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ARTICLE UPDATE: 05 / 20 / 2020: "SATANIC PANIC: The Day E.T. Visited the U.N." For the record, this is one of my favorite articles I've ever written. And now it's one of my most deeply personal. Three added sections detail the HIV pandemic. ARTICLE UPDATE: 05 / 13 /...
The “CIA” in “ART” | Jackson Pollock & the Spooks of Abstract Expressionism
FOR MUCH of 2017, my wife and I were living in Canada. Voluntarily. And it was in one city or another that I noticed something. Rainbow crosswalks. We’re talking the sort of colored variety which involves the number 6. LGBTQ likes to deal in shades of 6. Canadians...
The First Hippie Shall Be the Last | Charlie Manson, Meet Vito and the Freaks
I WAS snooping around Wikipedia the other day and completely disappointed to find that it has very little to say on Vito and the Freaks. Sure, Vito Paulekas has a Wiki article, but it’s only three paragraphs long. Elsewhere, he’s practically non-existent on the web....
92 Million Miles Around the Sun: The Dark Origin of Birthday Candles
ATHEISTS HATE articles like this. I have the habit of sticking my nose in all the wrong places. I just can’t help myself. Take my junk drawer, for example. Too many rubber bands and uncharged batteries and not enough Chinese food menus. Most people feel accomplished...
Will the Real Jim Morrison Please Stand Up? (And Something About the Gulf of Tonkin Hoax)
IT IS the first week of August, 1964, and US warships under the command of Navy Admiral George Stephen Morrison have allegedly come under attack while patrolling Vietnam’s Tonkin Gulf. The event will demand the immediate passing of the Tonkin Gulf Resolution by the US...
Eat. Sleep. Psychodrama: How the CIA Created the Magic of Walt Disney World
TO THIS very day, the Walt Disney Company has made a point of selling you on Uncle Walt’s clever acquiring of Walt Disney World in Orlando Florida without unveiling precisely how the bunny was pulled from the hat, and more importantly, for what purposes. Wikipedia and...
The Lost World of the Mud Flood: Fallen Women, Foundlings, and the 19th-Century Human Reset
ORPHAN PROTAGONISTS have long bothered me, particularly in nineteenth-century literature. There is such an abundance of them. Dorothy Gale was an orphan and she went over the rainbow. Anne was an orphan and she managed Green Gables. Then again, Heidi was an orphan in...
I Do Not Believe in the 1901 Pan-American Exposition
SEVERAL NIGHTS of good conversation and beer at the 2019 Flat Earth International Conference in Dallas finally led me to begin looking into the mud flood theory. Just so we’re clear, I knew only so much on the subject as to begin my investigation with a keyword...
The Druidic Mysteries of Pooh: The Honey Tree as Knowledge of the Divine
YOU DIDN'T think I would do it. Bill Gates, Lady Gaga, Saint Augustine, sure. But Pooh—never. I wouldn’t dare touch Pooh, you said. Silly old bear. This time I’ve gone too far. It took Walt Disney twenty years to doggedly chase down the rights to Mary Poppins. He...
The Shroud of Turin & the Last Templar: The Man Inside Is King Arthur
AND THEN one day it occurred to me. Practically every portrait of Jesus in art resembles the image of the human figure in the Shroud of Turin. Some will tell me his likeness is based upon Caesar Borgia, but I fail to see the resemblance. That is another argument...
Germ Theory Is a Hoax (and You’ve Been Lied To About the Spanish Flu)
ADMIT IT. You want to try raw milk. Come on, there’s no shame here. This is a sharing space. Raw milk. Everybody thinks about it now and then. Per chance, you were driving through redneck country last summer on your way to the Florida beach cottage that you purchased...
Everything You Need to Know About the Tom Cruise Space Movie
STOP QUOTING from Anton LaVey in order to prove your point. I am fatigued of hearing his stupid quotes, and it has little to do with the fact that he’s a self-declared Satanist. Anton LaVey is nothing less than a spook. At best he’s a detour. It’s actually difficult...
Muhammad, Servant of Rome | Christianity and Islam as the Two Pillars of Freemasonry
I love WIKIPEDIA. Pick an article. Practically any article. Reading Wikipedia is like watching the official narrative perform mental acrobatics, complete with barking seals and fiery hoops, all in hopes of telling the psycho-dramatic hoax that is history and keeping...
Gentile or Hebrew: Are You Circumcised? | Jews Reject Jesus Because of Paul
IN JERUSALEM there’s a community of Jews who live like the Amish. No twentieth or twenty-first century conveniences are afforded to them. No electricity. Word on the street was that they made the best prayer shawls. And it only makes sense. I mean, if you’re in the...
Origins of the Christian Steeple (Brought to You by Rome and the Mysteries of Isis)
MAYBE I’M JUST talking to myself at this point. I’m simply a researcher. I started this website five years ago in order to present my findings. Back then—in 2015, the talk of the town was Jade Helm and martial law and, as an added bonus, something about how satellites...
Origins of the Christian Trinity (Brought to You by Plato, Egypt, and Mystery Babylon)
THERE ARE no street signs among the floating villages of the Tonle Sap. You’ll find them on the road to Angkor Watt—a several hour journey by boat. At twenty years of age, I was barely a man and already disoriented by it all. In Phenom Penh, crocodile tastes like...
John Lennon Lives | The Day MK-Ultra Created a Beatles Impersonator
“I am who I was once I am as you see You make it make sense now” —Mark Staycer JOHN LENNON is still alive. He probably just doesn’t realize it yet. This is perhaps due to a dissociative identity disorder. Though the Beatle likely struggled his entire life with mental...
TITANIC Lies | It Was All a Hoax and Its Only Survivors Were Crisis Actors
IT WENT DOWN on the streets of Baltimore. The official story is that Peter Pryal was ill. Diagnosis, an internal disorder. What else would explain how the once quartermaster on the steamship Majestic of the White Star Line met its former captain, E. J. Smith? Pryal...
Jesus Did Not Die on a Cross. He Was Hung From a Tree. (The Reason Why Is Important.)
YAHUSHA DID NOT die on a cross. Let’s get our facts straight. He was hung on a tree. What’s the difference—you ask? The cross originated in the Babylonian Mystery religion and tells the cyclic story of Tammuz. Nimrod’s son. The story of Nimrod and Semiramis and Tammuz...
Unicorns Everywhere | The Horn as a Symbol for Sexual & Third-Eye Awakening
MY WIFE has a working theory that Hadley men are incapable of creating women. This is undoubtedly due to her careful observation that several generations of the Hadley family tree have only produced a lineage of sons. We’ve looked. We cannot find a natural born female...
TITANIC Is Gonna Need a Bigger Boat (For This Sinking Myth to Swim)
RIGHT AWAY the Titanic narrative presents some familiar oddities. We are informed that the RMS Titanic sank on the 15th of April. I am quickly reminded that Lincoln died on the very date. April 15. Both were hoaxes. The Boston Bombing happened on April 15. Another...
TITANIC: A True Hollywood Story (Hint, It’s All a Movie)
THE SINKING of the Titanic was a staged hoax. These days, we really need to just get to the point and be done with it. So, there you have it. Never happened. Faked. And I know what you’re probably already thinking. As I write these words, there is a reported shipwreck...
The Copernican Revolution Was a Hoax (Also, Marie Antoinette’s Love of Pinecones Discussed)
MARIE ANTOINETTE had a thing for pinecones. I can’t blame her. Some girls like shoes. Others unicorns. I actually know very little about Marie Antoinette. But that’s probably because I’m a guy. And also, because there’s nothing quite like a finely preserved vase from...
I Do Not Believe in the 1893 Chicago World’s Fair
YOU WERE TOLD that the city of Chicago once held the World’s Colombian Exposition to publicly celebrate Columbus discovering America. The year was 1893, and the Great Economic Panic was already underway. Some 27-million people, a number equal to half of the entire...
Have You Accepted Paul As Your Lord and Savior? The Gospel of Yahusha vs the Gospel of Sha’ul (Sola Gratia)
CHRISTIANITY IS NOT the same religion as Scripture. Far from it. The early church fathers have already established that fact. Though, to be fair, if we’re dealing with the 66-book Canon, then thirteen of the epistles attributed to Sha’ul of Tarsus are most certainly...
The Tower of Babel Is a Coiled Double-Helix | Michelangelo’s Trans-humanism at Chateau de Chambord
SOMETIMES WE HEAR someone say something and we almost fall out of our chair. This was sort of like that. Only it wasn’t a chair that I almost fell out of—but a staircase. Two of them, actually. The staircase duo in question can be found at Château de Chambord in the...
The Worship of the Serpent Is the Esoteric Reality of Dinosaurs
ARE DINOSAUR fossils a hoax? I really wish I could tell you they weren’t. I wish more than anything that I could keep pounding my head over the keyboard, screaming from my fingertips at the dinosaur deniers: IF DINOSAURS DON’T EXIST, THEN WHAT ARE THEY DIGGING UP!?...
Mud Flood Theory | We Need to Come to Terms With the Human Reset
I HAVE never been to Berlin, but I am told it is a mostly-uninspired city built upon the mounds of rubble left over from allied bombing during the Second World War. Makes sense. The Holocaust with a capitol “H” may be a fictionalized event, and the Nuremburg Trials a...
The Watchers of Enoch Have Been Released From Prison, and They’re Lying to Us About Everything
THE WATCHERS STOOD BACK and observed their loved ones, the giants whom they had begotten with the daughters of men, kill each other off in a war of the Titans, and then Yahuah bound them under the hills and the valleys of the earth, where they were to remain in total...
Space Is Fake and the Earth Is Flat & I Probably Believe It Because the Government Wants Me To
I AM A FLAT EARTHIST. Yes, I believe the earth is flat as a matter of fact. Unashamedly so—Why? Because Yahuah testifies to it. Then again, call it a coincidence, but I have also come to conclude that I’m believing exactly what the government wants me to believe, and...