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The Trickster and Lucille Ball: Television Is Alchemy

Every generation occupies itself with interpreting Trickster anew. Paul Radin   Pedigree Has a Name   EVERY WEEK I have the habit of turning out a new paper. And then Friday rolls along, and I'll ask myself (having already pushed the...

Pedophilia Has a Price Tag, and It’s Shirley Temple

"The owners of a child star are like leaseholders—their property diminishes in value every year." Graham Greene, Night and Day, 1937   AND THEN one day in 1932, at a place called Meglin’s Dance School, a Hollywood casting director liked the...

The Hidden Hand of Camelot: The Man In Marilyn Monroe

"...old Jack magic had them in its spell That old Jack magic that he weaves so well..." . Frank Sinatra   NOBODY KNEW they were living in Camelot until it was over. And that is because the story was spun only after its king had departed from...

Nobody Clubbed Nancy Kerrigan. Also, Lorena Bobbitt Never Lopped It Off

. Once there was this girl who Swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion And when she finally made it She saw some other girl who was better And so she hired some guy to Club her in the kneeeeee caaaaaaap Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm...

Can We Still Talk About Kyle Rittenhouse? That Was a Hoax.

  REMEMBER this kid....? Kyle Rittenhouse. He gunned down three protestors last summer in the streets of Kenosha, and I kept my mouth shut about it. You see, conservatives everywhere were making a case for him, including an overwhelming number...

Denying Messiah: The Paul Apology

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cJrp0h9R6M&t=2s   "Who is a liar but he that denieth that Yahusha is the Messiah? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son." 1 John 2:22   ONE OF the greatest gifts ever given was coming...

The 1967 March to the Pentagon Was An Intel Psyop

. Where have all the flowers gone? Long time passing. Pete Seeger . FEEL FREE to give away the ending to the movie. When it comes to divulging every plot twist, spare no expense. Seriously, don't make me stand in line and then wait another two...

They’re Lying About Malaria: Just Stop Popping the Pills, Already

And the name of the star is called Wormwood: and the third part of the waters became wormwood; and many men died of the waters, because they were made bitter. Revelation 18:11 . Sick To My Stomach . AN OUTHOUSE is a useful tool for the proper...

Lookout Mountain & the Bikini Atoll: How the Nuclear Bomb Was Faked in a Hollywood Studio

There's No Business Like Show Business   THE VIDEO FOOTAGE set before us is that of a mushroom cloud rising above the coastline city of Hiroshima, Japan, and it's a fake. Composite imaging. We've been lied to again. Are you surprised? I'm not. Our...

The Atomic Bomb Was a Hoax: Architects of Hiroshima

“We have seen the sun rising in the west.” Cotton Mather (Boston, Massachusetts, 1721) . WHAT YOU are about to read is the rather strange and unusual story of Jesuit priests. Mm-hmm,  Jesuit priests who, on August 6, 1945, miraculously survived the...

The Atomic Bomb Was a Hoax: Trinity Alchemists Exposed

. "Mathematics reveals its secrets only to those who approach it with pure love, for its own beauty." Archimedes . THE ELDERS of Zion needed their Zionist State, and wouldn't you know it, a Second World War had already been offered up on the menu....

Marie-Curie & the Crossroads of Mercury

"Be less curious about people and more-curious about ideas." Madame Marie Curie GREAT MEN are selected. Women too. That's just the way of it. It's how the flat, motionless world spins on its axis. No, I am not bitter. Mind you, we are still dealing...

They’re Lying About Polio: Just Stop With the Vaccinations, Already

"And the woman beheld Sammael, the angel of death, and was afraid; yet she knew that the tree was good to eat, and that it was medicine for the enlightenment of the eyes, and desirable tree by means of which to understand. And she took of its...

The AIDS Pandemic Is a Hoax: The Sorcery of BIG PHARMA Exposed

“And the light of a lamp shall not shine in you any more at all. And the voice of bridegroom and bride shall not be heard in you any more at all. For your merchants were the great ones of the earth, for by your drug sorcery all the nations were led...

The AIDS Pandemic Is a Hoax: The Brutality of Psychodrama

AIDS ISN'T a disease, but a business of fear. It's also a hoax, the purposes of which are alchemical. Disclaimer: I am not a doctor and have never stepped foot into a medical institution—thank Yah. Therefore, if my conclusions bother your...

From JFK to Jonestown: Nobody Drank the Kool-Aid

  CAN YOU believe it? Writers block. It happens to all of us. I woke up at five this morning and set up shop at the keyboard but struggled for hours to move beyond the title, Nobody Drank the Kool-Aid. Mostly, I just sat here thinking about the...

From JFK to Jonestown: The Patty Hearst Kidnapping Was a Hoax

. EVERY SO often the CIA screws up. We have just taken the polar bear plunge into one such instance. Up to this point, the life of Colonel Louis West has mostly kept to a single movie genre, and that is drama. Let's review. West was the driving...

From JFK to Jonestown: Bobby Kennedy’s Assassination Was a Hoax

  YOU'RE PROBABLY curious. That is why you returned. Our last meeting involved peering in upon the life of somebody named Colonel Louis Jocelyn West, puppet master extraordinaire. It ended on a cliffhanger. Or perhaps this is your first time...

From JFK to Jonestown: The Haight-Ashbury MK-Ultra Connection

I THOUGHT it might be a good idea to give the U.S. Constitution another good read, because really, you never know. I may have been lied to about that in school, right alongside the moon landings and the shape of the earth. I checked. Mr. Rupert was...

The Children of Cain and Grace Slick: A Genealogy of Royal Spooks

  THE SUBJECT of this paper primarily deals with the children of Cain. You shall see why in a moment. The children of Cain can first be discovered in Genesis chapters 4-6, and the short of it is this. Eve bore Cain through Ha-Satan. Yes, I am...

The Mamas and The Papas Were Spooks

  BELIEVE IT or not, this paper is intended as a prelude to the Manson family murder hoax. What you are currently reading came about on the mere basis that I decided to do some digging into the Sharon Tate and Roman Polanski movie set house,...

About That Mohsen Fakhrizadeh Assassination Hoax

  YOU'RE PROBABLY already telling yourself that war with Iran could not possibly happen based upon the assassination of a single person. Then remind yourself once again of Franz Ferdinand. The Elders of Zion needed their first of three World...

Matching the Bullet with the Gun that Killed Phil Hartman

EVERY SO often I write a spin-off paper, kind of like how the Ewok movies were spin-offs of the Star Wars Trilogy, and this is one of them. Our initial source material involves somebody named Vito Paulekas. The good news is, if you don't know who...

The Sacred Geometry of Baseball: A Masonic Ritual

AN ARTICLE on baseball would never be complete without mention of my father. I don't know why. Perhaps this is another shrink issue and I should altogether stop writing articles on my hangups over the fact that we're being lied to about everything....

Guns, Government, Guidestones, and the New Jerusalem Psyop

THINKING ABOUT GUNS FROM THE PARKING LOT OF THE GEORGIA GUIDE-STONES   THIS ALL BEGAN while staring out at the Georgia Guidestones from my Ford F-350, waiting upon Zen Garcia and company to arrive, and thought I might as well get some work...

Every U.S. Presidential Election Is a Royal Hoax

UNDENIABLE PROOF that the War for Independence was a psyop against the American people is the mere fact that every single U.S. President, starting with Master Mason George Washington in 1789, has directly descended from European monarchs. To put...

The JFK Assassination Was a Hoax: Frame 313 Exposed

FOR WHATEVER subconscious reason that I care not to evaluate here, I went with the unorthodox position of claiming Zapruder's footage of the JFK assassination was a royal hoax before ever showing a shred of evidence for it. Historical proof of my...

The JFK Assassination Was a Hoax: Agent Zapruder Exposed

I DECIDED to go with a far more ambitious title than what I had originally intended, The Zapruder Film Is a Hoax. While it is absolutely true that the Zapruder film is a hoax, and I intend to prove that point, what I have come to find is that you...

Elvis Gave Up Rock N’ Roll for the Gospel: The Art of Psychodrama

First Act: The Disappearing Trick   READERS SEND me bizarre researching tips all the time. Had they not, I suppose articles like this would not be possible. For example, I was sitting here staring at the swamp water outside my window, just...

The Problem with Stonehenge: History Is a Hoax

THE RAIN wet our faces like every other day in Scotland and Ireland or practically anywhere else in the United Kingdom. Such were the weekly weather reports. Rain. Rain. Chances of rain. Probable rain. Definite rain. Keep your boots on rain. So I...

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Creation Pen and Brush: Stars, Angels and Portents

If you have read my previous articles here on the Unexpected Cosmology, you will know by now that I have an insatiable desire to research Yah’s cosmology particularly in relation to the stars/luminaries. If this is your first experience of my writing, then I suppose...

Older Twins

  Maybe I would just call it "Snickerdoodle Vomit". A light brown, sure—but I hadn't seen this exact color in such a large area before. I supposed that I've seen most colors, but when you define them down to a single number, it was somehow satisfying. I didn't...

Eyewitness Account: The Bigfoot Encounter

Prepping for an epic Green Pond Trail mountain bike shred at Snow Basin, I began pumping up all the tires. Little brother, big daddy, and I were the crew. Green Pond Trail begins uphill entering a thick forest, eventually leading into open fields with scenic views,...

Wheel Within a Wheel [A Companion Study]

  YHUH's Scriptural Calendar   This article is part 2 of the previous article, Wheel Within a Wheel, and is offered as a full study follow up to part 1 and the "big picture" overview of how the cycles of the luminaries work together as signs to mark the Time of...

Wheel Within a Wheel: YHUH’s Clock in the Heavenly Luminaries

  . We begin here with part 1 of a 2 part presentation. I hope to engage both the well studied seeker and newly inspired novice alike, as well as to spark interest in those who have yet to consider these topics. This conceptual overview is followed by a full...

Torah Observance: A Day In The Life

As a former “Christian,” I am well aware of the stigma that is Judaizing or being “under the law,” etc., particularly when it comes to keeping, doing, and guarding the instructions of the Most High Elohim. I’ve had this conversation with several of my brothers and...

Escape from the North Country: The Second Exodus

“The woman fled into the wilderness, where God had prepared a place for her to be nourished for 1,260 days.”   Revelation 12:6   Understanding the Time of Jacob's Trouble: Survival 101   For this presentation, I'll be discussing some interesting...

The Goat of Affliction

THE GOAT OF AFFLICTION (Yom Kippur, more than we’ve been told.)   “For I have chosen him, so that he may command his children and his household after him to keep the way of YHWH by doing righteousness and justice, so that YHWH may bring upon Abraham what He has...

Zen Garcia Vs. Globe Earth: The Key to Unlocking the True Cosmology

From the time of my January 2015 Flat Earth awakening to the August 2017 "Globe Versus Flat Earth Debate" with Dr. Stephen Pidgeon—hosted by Stephen and Jana Ben-noon of Israeli News Live here in Atlanta, Georgia—I have published three books on biblical cosmology and...

John 3:16 – Everything You Need To Know

“For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believes in him should not perish, but have everlasting life” John 3:16. The world’s most popular verse concerning our messiah; but there is much more to this verse than meets the eye, and...

Polygyny According to the Word of YEHOVAH

The following is our understanding and belief of plural marriage as it is stated in Scripture. It will shock and anger most, challenge some, but our hope is that it may actually convince a few to look beyond their current understandings and beliefs of what our culture has commonly taught. We want to encourage you to put aside your biases, your current assumptions, and trust wholly on what the Scriptures actually say, be led by the Ruach haQodesh (Holy Spirit) and trust in the wisdom of יהוה.

The Tent of Appointed Times: Israel’s Clock, Calendar, and Compass

The last decade has not only seen its share of unique astronomical events—such as eclipse sets and prophetic planetary alignments in particular houses of the zodiac—it has also seen an exponential increase in public interest in the ancient Biblical calendar and return...

Flat Earth Facts & The Bible As The Standard of Truth

Often times people are trying to understand what the Flat Earth model really is. It seems like the logical thing to do for someone who thinks the earth is flat. The problem is that we don't trust the scientific community enough to give us an accurate model in the...

The RIGHT HAND of YHWH is “Salvation”

To be CRYSTAL CLEAR right up front: I believe Yeshua/Jesus is God! Scripture clearly describes this (most directly in Jonn 1) and I believe it. YET, Yeshua/Jesus also CLEARLY stated over and over again (in many different ways) that He was NOT “co-equal” with the...

Peter’s Dream in Acts 10 Was Not About Animals

Oh how many times must we deal with the question of Peter’s dream in Acts 10? Seriously? This comes up over and over again. “But Peter’s dream…” they will say, usually followed by some justification for continuing to eat bacon (or other unclean “food”). OK. Let’s let...

The Autism Epidemic: Vaccines and Damaged Children

What is every parents dream? To have normal healthy children on that day of their birth. To teach them and raise them in their faith, their belief and their ideals. Strengthen them and laugh with them as they grow. To watch them grow into loving caring responsible...

Order Out of Chaos

The most secret knowledge, a science which outdates history, is the science of control over people, governments and civilizations. The foundation of this ultimate discipline is the control of wealth. Through the control of wealth comes the control of public...

Job and Jethro, Moses’ Father in law, Are the Same Person

PROBABLY HAVING never considered such a thing before, you may be saying, 'But...' Well, allow me to preemptively say that I have no definitive proof that this is so, just a good amount of circumstantial evidence. I cannot say for certain that Job is Jethro, but I can...

Searching for the Land of the Promise: Is Israel a Hoax?

“On that day I lifted My hand in an oath to them, to bring them out of the land of Mitsrayim into a land that I had searched out for them, flowing with milk and honey, the splendor of all lands.” Ezekiel 20:6 AS EVERYTHING, in searching for truth about the world...

Creation Pen and Brush

Creation Pen and Brush: Stars, Angels and Portents

Creation Pen and Brush: Stars, Angels and Portents

If you have read my previous articles here on the Unexpected Cosmology, you will know by now that I have an insatiable desire to research Yah’s cosmology particularly in relation to the stars/luminaries. If this is your first experience of my writing, then I suppose...

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Creation Pen and Brush: Stars, Sun and Moon

Creation Pen and Brush: Stars, Sun and Moon

Sitting in St Mary the Great Church, Cambridge (England, UK) a couple of years ago, I noticed an inscribed window which said: “Seek him that made the seven stars and orion,” which is a verse from Amos (5:8). YHWH made the stars, as my last few posts have discussed,...

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Flat Eart +: The short fiction of Pauly Hart

The Policeman and the Eagle

The Policeman and the Eagle

You would think that something so simple as urine would never serve a purpose other than the purpose of disposal... If so, then you would be wrong. The fact that urine serves as a foaming agent is often overlooked in the conversation. But how many people would ever...

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Older Twins

Older Twins

  Maybe I would just call it "Snickerdoodle Vomit". A light brown, sure—but I hadn't seen this exact color in such a large area before. I supposed that I've seen most colors, but when you define them down to a single number, it was somehow satisfying. I didn't...

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Supply and Remand

Supply and Remand

Preface   Around 1994 I began writing a series of ten books called: “Worlds Without End” and they were going to be just the thing to put me on the map. I had poured hours and months and years into a make-believe modified pinwheel galaxy eons from earth, far out...

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Zen Garcia

Order Out of Chaos

Order Out of Chaos

The most secret knowledge, a science which outdates history, is the science of control over people, governments and civilizations. The foundation of this ultimate discipline is the control of wealth. Through the control of wealth comes the control of public...

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Rob Skiba: The Ephraim Awakening

The RIGHT HAND of YHWH is “Salvation”

The RIGHT HAND of YHWH is “Salvation”

To be CRYSTAL CLEAR right up front: I believe Yeshua/Jesus is God! Scripture clearly describes this (most directly in Jonn 1) and I believe it. YET, Yeshua/Jesus also CLEARLY stated over and over again (in many different ways) that He was NOT “co-equal” with the...

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Peter’s Dream in Acts 10 Was Not About Animals

Peter’s Dream in Acts 10 Was Not About Animals

Oh how many times must we deal with the question of Peter’s dream in Acts 10? Seriously? This comes up over and over again. “But Peter’s dream…” they will say, usually followed by some justification for continuing to eat bacon (or other unclean “food”). OK. Let’s let...

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Supply and Remand

Supply and Remand

Preface   Around 1994 I began writing a series of ten books called: “Worlds Without End” and they were going to be just the thing to put me on the map. I had poured hours and months and years into a make-believe modified pinwheel galaxy eons from earth, far out...

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Moth Clan

Moth Clan

The only time he saw the moth clan was in the night. It was always in the same room, a cottage style bedroom with only a small orange molded chair and a student’s desk against the wall. The walls were lime green on two sides and it was upstairs. He knew it was...

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