Bishop of Rome 2024, Anno Domini               The more I look, the more confused I become. I want to read a story with Angels as the protagonists and I’ve already burned through Frank […]

Blood Tar -

The [Loading] Screen - The [Loading] Screen   by Pauly Hart   With Editing assistance by Kim Gillham, Rebecca Gould, and Jennifer Hart 28th  December, 2023 It was only a matter of time until I sank into the lake of shit. I was in the upper pad, away from the main staging area, far away from the dock. I […]

Hero Omelets - The first part – It was 3:15 in the morning on a muggy Thursday. The Village Inn on Yale in Tulsa, Oklahoma had four customers. None of them were drunk, normal, or fictitious. The coffee was hot and the omelets were delicious. No one was talking, they were all focused on the hot skillet in […]

The Seventh Pope - ON any given day, I never really know what I’ll wake up to, either in my mailbox or the News. I suppose the same could be said of everyone except for the fact that we’re dealing with the latest Pauly Hart story. Today is one such occassion. Pauly Hart is a longtime contributor to ‘The […]

The Grandfather Clock of Dreams - ON any given day, I never really know what I’ll wake up to, either in my mailbox or the News. I suppose the same could be said of everyone except for the fact that we’re dealing with the latest Pauly Hart story. Today is one such occassion. Pauly Hart is a longtime contributor to ‘The […]

Just Another Lick - Elizabeth was six years old. She liked all sorts of things but she really, really liked ice cream. Rainbow flavored is the best. It really doesn’t taste like rainbows though. She wondered how a rainbow really did taste. She loved dogs too, but thought that rainbow flavored ice cream should win some sort of an […]

Prion Conspiracy - Jennifer, my wife had just begun dating me. This was way back, if you don’t know me well enough by now. Yeah, I’ve been married twelve years now, but we first met fourteen years ago. We met at AT&T, we were both IPhone techs. So yeah, for some weird reason we were in New York […]