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The Lost Plague of Egypt: Erectile Dysfunction

THE QUESTION which will soon be answered is how beautiful Abraham’s wife truly was. Sarah. Only then, and for the remainder of this paper, she was known as Sarai. Perhaps you have never thought to ponder her physical allure, and only imagined the...

Remembering Rob Skiba

Rob Skiba May 26, 1969 – October 13, 2021ROB SKIBA was murdered. For now, we'll just leave it at that. We lost a good man in this War. Remember what I said though. Murdered. The Press can quote me on that. The last 24 hours have been somewhat...

The Many Wives of Noah: Who Actually Landed on the Ark?

22 And Zillah, she also bare Tubal-Qayin, an instructor of every artificer in brass and iron: and the sister of Tubal-Qayin was Na’amah. Bere’shiyth (Genesis) 4:22 [Cepher]KIND of a strange passage, don’t you think? Moshe goes out of his way to...

The Birth of Noah: Man or Angel?

WOULDN’T you know it, even Noah may have been born of an immaculate conception. My latest discovery falls in the heels of a recent paper, The Once and Future Jerusalem. I will ask you to give it a read before venturing on, but as a refresher, we...

Genesis 6: Sons of Seth or Sons of Elohim? (A New Perspective)

YOU sat in the office of your church pastor attempting to make a case for angels having sex with the daughters of men and then weaning hungry giant babies with them, but he wouldn’t hear of it. He paid for his indoctrination at the name of some...

The Two Creation Contradiction: Paradise and the Mountain of Worship

  CONTRADICTIONS! Rome is trying to control your mind on paper! Get out now while there’s still time! LOL. The Bible supposedly begins that way, don’t it? With one big fat juicy contradiction. Not really, but let’s just go with the flow. You...

The Feminine Holy Spirit Hovering Over the Waters of Creation

  ROSE shaded glasses. That’s what any of this really comes down to. And Latin. My entire life I believed that the Ruach Ha-Qodesh was a dude, but only because I was told by the boys down at Seminary to read it that way—despite overwhelming...

The Once and Future Jerusalem and the First Melchizedek

  Part 1 The City of Enoch     HE wasn’t Shem. A certain percentage of you were probably thinking I’d say the first Melchizedek was Shem—didn’t you? You're probably angry now. You’re fed up. For whatever reason you mistook me as the...

Millennial Kingdom + Mud Flood and the Wastelands of the Seraphim

IN my last Millennial Kingdom + Mud Flood paper, I had purposely neglected to comment upon the seraphim dragons who escorted Chanok up to heaven. They make an appearance in the rather short text, ‘Account of Chanok’. If you need a refresher,...

Above Us Only Sky: John Lennon and the Homeless Guy Hoax

“I don’t believe in Beatles. I just believe in me. Yoko and me. The dream is over.” . John Lennon     THE WIFE was away in California visiting her sister and the thought occurred to me to give Netflix the old college try—again. You...

Superman’s Curse: The George Reeves Murder-Suicide Was a Hoax

  A SHOT rang out. In the home of actor George Reeves, people frantically handed somebody else their martini glass and then tried to wake the naked couple in bed, though the police wouldn’t be called for nearly an hour. Earlier that evening,...

Golem and the Batman

  The Batman   BATMAN’s creator was born in New York City to Herman and Augusta Kahn. Sounds rather suspicious, being born in New York City and all. The Wikipedia lists his parents as “Eastern European Jewish descent.” I knew it. Moving...

The Pre-Adamic Age (It’s a Biblical Thing)

  5 For this they willingly are ignorant of, that by the Word of Elohiym the heavens were of old, and the earth standing out of the water and in the water and the earth standing out of the water and in the water: 6 Whereby the world that then...

Baptism Begins: How To Become a Priest in the Kingdom of Heaven

HERE’S what I had initially set out to do. Research and present my findings on baptism as something not so dissimilar from the ongoing ritualistic washing intended for holy living that we find in Torah. You see, after so many consecutive years of...

Hidden Recipes: The Royal Genealogy of Julia Child

  AT SOME point into my investigation of globe Earth, I happened upon a little-known fact. Julia Child was in the OSS. But until rather recently, nobody knew about it. Spook. We are told her career in the kitchen started over a plate of Sole...

Millennial Kingdom + Mud Flood and the Return of Rome

THE VATICAN is proof that Messiah’s Millennial Kingdom hasn’t happened yet. That’s what I’m often told. It’s simply not true though. Messiah’s Millennial Kingdom may very well have physically happened on Earth and the Vatican’s present existence...

The Black Dahlia Hoax: Will the Real Elizabeth Short Please Stand Up?

Part 4 Will the Real Elizabeth Short Please Stand Up? . . WERE you expecting someone else? Probably not a princess. The Black Dahlia—that’s her. Elizabeth Short’s real name is Fawzia Fuad. She was the daughter of Fuad I, seventh son of Ismail the...

The Black Dahlia Hoax: George Hodel. Doctor of Evil. Actor.

Part 3 George Hodel. Doctor of Evil. Actor.     UP until this point, I’ve purposely been holding back. That is because we are nearing the end and I like saving the best for last. Have you ever heard of the man who wore a thousand faces,...

The Black Dahlia Hoax: Brought To You By a Hollywood Studio

Part 2 Brought To You By a Hollywood Studio     OFFICIAL biographies place Elizabeth Short’s birthplace in Boston. Wrong. I’ll give you a hint as to her true identity. The real Black Dahlia’s nativity scene was more than likely...

The New Testament Hasn’t Happened Yet

FOR the record, I pondered this papers title for hours, days really, before committing to write anything. Even afterwards, I sat here until the sun peeked through the eastern corridor of my house. The coffee pot had emptied while the page before me...

The Black Dahlia Hoax: The Girl Was a Mannequin

Part 1 The Girl Was a Mannequin   A YEAR or so ago I wrote about The Black Dahlia as something that legitimately happened in history. My conclusion at the time was that Hollywood and the Los Angeles Police Department were in on it. You will...

Upcoming Nationwide Baptism Event: Saturday, August 14, 2021

15 And he said to them, "Go into all the world, preach the word of the King of the heavens to every creation. 16 He who believes and is dipped, he will be saved. But he who does not believe will be destroyed."   The Hebrew Gospel of Mark...

His Father’s Nakedness: The Curse of Ham Finally Explained

  HAM had sex with his father's wife. There it is. Hopefully, you weren't drinking from a cup of coffee or chewing on an overpriced blueberry scone while reading that, as I would have either choked or spit up all over the computer screen. At...

Are You a Pharisee? The Definition of a Pharisee Finally Explained

I DIDN’T think it would come to this. You found me out. I was caught. And it’s true—all of it. I pursue Torah obedience. There were rumors afloat but now you’ve heard it here, straight from the horse’s mouth. Must be a Pharisee then. I can’t seem...

You Are More Likely to Die of the COVID-19 Vaccine

IF we’re being technical, the jab is gene therapy, not a vaccine. And the likelihood of death between those diagnosed with COVID-19 and those who’ve received the treatment are about the same. But that’s only mortality rates, mind you, as the...

The Truth About Auschwitz II

  HOLOCAUST STORYTELLERS like to keep us on our toes. The gas chambers at Crematoria I is easily disproved, but never mind that now, because Auschwitz I simply wasn’t ambitious enough. Not enough Jews could be killed in a single day, you see,...

Think Not That I Am Come to Destroy Torah

IN REPLY to the hundred or so rebuttals I’ve received over the years, insisting that Yahusha fulfilled the Law so that you wouldn’t have to, I’ll repeat again here what I’ve been telling everyone: Best to give Matthew chapter 5 another read....

The Truth About Auschwitz I

  I STARTED OUT just like you. I read from the same Illuminati text books and was exposed to the same blinding propaganda. The Godvernment and my diploma had me convinced that the Germans murdered 6 million Jews in a few short years as part of...

1948: The Year Edom Conquered Israel

YOU FIGURE I’m on Mossad's naughty list by now. It only makes sense that I would be. The one time I’ve ever been interrogated anywhere just so happens to be the back of a room in Tel Aviv. What are the odds? The people representing the star of...

Rosemary’s Baby: Another Movie Sponsored by Intel

  THE SONS of Cain are obsessed with telling their own story. Their biological and bastardy origins are tirelessly regurgitated over and over and over again from the Hollywood sound stage. The slaves whom they rule over lap it up. Never is...

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Yahusha In the Psalms

FROM Pamela, daughter of James, to the scattered tribes of Israel:Dearly beloved, chosen and elect, those precious of ALOHIM, You who are seekers of knowledge, you who worship ALOHIM with a sincere heart: I greet you in the name of YAHUSHA...

Dipping the Green

I guess you can call it “dipping.” At least that’s what Master Song Lu calls it. “Dipping.” One's ability to go down unseen into the subconscious mind of the universe and “see” what goes on underneath. While others talk of the supernatural as if it...

Creation Pen and Brush: The Firmament of the Heavens Stands on Pillars

I have written a few posts which mention the firmament or the dome or the raqia which YHWH placed above the earth as described in Genesis, and it is time for us to explore this further. Genesis1 v 6-8 reads: 6 Then God said, “Let there be a...

The Feminine Holy Spirit

Introduction: The Antediluvian WorldThis month in one of our book reviews, Joy and I highlighted the two books I released last year, The Pre-Adamites and The Antediluvian World and The Dragon Lords: Antediluvian Kings. These two books form a series...

What Does the Parable of the Wise and Foolish Virgins Mean?

What does the parable of the wise and the foolish virgins mean?   First of all, there needs to be an understanding of ancient Hebrew marriage customs. If you haven’t read my post outlining what the marriage customs were, go there now and read...

Does Acts 15 Negate the Torah?

The apostles and elders, your brothers, To the Gentile believers in Antioch, Syria and Cilicia: Greetings. 24 We have heard that some went out from us without our authorization and disturbed you, troubling your minds by what they said. 25 So we all...

Should Christians Obey and Follow Torah?

Little children, let no man deceive you. He that doeth righteousness is righteous, as he is righteous 1 John 3:7 Q&A with Yeshua Q: Yeshua, in the beginning you co-authored “The Law” with our Father in Heaven, Yahuah. Is that right? Y: In the...

The End of Summer Camp

You really shouldn’t be reading this absurd story, cause I think I should be locked away, but the more I ask people to lock me away, the more medication they give me and tell me to stay at home. Anyway, in case you are reading this at all, I’ll...

Creation Pen and Brush: Indicator to YHWH’s Throne – Mount Meru

For the last six posts I have been writing all about the stars and really that was quite a bit for you to digest. You will be happy to find that this post is going in a slightly different direction and while it does allude to a star, we are now...

Shamsiel

Shamsiel  One   Shamsiel's large shoulders were not tired, but they would have been, if he had been a human. The bright blue angel had nothing else to do but to watch and think. There was no exertion, no weariness when it came to the beings in his...

Heavenly Luminaries as Indicators and Witnesses

Just a warning from the start. This post will be continuing my theme on stars. I have previously mentioned that this is a deep rabbit-hole, but there will be some respite as I skirt over the moon and sun. (This is where I would insert a smiley...

Stars, Angels and Portents

If you have read my previous articles here on the Unexpected Cosmology, you will know by now that I have an insatiable desire to research Yah’s cosmology particularly in relation to the stars/luminaries. If this is your first experience of my...

Eyewitness Account: The Bigfoot Encounter

Prepping for an epic Green Pond Trail mountain bike shred at Snow Basin, I began pumping up all the tires. Little brother, big daddy, and I were the crew. Green Pond Trail begins uphill entering a thick forest, eventually leading into open fields...

Wheel Within a Wheel: YHUH’s Clock in the Heavenly Luminaries

  . We begin here with part 1 of a 2 part presentation. I hope to engage both the well studied seeker and newly inspired novice alike, as well as to spark interest in those who have yet to consider these topics. This conceptual overview is...

Torah Observance: A Day In The Life

As a former “Christian,” I am well aware of the stigma that is Judaizing or being “under the law,” etc., particularly when it comes to keeping, doing, and guarding the instructions of the Most High Elohim. I’ve had this conversation with several of...

Escape from the North Country: The Second Exodus

“The woman fled into the wilderness, where God had prepared a place for her to be nourished for 1,260 days.”   Revelation 12:6   Understanding the Time of Jacob's Trouble: Survival 101   For this presentation, I'll be discussing some...

The Goat of Affliction

THE GOAT OF AFFLICTION (Yom Kippur, more than we’ve been told.)   “For I have chosen him, so that he may command his children and his household after him to keep the way of YHWH by doing righteousness and justice, so that YHWH may bring upon...

John 3:16 – Everything You Need To Know

“For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believes in him should not perish, but have everlasting life” John 3:16. The world’s most popular verse concerning our messiah; but there is much more to this verse...

Polygyny According to the Word of YEHOVAH

By E Boyd and Kendra Daniels   Definitions Before we get started please read the following section of definitions, even if you think you already know what they mean.  It's important to understand the various terms according to Scripture when...

The Tent of Appointed Times: Israel’s Clock, Calendar, and Compass

The last decade has not only seen its share of unique astronomical events—such as eclipse sets and prophetic planetary alignments in particular houses of the zodiac—it has also seen an exponential increase in public interest in the ancient Biblical...

Flat Earth Facts & The Bible As The Standard of Truth

Often times people are trying to understand what the Flat Earth model really is. It seems like the logical thing to do for someone who thinks the earth is flat. The problem is that we don't trust the scientific community enough to give us an...

Order Out of Chaos

The most secret knowledge, a science which outdates history, is the science of control over people, governments and civilizations. The foundation of this ultimate discipline is the control of wealth. Through the control of wealth comes the control...

Job and Jethro, Moses’ Father in law, Are the Same Person

PROBABLY HAVING never considered such a thing before, you may be saying, 'But...' Well, allow me to preemptively say that I have no definitive proof that this is so, just a good amount of circumstantial evidence. I cannot say for certain that Job...

Searching for the Land of the Promise: Is Israel a Hoax?

“On that day I lifted My hand in an oath to them, to bring them out of the land of Mitsrayim into a land that I had searched out for them, flowing with milk and honey, the splendor of all lands.” Ezekiel 20:6 AS EVERYTHING, in searching for truth...

The Psalm Project (New Series)

Yahusha In the Psalms

FROM Pamela, daughter of James, to the scattered tribes of Israel:Dearly beloved, chosen and elect, those precious of ALOHIM, You who are seekers of knowledge, you who worship ALOHIM with a sincere heart: I greet you in the name of YAHUSHA...

The Psalm Project: Psalm 23

Adapted from a Mizmor of David (Psalm 23)   To be played upon the stringed instrument   YAHUAH ro’i lo ah-sar   The Self-Existent, Eternal One-- YAHUAH shepherds me; I lack no good thing. I possess all that I need. YAHUAH keeps company with me. He...

The Psalm Project: Psalm 5

Adapted from a Mizmor of David (Psalm 5)   Preeminent Musician, Superintendent of Temple Services: To be performed on the woodwind instrument (flute) To the Melody “Behold the Divided Inheritance”   Hearken to my words. Listen, O, AHAYAH,...

The Psalm Project: Psalm 4

To the Preeminent Musician, To the Superintendent of Temple Services, To the Musicians on Stringed Instruments, Singers:   A Mizmor of David (Psalm Four)   Ha’qarai aneni ALOHIM tsedeki     I cry out for help! Answer me tunefully, O, ALOHIM,...

The Psalm Project: Psalm 18

Psalm 18 Adapted from a Mizmor of David   Preeminent Musician, Superintendent of Temple Services, Levites, Israelites, Worshippers of He Who Breathes Life:   Words which David sang, Lyrics and music, Which during the period Between sunrise and...

The Psalm Project: Psalm 3

Psalm 3 Adapted from a Mizmor of David When he bolted from before the face of Absalom, his son   YAHUAH mah-rabab tsar   O, Self-Existent One— YAHUAH! How my adversary has increased! Like raindrops, Accumulating, Building, Growing into a flood,...

The Psalm Project: Psalm 2

Psalm 2 Adapted from a Mizmor of David   Goyim Radash   Those nations who have no covenant with AHAYAH make a tumult. They rage. They gather into a community. They meditate. They study Worthless things. In vain, Moloch (melek) of earth Takes...

The Psalm Project: Psalm 1

Psalm 1 Adapted from the Words of DavidAsher ha’ishe   Asher ha’ishe, happy the man Who makes no plans, Who charts no voyage According to the advice or counsel Of the condemned and wicked, The fallen ones.   Asher ha’ishe, happy the man...

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The Odes of Solomon

Ode 1     1 Yahuah is on my head like a crown, and I shall never be without Him. 2 Plaited for me is the crown of truth, and it caused Your branches to blossom in me. 3 For it is not like a parched crown that blossoms not; 4 For You live upon my...

The Shepherd of Hermas

    Vision 1 1 The master, who reared me, had sold me to one Rhoda in Rome. After many years, I met her again, and began to love her as a sister. 2 After a certain time I saw her bathing in the river Tiber; and I gave her my hand, and led...

Tales of the Patriarchs

rag.1 Col. 1 You should let your anger and tear out (?)... and who is the man who... the fury of your anger.... and those who have been destroyed and killed, bereft and... and now I have stopped the prisoners.... the Great Holy One....all that...

Targum Book of Ruth

  11 It came to pass in the days of the Judge of Judges that there was a great famine in the Land of Israel. Ten great famines were decreed by Heaven to be upon the earth, from the day on which the world was created until the coming of the...

Targum Obadiah

  1 1 The prophecy of Obadiah. Thus saith Yahuah Elohim to Edom – A report have we heard from before Yahuah and a messenger into the nations has he sent. Arise and let us prepare ourselves for battle against her. 2 Behold, I will make you weak...

The Infancy Gospel of Matthew

1 In those days there was a man in Jerusalem, Joachim by name, of the tribe of Yahudah. He was the shepherd of his own sheep, fearing Yahuah in integrity and singleness of heart. He had no other care than that of his herds, from the produce of...

The Gospel (Questions) of Bartholomew

1 (The opening 3 verses are given from each of the three texts) Greek. 1 After the resurrection from the dead of our Adonai Yahusha HaMashiach, Bartholomew came unto the Adonai and questioned him, saying: Adonai, rHavahal unto me the mysteries of...

Joseph and Aseneth

1 It came to pass in the first year of the seven years of plenty, in the second month, that Pharaoh sent out Yoceph to go round the whole land of Egypt. 2 And Yoceph came, in the fourth month of the first year, on the eighteenth day of the month,...

The Revelation of Moses

  ACCOUNT and life of Adam and Eve, the first-created, revealed by Elohim to His servant Moses, when he received from the hand of Yahuah the tables of the law of the covenant, instructed by the archangel Michael. This is the account of Adam...

The Book of Adam

Discovery of Expulsion   1.1 It came to pass, when Adam went out from paradise with his wife Eve, they went out at the eastern part of paradise. And Adam made a hut to live in. They both entered (it) and resided there for seven days. They both...

The Second Book of Adam and Eve

  1 WHEN Luluwa heard Cain’s words, she wept and went to her father and mother, and told them how that Cain had killed his brother Abel. 2 Then they all cried aloud and lifted up their voices, and slapped their faces, and threw dust upon their...

The First Book of Adam and Eve

  1 On the third day, Elohim planted the garden in the east of the earth, on the border of the world eastward, beyond which, towards the sun-rising, one finds nothing but water, that encompasses the whole world, and reaches to the borders of...

The Beheading of John the Baptist

  1 IN the forty-second year of the reign of Augustus, after our Adonai, Yahusha HaMashiach, was born according to the flesh in Bethlehem of Judea, Herod Antipatris, king of Judea, sought to kill Yahusha. 2 Then Michael came and said to...

The Testament of Job

  1 On the day he became sick and (he) knew that he would have to leave his bodily abode, he called his seven sons and his three daughters together and spake to them as follows: 2 “Form a circle around me, children, and hear, and I shall...

The Letters and Trial of Pontius Pilate

LETTER OF HEROD TO PILATE THE GOVERNOR   Herod to Pontius Pilate the Governor of Jerusalem: Peace.   I AM in great anxiety. I write these things unto thee, that when thou hast heard them thou mayest be grieved for me. For as my daughter...

The Gospel of Nicodemus

The Gospel of NICODEMUS the disciple, concerning the Sufferings and Resurrection of our Master and Saviour YAHUSHA MASHIACH.   1 1ANNAS and Caiaphas, and Summas, and Datam, Gamaliel, Judas, Levi, Nepthalim, Alexander, Cyrus, and other Yehudim, went...

The Infancy Gospel of Thomas

The stories of Thomas the Israelite, the Philosopher, concerning the works of the Childhood of the Lord.   1 I, Thomas the Israelite, tell unto you, even all the brethren that are of the Gentiles, to make known unto you the works of the...

The Infancy Gospel of James

  1 1 In the histories of the twelve tribes of Israel, Joachim was an extremely rich man. 2 He always brought a double offering to Yahuah, 3 telling himself, “My offering for all the people is from my surplus and my own offering to Yahuah...

The Book of Elias the Prophet

1 ​ 1 The record of Elias the Tishbite which he wrote for his disciple Elisha whom he called from his field in Abelmaholah unto the holy order of Elohim. 2 Behold, I, Elias, write this record with my own hand and no man shall see it until I have...

The Psalms of Solomon

1 "They became insolent in their prosperity . . . ."   I cried unto the Lord when I was in distress, Unto God when sinners assailed. Suddenly the alarm of war was heard before me; I said, He will hearken to me for I am full of righteousness. I...

The Book of Tobit

Chapter 1   1 The book of the words of Tobit, son of Tobiel, the son of Ananiel, the son of Aduel, the son of Gabael, of the seed of Asael, of the tribe of Nephthali; 2 Who in the time of Enemessar king of the Assyrians was led captive out of...

The Epistle of Jeremiah

The Epistle of Jeremiah     1 A copy of an epistle, which Jeremiah sent unto them which were to be led captives into Babylon by the king of the Babylonians, to certify them, as it was commanded him of God. 2 Because of the sins which ye...

The Prayer of Azariah (Additions to Daniel)

The Prayer of Azariah in the Furnace   1 And they walked in the midst of the fire, praising God, and blessing the Lord. 2 Then Azarias stood up, and prayed on this manner; and opening his mouth in the midst of the fire said, 3 Blessed art...

Bel and the Dragon (Additions to Daniel)

Daniel and the Priests of Bel   1 And king Astyages was gathered to his fathers, and Cyrus of Persia received his kingdom. 2 And Daniel conversed with the king, and was honored above all his friends. 3 Now the Babylons had an idol, called Bel,...

The Book of Susanna (Additions to Daniel)

Susanna’s Beauty Attracts Two Elders   1 There dwelt a man in Babylon, called Joacim: 2 And he took a wife, whose name was Susanna, the daughter of Chelcias, a very fair woman, and one that feared the Lord. 3 Her parents also were righteous,...

The Targum or Masoretic? 25 Fascinating Differences in Genesis 1-6

WE HAVE already established by this point that, when it comes to the Hebrew Masoretic Text, the Greek Septuagint is an entire millennia its elder. But here is what we have not yet covered: so is the Targum. If you are unfamiliar with the Targum,...

The Writings of Abraham: The Complete Book

The Writings of Abraham from the papyri found in Egypt 1831 CHAPTER 1   BEHOLD my son, I have caused to come into thine hands a fragment of the writings of Abraham in which he hath left a record of his sojourn among men and of the blessings of...

The Gospel of Thomas

YOU CAN choose to watch some of Yale Universities finest lectures for free on YouTube. I was doing just that the other day and thinking to myself, "Why did I need to pay for college again?" The lecture in question was on The Gospel of Thomas,...

Testaments of the Twelve Patriarchs | TESTAMENT OF BENJAMIN (Exhortation Against Deceit)

TESTAMENT OF BENJAMIN The Twelfth Son of Jacob and Rachel. CHAPTER 1 Benjamin, the twelfth son of Jacob and Rachel, the baby of the family, turns philosopher and philanthropist. THE COPY OF THE WORDS OF BENJAMIN, which he commanded his sons to...

Testaments of the Twelve Patriarchs | TESTAMENT OF JOSEPH (Spirit of Chastity)

TESTAMENT OF JOSEPH   The Eleventh Son of Jacob and Rachel. CHAPTER 1 Joseph, the eleventh son of Jacob and Rachel, the beautiful and beloved. His struggle against the Egyptian temptress. THE COPY OF THE TESTAMENT OF JOSEPH. 2 When he was...

Targum Torah Portions

Targum Torah Portions | Section 54: Vezoth Habberakah (Deuteronomy 33:1-34:12)

Targum Jonathan on Deuteronomy Section 54 Chapters 33:1-34:12   Chapter 33   AND this is the order of the Benedictions wherewith Mosheh the Prophet blessed the children of Israel before he died. And he said: Yahuah was revealed at Sinai...

Targum Torah Portion | Section 53: Haazinu (Deuteronomy 32:1-32:52)

Targum Jonathan on Deuteronomy Section 53 Chapters 32:1-32:52   Chapter 32   And when the last end of Mosheh the prophet was at hand, that he should be gathered from among the world, he said in his heart: I will not attest against this...

Targum Torah Portions | Section 52: Vaiyelek (Deuteronomy 31:1-31:30)

Targum Jonathan on Deuteronomy Section 52 Chapters 31:1-31:30   Chapter 31   AND Mosheh went into the tabernacle of the house of instruction, and spake these words unto all Israel, and said to them: I am the son of a hundred and twenty...

Targum Torah Portions | Section 50: Thabo (Deuteronomy 26:1-29:8)

Targum Jonathan on Deuteronomy Section 50 Chapters 26:1-29:8   Chapter 26   AND when you have entered into the land, which Yahuah thy Elohim giveth you for an inheritance, and you possess and dwell in it; you shall take of the earliest...

Targum Torah Portions | Section 49: Titse (Deuteronomy 21:10-25:19)

Targum Jonathan on Deuteronomy Section 49 Chapters 21:10-25:10     WHEN you go out to war against your enemies, and Yahuah your Elohim shall deliver them into your hands, and you take some of them captive: if you see in the captivity a...

Targum Torah Portions | Section 48: Shophetim (Deuteronomy 16:18-21:19)

Targum Jonathan on Deuteronomy Section 48 Chapters 16:18-21:19     UPRIGHT judges and efficient administrators you shall appoint in all your cities which Yahuah your Elohim will give you for your tribes, and they shall judge the people...

Targum Torah Portions | Section 47: Re’eh (Deuteronomy 11:26-16:17)

Targum Jonathan on Deuteronomy Section 47 Chapters 11:26-16:17     MOSHEH the prophet said: Behold, I have this day set in order before you a Blessing and its contrary: the Blessing, if you will be obedient to the commandments of Yahuah...

Targum Torah Portion | Section 46: Ekev (Deuteronomy 7:12-11:25)

Targum Jonathan on Deuteronomy Section 46 Chapters 7:12-11:25     If you receive these judgments, and observe and perform them, then will Yahuah your Elohim keep with you the covenant and the lovingkindness which He sware to your fathers....

Targum Torah Portions | Section 45: Va’ethchanan (Deuteronomy 3:23-7:11)

Targum Jonathan on Deuteronomy Section 45 Chapters 3:23-7:11     And I sought mercy at that time from before Yahuah, saying: I supplicate compassion before Thee, O Lord Elohim: Thou hast begun to show unto Thy servant Thy greatness and...

Targum Torah Portions | Section 44: Debarim (Deuteronomy 1:1-3:22)

Targum Jonathan on Deuteronomy Section 44 Chapters 1:1-3:22   Chapter 1   These are the words of admonition which Mosheh spake with all Israel. He gathered them together to him while they were beyond the Jordan, and answered and said to...

Targum Torah Portions | Section 43: Masey (Numbers 33:1-36:13)

Targum Jonathan on Numbers Week 43 Chapters 33:1-36:13   Chapter 33   These are the journeys of the Beni Israel who came out from Mizraim by their hosts, after the miracles had been wrought for them by the hand of Mosheh and Aharon. And...

Targum Torah Portions | Section 42: Mattoth (Numbers 30:2-32:42)

Targum Jonathan on Numbers Week 42 Chapters 30:2-32:42     Chapter 30   AND Mosheh spake with the chiefs of the Tribes of the Beni Israel, saying: This is the Word which Yahuah hath spoken, saying: A man, a son of thirteen when he...

Targum Torah Portions | Section 41: Phinehas (Numbers 25:10-30:1)

Targum Jonathan on Numbers Week 41 Chapters 25:10-30:1     AND Yahuah spake with Mosheh, saying: Phinehas the zealous, the son of Elazar bar Aharon, the priest, hath turned away mine anger from the children of Israel, in that, when...

Targum Torah Portions | Section 40: Balak (Numbers 22:2-25:9)

Targum Jonathan on Numbers Week 40 Chapters 22:2-25:9   Chapter 22   AND Balak bar Zippor saw what Israel had done to the Amoraee. And the Moabaee feared before the people greatly because they were many, and they were distressed in their...

Targum Torah Portions | Section 39: Hukkath (Numbers 19:1-22:1)

Targum Jonathan on Numbers Week 39 Chapters 19:1-22:1   Chapter 19   AND Yahuah spake with Mosheh and Aharon, saying: This is the decree, the publication of the law which Yahuah hath commanded, saying; Speak to the sons of Israel, that...

Targum Torah Portions | Section 38: Korach (Numbers 16:1-18:32)

Targum Jonathan on Numbers Week 38 Chapters 16:1-18:32   Chapter 16   But Korach bar Tizhar bar Kehath, bar Levi, with Dathan and Abiram the sons of Eliab, and On bar Peleth, of the Beni-Reuben, took his robe which was all of hyacinth,...

Targum Torah Portions | Section 37: Shalach “Send” (Numbers 13:1-15:41)

Targum Jonathan on Numbers Week 37 Chapters 13:1-15:41     Chapter 13   AND Yahuah spake with Mosheh, saying: Send thou keen-sighted men who may explore the land of Kenaan, which I will give to the children of Israel; one man for...

Targum Torah Portions | Section 36: Beha’alotcha (Numbers 8:1-12:15)

Targum Jonathan on Numbers Week 36 Chapters 8:1-12:15   Chapter 8   And Yahuah spake with Mosheh, saying: Speak with Aharon, and say to him: At the time when thou dost kindle the lamps upon the candelabrum, (all) the seven lamps shall be...

Targum Torah Portions | Section 35: NASA (Numbers 4:21-7:89)

AND Yahuah spake with Mosheh, saying: Take the account of the Beni Gershon also, from thirty years to fifty years, of all who come by bands to do the work of the tabernacle of ordinance. And this is the service of the family of Gershon, to serve...

Targum Torah Portions | Section 34: Bamidbar “In the Wilderness” (Numbers 1-4:20)

Chapter 1   AND Yahuah spake with Mosheh in the wilderness of Sinai, in the tabernacle of ordinance, on the first of the month Ijar, which was the second month of the second year from the time of their coming forth from the land of Mizraim,...

Targum Torah Portion | Week 25: Leviticus 6:1 – 8:36

Targum Jonathan on Leviticus Week 25 Chapters 6:1 - 8:36   Chapter 6   And Yahuah spake with Mosheh, saying Instruct Aharon and his sons, saying, This is the law of the burnt offering which is brought to make atonement for the thoughts...

Targum Torah Portion | Week 24: Leviticus 1:1 – 5:26

Targum Jonathan on Leviticus Week 24 Chapters 1:1 - 5:26   Chapter 1   And it was when Mosheh had completed to erect the tabernacle that Mosheh reasoned and judged in his heart, and said: To Mount Sinai, whose excellency is the excellence...

Targum Torah Portion Week 21: Exodus 25:1 – 27:19

Targum Jonathan on Exodus Week 21 Chapters 30:11 - 34:35     And Yahuah spake unto Mosheh, saying, When thou takest the sum of the sons of Israel according to their number, they shall give every man the ransom of their souls before Yahuah...

Targum Torah Portion Week 20: Exodus 27:20 – 30:10

Targum Jonathan on Exodus Week 20 Chapters 27:20 - 30:10     Chapter 27 .   ואתה וְאַנְתְּ תְּפַקֵיד יַת בְּנֵי יִשְרָאֵל וְיִסְבוּן לָךְ מִישְׁחָא דְזֵיתָא דַכְיָא כְּתִישָׁא לְאַנְהוֹרֵי לְאַדְלָקָא בּוֹצִינַיָא תְּדִירָא And thou...

Targum Torah Portion Week 19: Exodus 25:1 – 27:19

Targum Jonathan on Exodus Week 19 Chapters 25:1 - 27:19     . Chapter 25כ״ה     וידבר וּמַלֵּיל יְיָ עִם משֶׁה לְמֵימָר And the Lord spake with Mosheh, saying,   מַלֵּיל עִם בְּנֵי יִשְרָאֵל וְיִסְבוּן קֳדָמַי אַפְרְשׁוּתָא...

Targum Torah Portion Week 18: Exodus 21:1 – 24:18

Targum Jonathan on Exodus Week 18 Chapters 21:1 - 24:18     . Chapter 21כ״א       ואלה וְאִלֵּין הִינוּן סִדְרֵי דִינַיָא דִי תְסַדֵּר קֳדָמֵיהוֹן AND these are the orders of judgments which thou shalt order before them....

Targum Torah Portion Week 17: Exodus 18:1 – 20:23

Targum Jonathan on Exodus Week 17 Chapters 18:1 - 20:23 . . Chapter 18י״ח     וישמע וּשְׁמַע יִתְרוֹ אוֹנוֹס מִדְיָן חָמוּי דְמשֶׁה יַת כָּל מַאן דְּעָבִיד יְיָ לְמשֶׁה וּלְיִשְרָאֵל עַמֵּיהּ אֲרוּם אַפֵּיק יְיָ יַת יִשְרָאֵל מִמִּצְרָיִם...

Targum Torah Portion Week 16: Exodus 10:1 – 13:16

Targum Jonathan on Exodus Week 16 Chapters 13:17–17:16   Chapter 13   ויהי וַהֲוָה כַּד פְּטַר פַּרְעה יַת עַמָּא וְלָא דַבְּרִינוּן יְיָ אוֹרַח אֲרַע פְּלִישְׁתָּאֵי אֲרוּם קָרֵיב הוּא אֲרוּם אֲמַר יְיָ דִלְמָא יִתְהֲווֹן עַמָּא...

Targum Torah Portion Week 15: Exodus 10:1 – 13:16

Targum Jonathan on Exodus Week 15 Chapters 10:1 - 13:16     Chapter 10י׳     ויאמר וַאֲמַר יְיָ לְמשֶׁה עוּל לְוַת פַּרְעה אֲרוּם אֲנָא יַקִּירִית יִצְרָא דְלִבֵּיהּ וְיִצְרָא דְלִבְּהוֹן דְעַבְדוֹי מִן בִּגְלַל לְשַׁוָואָה אַתְוָותַי אִלֵין...

Targum Torah Portion Week 14: Exodus 6:2 – 9:35

Targum Jonathan on Exodus Week 14 Chapters 6:2 - 9:35   Chapter 6ו׳     וַאֲמַר יְיָ לְמשֶׁה כְּדוֹן תֶּחְמֵי מָה אַעֲבֵד לְפַרְעה אֲרוּם בִּידָא תַקִיפְתָּא יִפְטוֹרִינוּן וּבִידָא תַקִיפְתָּא יְתָרֵיכִינוּן מִן אַרְעֵיהּ And Yahuah said unto...

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