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The Black Dahlia Hoax: Brought To You By a Hollywood Studio

Part 2 Brought To You By a Hollywood Studio     OFFICIAL biographies place Elizabeth Short’s birthplace in Boston. Wrong. I’ll give you a hint as to her true identity. The real Black Dahlia’s nativity scene was more than likely...

The New Testament Hasn’t Happened Yet

FOR the record, I pondered this papers title for hours, days really, before committing to write anything. Even afterwards, I sat here until the sun peeked through the eastern corridor of my house. The coffee pot had emptied while the page before me...

The Black Dahlia Hoax: The Girl Was a Mannequin

Part 1 The Girl Was a Mannequin   A YEAR or so ago I wrote about The Black Dahlia as something that legitimately happened in history. My conclusion at the time was that Hollywood and the Los Angeles Police Department were in on it. You will...

Upcoming Nationwide Baptism Event: Saturday, August 14, 2021

15 And he said to them, "Go into all the world, preach the word of the King of the heavens to every creation. 16 He who believes and is dipped, he will be saved. But he who does not believe will be destroyed."   The Hebrew Gospel of Mark...

His Father’s Nakedness: The Curse of Ham Finally Explained

  HAM had sex with his father's wife. There it is. Hopefully, you weren't drinking from a cup of coffee or chewing on an overpriced blueberry scone while reading that, as I would have either choked or spit up all over the computer screen. At...

Are You a Pharisee? The Definition of a Pharisee Finally Explained

I DIDN’T think it would come to this. You found me out. I was caught. And it’s true—all of it. I pursue Torah obedience. There were rumors afloat but now you’ve heard it here, straight from the horse’s mouth. Must be a Pharisee then. I can’t seem...

You Are More Likely to Die of the COVID-19 Vaccine

IF we’re being technical, the jab is gene therapy, not a vaccine. And the likelihood of death between those diagnosed with COVID-19 and those who’ve received the treatment are about the same. But that’s only mortality rates, mind you, as the...

John McAfee Didn’t Kill Himself

I HAVEN’T the faintest clue if John McAfee owned an apartment at the 12-story beachfront that collapsed last month, let alone the city of Miami, or if the missing Tweet, which testified to the files he’d stored in the fated condominium, holds a...

About That Scene In the Movie Where Bill Cosby Walks

  BILL Cosby was released from prison after a short three-year stint, but are you really surprised? I’m not. Cosby accepted his slice of the pie back in the Sixties, and again in the Seventies, and then again in the Eighties, living...

The Truth About Auschwitz II

  HOLOCAUST STORYTELLERS like to keep us on our toes. The gas chambers at Crematoria I is easily disproved, but never mind that now, because Auschwitz I simply wasn’t ambitious enough. Not enough Jews could be killed in a single day, you see,...

Think Not That I Am Come to Destroy Torah

IN REPLY to the hundred or so rebuttals I’ve received over the years, insisting that Yahusha fulfilled the Law so that you wouldn’t have to, I’ll repeat again here what I’ve been telling everyone: Best to give Matthew chapter 5 another read....

The Truth About Auschwitz I

  I STARTED OUT just like you. I read from the same Illuminati text books and was exposed to the same blinding propaganda. The Godvernment and my diploma had me convinced that the Germans murdered 6 million Jews in a few short years as part of...

1948: The Year Edom Conquered Israel

YOU FIGURE I’m on Mossad's naughty list by now. It only makes sense that I would be. The one time I’ve ever been interrogated anywhere just so happens to be the back of a room in Tel Aviv. What are the odds? The people representing the star of...

Rosemary’s Baby: Another Movie Sponsored by Intel

  THE SONS of Cain are obsessed with telling their own story. Their biological and bastardy origins are tirelessly regurgitated over and over and over again from the Hollywood sound stage. The slaves whom they rule over lap it up. Never is...

Raya and the Last Dragon: The Watchers Story Retold

  FINALLY, Disney is discarding the exoteric trope for a somewhat honest esoteric reality. I say somewhat, and that is because on every continent, dragonlore hearkens us back to the ancient (and still present) worship of the serpent. I’ve just...

Captain EO: The Key to Unlocking the Beauty Within

  IF YOU need a refresher, this is the movie where Michael Jackson defeats evil by turning the bad guys into backup dancers. Particular emphasis has been placed upon evil because what I have to say will make a lot more sense to you if we can...

The Earth Is a Womb

  THERE. I said it. I confessed to everything before the inquisition could even begin. Already confused? It’s in the title. The Earth is a womb. From here on out, you’ll have to slap me silly just to shut me up. Despite that testimony you gave...

“The Hidden Hand of Camelot” now on sale with Sacred Word

  IN the early weeks of 2020 I was on the phone with my friend, Paul on the Plane. We were talking about the Kobe Bryant helicopter hoax and those people falling down dead in Wuhan, China (as well as the director and production staff caught on...

Milk a Tate for Everything It’s Worth: The Patti Tate Hoax

“Sometimes you just have to turn shit into ice cream.” Doris Tate     TAKE AWAY a writer’s pen, send him walking in any given direction into the wilderness, and should he stub his toe on a suspiciously placed rock, his job remains the...

COVID Vaccinated Are Being Tracked via 5G Cellular Towers

HAVE you rolled up your sleeve yet and taken the jab like a good boy or girl? If so, then you've been chipped. But that's really not a very big deal, is it? I figured not. Try to refrain from too much excitement over your new pet collar. Why a...

American Theater: The Manson Murder Trial Was a Hoax

  “I can't judge any of you. I have no malice against you and no ribbons for you. But I think that it is high time that you all start looking at yourselves, and judging the lie that you live in.” Charles Manson   APOLOGIES IF you thought...

Spahn Ranch: Remember When Charles Manson Lived On a Movie Set?

“Total paranoia is just total awareness.” . Charles Manson   WHEN THE FAMILY said, let's go Creepy Crawling, they were referring to a game which involved sneaking into people's homes at night and rearranging their furniture while they slept....

10050 Cielo Drive: The House that Sharon Tate Was Murdered In Was a Movie Set

  MANY ATTRIBUTE the creation of the miniskirt and hotpants to London-based mod fashion designer Mary Quant. The point I am trying to make here is that Sharon Tate had the legs that both pieces of fabric were imagined for. In 1969, at 26 years...

Roman Polanski Never Received Directing Credit for the Manson Murders

  A FILM STUDIO and a director were needed for the Apollo 11 moon landing. Langley found them in Walt Disney and Stanley Kubrick and three actors named Michael Collins, Neil Armstrong, and Buzz Aldrin. It was 1969. Nixon had only recently...

Even The Beach Boys Were In On It

  THE MOVIE BEGINS with the fake story of a rock n' roll drummer in a convertible and two bombshell hippie hitchhikers by the side of the road. The year is 1968. Beach Boy Dennis Wilson is only recently divorced from his first wife, Carol...

Lucifer, Father of Cain: Serpent Seed in the Targum

  FOR ALL I know, Cain is outed as the literal son of Satan in multiple texts. But in this paper, I will only be dealing with the Aramaic Targum. That's all serpent seed really is. The doctrine tells us what we already know about the sons of...

The Gospel of the Kingdom as Found In the Targum

  THE WORD gospel simply means “good news,” while kingdom directs us to the realm in which a sovereign king rules. Throughout Scripture, any attempt to wrestle the gospel into submission without a complimentary kingdom announcement will surely...

The Trickster and Lucille Ball: Television Is Alchemy

Every generation occupies itself with interpreting Trickster anew. Paul Radin   Pedigree Has a Name   EVERY WEEK I have the habit of turning out a new paper. And then Friday rolls along, and I'll ask myself (having already pushed the...

Pedophilia Has a Price Tag, and It’s Shirley Temple

"The owners of a child star are like leaseholders—their property diminishes in value every year." Graham Greene, Night and Day, 1937   AND THEN one day in 1932, at a place called Meglin’s Dance School, a Hollywood casting director liked the...

The Man In Marilyn Monroe

"...old Jack magic had them in its spell That old Jack magic that he weaves so well..." . Frank Sinatra   NOBODY KNEW they were living in Camelot until it was over. And that is because the story was spun only after its king had departed from...

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Should Christians Obey and Follow Torah?

Little children, let no man deceive you. He that doeth righteousness is righteous, as he is righteous 1 John 3:7 Q&A with Yeshua Q: Yeshua, in the beginning you co-authored “The Law” with our Father in Heaven, Yahuah. Is that right? Y: In the...

The End of Summer Camp

You really shouldn’t be reading this absurd story, cause I think I should be locked away, but the more I ask people to lock me away, the more medication they give me and tell me to stay at home. Anyway, in case you are reading this at all, I’ll...

Creation Pen and Brush: Indicator to YHWH’s Throne – Mount Meru

For the last six posts I have been writing all about the stars and really that was quite a bit for you to digest. You will be happy to find that this post is going in a slightly different direction and while it does allude to a star, we are now...

Shamsiel

Shamsiel  One   Shamsiel's large shoulders were not tired, but they would have been, if he had been a human. The bright blue angel had nothing else to do but to watch and think. There was no exertion, no weariness when it came to the beings in his...

Heavenly Luminaries as Indicators and Witnesses

Just a warning from the start. This post will be continuing my theme on stars. I have previously mentioned that this is a deep rabbit-hole, but there will be some respite as I skirt over the moon and sun. (This is where I would insert a smiley...

Nibblers

I love writing fiction. As much as possible I try to let my gift flourish in my off times and times I set aside specifically for writing. And it always seems like I’m writing about things that could, or should already be put into a movie, or at...

Stars, Angels and Portents

If you have read my previous articles here on the Unexpected Cosmology, you will know by now that I have an insatiable desire to research Yah’s cosmology particularly in relation to the stars/luminaries. If this is your first experience of my...

The Policeman and the Eagle

You would think that something so simple as urine would never serve a purpose other than the purpose of disposal... If so, then you would be wrong. The fact that urine serves as a foaming agent is often overlooked in the conversation. But how many...

Older Twins

  Maybe I would just call it "Snickerdoodle Vomit". A light brown, sure—but I hadn't seen this exact color in such a large area before. I supposed that I've seen most colors, but when you define them down to a single number, it was somehow...

Supply and Remand

Preface   Around 1994 I began writing a series of ten books called: “Worlds Without End” and they were going to be just the thing to put me on the map. I had poured hours and months and years into a make-believe modified pinwheel galaxy eons...

Eyewitness Account: The Bigfoot Encounter

Prepping for an epic Green Pond Trail mountain bike shred at Snow Basin, I began pumping up all the tires. Little brother, big daddy, and I were the crew. Green Pond Trail begins uphill entering a thick forest, eventually leading into open fields...

Wheel Within a Wheel: YHUH’s Clock in the Heavenly Luminaries

  . We begin here with part 1 of a 2 part presentation. I hope to engage both the well studied seeker and newly inspired novice alike, as well as to spark interest in those who have yet to consider these topics. This conceptual overview is...

Torah Observance: A Day In The Life

As a former “Christian,” I am well aware of the stigma that is Judaizing or being “under the law,” etc., particularly when it comes to keeping, doing, and guarding the instructions of the Most High Elohim. I’ve had this conversation with several of...

Escape from the North Country: The Second Exodus

“The woman fled into the wilderness, where God had prepared a place for her to be nourished for 1,260 days.”   Revelation 12:6   Understanding the Time of Jacob's Trouble: Survival 101   For this presentation, I'll be discussing some...

The Goat of Affliction

THE GOAT OF AFFLICTION (Yom Kippur, more than we’ve been told.)   “For I have chosen him, so that he may command his children and his household after him to keep the way of YHWH by doing righteousness and justice, so that YHWH may bring upon...

John 3:16 – Everything You Need To Know

“For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believes in him should not perish, but have everlasting life” John 3:16. The world’s most popular verse concerning our messiah; but there is much more to this verse...

Polygyny According to the Word of YEHOVAH

By E Boyd and Kendra Daniels   Definitions Before we get started please read the following section of definitions, even if you think you already know what they mean.  It's important to understand the various terms according to Scripture when...

The Tent of Appointed Times: Israel’s Clock, Calendar, and Compass

The last decade has not only seen its share of unique astronomical events—such as eclipse sets and prophetic planetary alignments in particular houses of the zodiac—it has also seen an exponential increase in public interest in the ancient Biblical...

Flat Earth Facts & The Bible As The Standard of Truth

Often times people are trying to understand what the Flat Earth model really is. It seems like the logical thing to do for someone who thinks the earth is flat. The problem is that we don't trust the scientific community enough to give us an...

Order Out of Chaos

The most secret knowledge, a science which outdates history, is the science of control over people, governments and civilizations. The foundation of this ultimate discipline is the control of wealth. Through the control of wealth comes the control...

Job and Jethro, Moses’ Father in law, Are the Same Person

PROBABLY HAVING never considered such a thing before, you may be saying, 'But...' Well, allow me to preemptively say that I have no definitive proof that this is so, just a good amount of circumstantial evidence. I cannot say for certain that Job...

Searching for the Land of the Promise: Is Israel a Hoax?

“On that day I lifted My hand in an oath to them, to bring them out of the land of Mitsrayim into a land that I had searched out for them, flowing with milk and honey, the splendor of all lands.” Ezekiel 20:6 AS EVERYTHING, in searching for truth...

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The Testament of Job

  1 On the day he became sick and (he) knew that he would have to leave his bodily abode, he called his seven sons and his three daughters together and spake to them as follows: 2 “Form a circle around me, children, and hear, and I shall...

The Letters and Trial of Pontius Pilate

LETTER OF HEROD TO PILATE THE GOVERNOR   Herod to Pontius Pilate the Governor of Jerusalem: Peace.   I AM in great anxiety. I write these things unto thee, that when thou hast heard them thou mayest be grieved for me. For as my daughter...

The Gospel of Nicodemus

The Gospel of NICODEMUS the disciple, concerning the Sufferings and Resurrection of our Master and Saviour YAHUSHA MASHIACH.   1 1ANNAS and Caiaphas, and Summas, and Datam, Gamaliel, Judas, Levi, Nepthalim, Alexander, Cyrus, and other Yehudim, went...

The Infancy Gospel of Thomas

The stories of Thomas the Israelite, the Philosopher, concerning the works of the Childhood of the Lord.   1 I, Thomas the Israelite, tell unto you, even all the brethren that are of the Gentiles, to make known unto you the works of the...

The Infancy Gospel of James

  1 1 In the histories of the twelve tribes of Israel, Joachim was an extremely rich man. 2 He always brought a double offering to Yahuah, 3 telling himself, “My offering for all the people is from my surplus and my own offering to Yahuah...

The Book of Elias the Prophet

1 ​ 1 The record of Elias the Tishbite which he wrote for his disciple Elisha whom he called from his field in Abelmaholah unto the holy order of Elohim. 2 Behold, I, Elias, write this record with my own hand and no man shall see it until I have...

The Psalms of Solomon

1 "They became insolent in their prosperity . . . ."   I cried unto the Lord when I was in distress, Unto God when sinners assailed. Suddenly the alarm of war was heard before me; I said, He will hearken to me for I am full of righteousness. I...

The Book of Tobit

Chapter 1   1 The book of the words of Tobit, son of Tobiel, the son of Ananiel, the son of Aduel, the son of Gabael, of the seed of Asael, of the tribe of Nephthali; 2 Who in the time of Enemessar king of the Assyrians was led captive out of...

The Epistle of Jeremiah

The Epistle of Jeremiah     1 A copy of an epistle, which Jeremiah sent unto them which were to be led captives into Babylon by the king of the Babylonians, to certify them, as it was commanded him of God. 2 Because of the sins which ye...

The Prayer of Azariah (Additions to Daniel)

The Prayer of Azariah in the Furnace   1 And they walked in the midst of the fire, praising God, and blessing the Lord. 2 Then Azarias stood up, and prayed on this manner; and opening his mouth in the midst of the fire said, 3 Blessed art...

Bel and the Dragon (Additions to Daniel)

Daniel and the Priests of Bel   1 And king Astyages was gathered to his fathers, and Cyrus of Persia received his kingdom. 2 And Daniel conversed with the king, and was honored above all his friends. 3 Now the Babylons had an idol, called Bel,...

The Book of Susanna (Additions to Daniel)

Susanna’s Beauty Attracts Two Elders   1 There dwelt a man in Babylon, called Joacim: 2 And he took a wife, whose name was Susanna, the daughter of Chelcias, a very fair woman, and one that feared the Lord. 3 Her parents also were righteous,...

The Targum or Masoretic? 25 Fascinating Differences in Genesis 1-6

WE HAVE already established by this point that, when it comes to the Hebrew Masoretic Text, the Greek Septuagint is an entire millennia its elder. But here is what we have not yet covered: so is the Targum. If you are unfamiliar with the Targum,...

The Writings of Abraham: The Complete Book

The Writings of Abraham from the papyri found in Egypt 1831 CHAPTER 1   BEHOLD my son, I have caused to come into thine hands a fragment of the writings of Abraham in which he hath left a record of his sojourn among men and of the blessings of...

The Gospel of Thomas

YOU CAN choose to watch some of Yale Universities finest lectures for free on YouTube. I was doing just that the other day and thinking to myself, "Why did I need to pay for college again?" The lecture in question was on The Gospel of Thomas,...

Testaments of the Twelve Patriarchs | TESTAMENT OF BENJAMIN (Exhortation Against Deceit)

TESTAMENT OF BENJAMIN The Twelfth Son of Jacob and Rachel. CHAPTER 1 Benjamin, the twelfth son of Jacob and Rachel, the baby of the family, turns philosopher and philanthropist. THE COPY OF THE WORDS OF BENJAMIN, which he commanded his sons to...

Testaments of the Twelve Patriarchs | TESTAMENT OF JOSEPH (Spirit of Chastity)

TESTAMENT OF JOSEPH   The Eleventh Son of Jacob and Rachel. CHAPTER 1 Joseph, the eleventh son of Jacob and Rachel, the beautiful and beloved. His struggle against the Egyptian temptress. THE COPY OF THE TESTAMENT OF JOSEPH. 2 When he was...

Testaments of the Twelve Patriarchs | TESTAMENT OF ASHER (Truth & Faith)

TESTAMENT OF ASHER The Tenth Son of Jacob and Zilpah. CHAPTER 1 Asher, the tenth son of Jacob and Zilpah. An explanation of dual personality. The first Jekyll and Hyde story. For a statement of the Law of Compensation that Emerson would have...

Testaments of the Twelve Patriarchs | TESTAMENT OF GAD (Spirit of Hatred)

TESTAMENT OF GAD The Ninth Son of Jacob and Zilpah. CHAPTER 1 Gad, the ninth son of Jacob and Zilpah. Shepherd and strong man but a murderer at heart. Verse 25 is a notable definition of hatred. THE COPY OF THE TESTAMENT OF GAD, what things he...

Testaments of the Twelve Patriarchs | TESTAMENT OF DAN (Spirit of Anger)

TESTAMENT OF DAN The Seventh Son of Jacob and Bilhah. CHAPTER 1 The seventh son of Jacob and Bilhah. The jealous one. He counsels against anger saying that "it giveth peculiar vision." This is a notable thesis on anger. THE COPY OF THE WORDS OF...

Testaments of the Twelve Patriarchs | TESTAMENT OF ISSACHAR (Asceticism)

TESTAMENT OF ISSACHAR The Fifth Son of Jacob and Leah. CHAPTER 1 Issachar, the fifth son of Jacob and Leah. The sinless child of hire for mandrakes. He appeals for simplicity. THE COPY OF THE WORDS OF ISSACHAR. 2 For he called his sons and said to...

Testaments of the Twelve Patriarchs | TESTAMENT OF LEVI (Spirit of Idolatry)

TESTAMENT OF LEVI The Third Son of Jacob and Leah. CHAPTER 1 Levi, the third son of Jacob and Leah. A mystic and dreamer of dreams, a prophet. THE COPY OF THE WORDS OF LEVI, the things which he ordained unto his sons, according to all that they...

Testaments of the Twelve Patriarchs | TESTAMENT OF SIMEON (Spirit of Envy)

TESTAMENT OF SIMEON The Second Son of Jacob and Leah. CHAPTER 1 Simeon, the second son of Jacob and Leah. The strong man. He becomes jealous of Joseph and is an instigator of the plot against Joseph. THE COPY OF THE WORDS OF SIMEON, the things...

Testaments of the Twelve Patriarchs | TESTAMENT OF REUBEN (Spirit of Lust)

TESTAMENT OF REUBEN The First-Born Son of Jacob and Leah. CHAPTER 1 Reuben, the first-born son of Jacob and Leah. The man of experience counsels against fornication and points out the ways in. which men are most apt to fall into error. THE COPY OF...

Targum Torah Portions

Targum Torah Portions | Section 44: Debarim (Deuteronomy 1:1-3:22)

Targum Jonathan on Deuteronomy Section 44 Chapters 1:1-3:22   Chapter 1   These are the words of admonition which Mosheh spake with all Israel. He gathered them together to him while they were beyond the Jordan, and answered and said to...

Targum Torah Portions | Section 43: Masey (Numbers 33:1-36:13)

Targum Jonathan on Numbers Week 43 Chapters 33:1-36:13   Chapter 33   These are the journeys of the Beni Israel who came out from Mizraim by their hosts, after the miracles had been wrought for them by the hand of Mosheh and Aharon. And...

Targum Torah Portions | Section 42: Mattoth (Numbers 30:2-32:42)

Targum Jonathan on Numbers Week 42 Chapters 30:2-32:42     Chapter 30   AND Mosheh spake with the chiefs of the Tribes of the Beni Israel, saying: This is the Word which Yahuah hath spoken, saying: A man, a son of thirteen when he...

Targum Torah Portions | Section 41: Phinehas (Numbers 25:10-30:1)

Targum Jonathan on Numbers Week 41 Chapters 25:10-30:1     AND Yahuah spake with Mosheh, saying: Phinehas the zealous, the son of Elazar bar Aharon, the priest, hath turned away mine anger from the children of Israel, in that, when...

Targum Torah Portions | Section 40: Balak (Numbers 22:2-25:9)

Targum Jonathan on Numbers Week 40 Chapters 22:2-25:9   Chapter 22   AND Balak bar Zippor saw what Israel had done to the Amoraee. And the Moabaee feared before the people greatly because they were many, and they were distressed in their...

Targum Torah Portions | Section 39: Hukkath (Numbers 19:1-22:1)

Targum Jonathan on Numbers Week 39 Chapters 19:1-22:1   Chapter 19   AND Yahuah spake with Mosheh and Aharon, saying: This is the decree, the publication of the law which Yahuah hath commanded, saying; Speak to the sons of Israel, that...

Targum Torah Portions | Section 38: Korach (Numbers 16:1-18:32)

Targum Jonathan on Numbers Week 38 Chapters 16:1-18:32   Chapter 16   But Korach bar Tizhar bar Kehath, bar Levi, with Dathan and Abiram the sons of Eliab, and On bar Peleth, of the Beni-Reuben, took his robe which was all of hyacinth,...

Targum Torah Portions | Section 37: Shalach “Send” (Numbers 13:1-15:41)

Targum Jonathan on Numbers Week 37 Chapters 13:1-15:41     Chapter 13   AND Yahuah spake with Mosheh, saying: Send thou keen-sighted men who may explore the land of Kenaan, which I will give to the children of Israel; one man for...

Targum Torah Portions | Section 36: Beha’alotcha (Numbers 8:1-12:15)

Targum Jonathan on Numbers Week 36 Chapters 8:1-12:15   Chapter 8   And Yahuah spake with Mosheh, saying: Speak with Aharon, and say to him: At the time when thou dost kindle the lamps upon the candelabrum, (all) the seven lamps shall be...

Targum Torah Portions | Section 35: NASA (Numbers 4:21-7:89)

AND Yahuah spake with Mosheh, saying: Take the account of the Beni Gershon also, from thirty years to fifty years, of all who come by bands to do the work of the tabernacle of ordinance. And this is the service of the family of Gershon, to serve...

Targum Torah Portions | Section 34: Bamidbar “In the Wilderness” (Numbers 1-4:20)

Chapter 1   AND Yahuah spake with Mosheh in the wilderness of Sinai, in the tabernacle of ordinance, on the first of the month Ijar, which was the second month of the second year from the time of their coming forth from the land of Mizraim,...

Targum Torah Portion | Week 25: Leviticus 6:1 – 8:36

Targum Jonathan on Leviticus Week 25 Chapters 6:1 - 8:36   Chapter 6   And Yahuah spake with Mosheh, saying Instruct Aharon and his sons, saying, This is the law of the burnt offering which is brought to make atonement for the thoughts...

Targum Torah Portion | Week 24: Leviticus 1:1 – 5:26

Targum Jonathan on Leviticus Week 24 Chapters 1:1 - 5:26   Chapter 1   And it was when Mosheh had completed to erect the tabernacle that Mosheh reasoned and judged in his heart, and said: To Mount Sinai, whose excellency is the excellence...

Targum Torah Portion Week 21: Exodus 25:1 – 27:19

Targum Jonathan on Exodus Week 21 Chapters 30:11 - 34:35     And Yahuah spake unto Mosheh, saying, When thou takest the sum of the sons of Israel according to their number, they shall give every man the ransom of their souls before Yahuah...

Targum Torah Portion Week 20: Exodus 27:20 – 30:10

Targum Jonathan on Exodus Week 20 Chapters 27:20 - 30:10     Chapter 27 .   ואתה וְאַנְתְּ תְּפַקֵיד יַת בְּנֵי יִשְרָאֵל וְיִסְבוּן לָךְ מִישְׁחָא דְזֵיתָא דַכְיָא כְּתִישָׁא לְאַנְהוֹרֵי לְאַדְלָקָא בּוֹצִינַיָא תְּדִירָא And thou...

Targum Torah Portion Week 19: Exodus 25:1 – 27:19

Targum Jonathan on Exodus Week 19 Chapters 25:1 - 27:19     . Chapter 25כ״ה     וידבר וּמַלֵּיל יְיָ עִם משֶׁה לְמֵימָר And the Lord spake with Mosheh, saying,   מַלֵּיל עִם בְּנֵי יִשְרָאֵל וְיִסְבוּן קֳדָמַי אַפְרְשׁוּתָא...

Targum Torah Portion Week 18: Exodus 21:1 – 24:18

Targum Jonathan on Exodus Week 18 Chapters 21:1 - 24:18     . Chapter 21כ״א       ואלה וְאִלֵּין הִינוּן סִדְרֵי דִינַיָא דִי תְסַדֵּר קֳדָמֵיהוֹן AND these are the orders of judgments which thou shalt order before them....

Targum Torah Portion Week 17: Exodus 18:1 – 20:23

Targum Jonathan on Exodus Week 17 Chapters 18:1 - 20:23 . . Chapter 18י״ח     וישמע וּשְׁמַע יִתְרוֹ אוֹנוֹס מִדְיָן חָמוּי דְמשֶׁה יַת כָּל מַאן דְּעָבִיד יְיָ לְמשֶׁה וּלְיִשְרָאֵל עַמֵּיהּ אֲרוּם אַפֵּיק יְיָ יַת יִשְרָאֵל מִמִּצְרָיִם...

Targum Torah Portion Week 16: Exodus 10:1 – 13:16

Targum Jonathan on Exodus Week 16 Chapters 13:17–17:16   Chapter 13   ויהי וַהֲוָה כַּד פְּטַר פַּרְעה יַת עַמָּא וְלָא דַבְּרִינוּן יְיָ אוֹרַח אֲרַע פְּלִישְׁתָּאֵי אֲרוּם קָרֵיב הוּא אֲרוּם אֲמַר יְיָ דִלְמָא יִתְהֲווֹן עַמָּא...

Targum Torah Portion Week 15: Exodus 10:1 – 13:16

Targum Jonathan on Exodus Week 15 Chapters 10:1 - 13:16     Chapter 10י׳     ויאמר וַאֲמַר יְיָ לְמשֶׁה עוּל לְוַת פַּרְעה אֲרוּם אֲנָא יַקִּירִית יִצְרָא דְלִבֵּיהּ וְיִצְרָא דְלִבְּהוֹן דְעַבְדוֹי מִן בִּגְלַל לְשַׁוָואָה אַתְוָותַי אִלֵין...

Targum Torah Portion Week 14: Exodus 6:2 – 9:35

Targum Jonathan on Exodus Week 14 Chapters 6:2 - 9:35   Chapter 6ו׳     וַאֲמַר יְיָ לְמשֶׁה כְּדוֹן תֶּחְמֵי מָה אַעֲבֵד לְפַרְעה אֲרוּם בִּידָא תַקִיפְתָּא יִפְטוֹרִינוּן וּבִידָא תַקִיפְתָּא יְתָרֵיכִינוּן מִן אַרְעֵיהּ And Yahuah said unto...

Targum Torah Portions Week 13 Shemoth שְׁמוֹת “Names” Exodus 1:1 – 6:1

Targum Torah Portions Week 13 Shemoth שְׁמוֹת “Names” Exodus 1:1 – 6:1           Chapter 1א׳       וְאִילֵין שְׁמָהַת בְּנֵי יִשְרָאֵל דְעָלוּ לְמִצְרַיִם עִם יַעֲקב גְבַר עִם אֱנַשׁ בֵּיתֵיהּ עָלוּ AND these...

Targum Torah Portion Week 12: Vayechi וַיְחִי “And He Lived”

Targum Jonathan on Genesis Week 12 Chapters 47:28 - 50     Chapter 47:28   ויחי וַחֲיָא יַעֲקב בְּאַרְעָא דְמִצְרַיִם שֶׁבְסְרֵי שְׁנִין וַהֲווֹ יוֹמֵי יַעֲקב סְכוּם יוֹמֵי חֲיוֹי מְאָה וְאַרְבְּעִין וּשְׁבַע שְׁנִין And Jakob lived...

Targum Torah Portions Week 11: Va’yigash וַיִּגַּשׁ “And He Drew Near”

Targum Jonathan on Genesis Week 11 Chapters 44:18 - 47:27       Chapter 44מ״ד     וּפְקֵיד יַת מְנַשֶׁה דִמְמַנָא אַפִּיטְרוֹפּוֹס עַל בֵּיתֵיהּ לְמֵימָר מְלֵי יַת דִיסְקְיֵי גוּבְרַיָיא עִיבּוּרָא הֵיכְמָא דְאִינוּן...

Targum Torah Portions Week 10: Miketz מִקֵּץ “At The End”

Targum Jonathan on Genesis Week 10 Chapters 41:1 - 44:17 Chapter 41מ״א     ויהי וַהֲוָה מִסוֹף תַּרְתֵּין שְׁנִין עָאל דוּכְרָנָא דְיוֹסֵף קֳדָם מֵימְרָא דַיְיָ וּפַרְעה הֲוָה חָלִים וְהָא קָאִי עַל נַהֲרָא 1 It was at the end of two...

Targum Torah Portions Week 9: Va’ Yeshev וַיֵּשֶׁב “And He Lived”

Targum Jonathan on Genesis Week 9 Chapters 37:1 - 40:23 Chapter 37ל״ז   וישׁב וִיתֵיב יַעֲקב בְּשַׁלְוִיתָא בְּאַרְעָא תּוֹתָבוּת אָבוּי בְּאַרְעָא דִכְנָעַן 1 And Jakob dwelt in peace in the land of the sojourning of his fathers, in the land...

Targum Torah Portions Week 8: Vayishlach וַיִּשְׁלַח “And He Sent”

Targum Jonathan on Genesis Week 8 Chapters 32:3 - 36:43     Chapter 32     וַאֲמַר יַעֲקב כֵּיוָן דְחָמִינוּן לָא מַשִׁירְוַין דְעֵשָו הִינוּן דְאַתְיָין לִקְדָמוּתִי וְלָא מַשִׁירְוְיָן דְלָבָן הִינוּן דְהַדְרוּ לְמִרְדַף...

Targum Torah Portions Week 7: Vayetze וַיֵּצֵא “And He Left”

Targum Jonathan on Genesis Week 7 Chapters 28:10 - 32:2       Chapter 28כ״ח     ויצא חַמְשָׁא נִיסִין אִתְעֲבִידוּ לְיַעֲקב בִּזְמַן דִנְפַק מִן בֵּירָא דְשָׁבַע. נִיסָא קַמָא אִתְקַצְרוּ שְׁעוֹי דְיוֹמָא וּטְמַע שִׁימְשָׁא...

Targum Torah Portions Week 6: Toldot תּוֹלְדֹת “Generations”

Targum Jonathan on Genesis Week 6 Chapters 25:19 - 28:9 Chapter 25כ״ה     וְאוֹסִיף אַבְרָהָם וּנְסַב אִיתָא וּשְׁמָהּ קְטוּרָה הִיא הָגָר דִקְטִירָא לֵיהּ מִן שֵׁרוּיָא 1 And Abraham added and took a wife, and her name was Keturah; she...

Targum Torah Portions Week 5: Chayei Sarah חַיֵּי שָׂרָה “Life of Sarah”

Targum Jonathan on Genesis Week 5 Chapters 23 - 25:18     Chapter 23כ״ג     ויהיו חיי שׁרה וַהֲווֹ חַיֵי שָרָה מְאָה וְעֶשְרִין וּשְׁבַע שְׁנִין שְׁנֵי חַיָיהָא דְשָרָה 1 And the days of the life of Sarah were an hundred and...

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