The Anunnaki: Ancient Aliens

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NEARLY half a million years ago, astronauts from another planet came to Earth in hopes of advancing human Evolution and acquiring gold for their home planet. Sigh, I know. I too am desperately trying to withhold a sarcastic pendulum swing of my eyes while typing this drivel on the keyboard. On your end, all you have to do is digest the information, making sure to silently pronounce each syllable with your lips so that your family won’t listen in to my latest report and end up becoming Commy-Darwinists or worse, a Commy-Darwinist-Trans. But me, I have to take one for the team and type reports such as this one risking the fact that I haven’t refilled my inhaler subscription for nearly a decade and may end up wheezing uncontrollably, you’re welcome. Luckily, my current ministry salary allows for a steady diet of coffee. I can make it to the end on caffeine and coffee fumes if you can.

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