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Next Exit: the far side of cognitive concurrence

The Sasquatch & Johnny

MY original intent was to assail you with a regular and healthy dosage of biographies and interviews, which obviously hasn't happened for any number of years. I hope to change that now. Especially with the launch of my new TUC Magazine. The first...

The Yahusha and Yahuah Connection: Who Is Our Heavenly Father?

MY friend and fellow researcher as well as Paleo-Hebrew expert Pamela Glasgow has turned in the most excellent research paper regarding the identity of Yahusha HaMashiach (though many of you know him as Jesus Christ) and Yahuah Elohiym (again, many...

The Temple Mount Hoax: Judaism’s Part In Jerusalem’s 70AD Destruction

TO this very day, Judaism is identified with the rabbinic tradition of the Parashiym and vice versa. That is to say, the ancient Hebrew faith contained neither Judaism nor the Parashiym and there is no Judaism to be had without them. If you don’t...

Mary Magdalene, Wife of Messiah: Her Lover, the Roman Centurion

A CURIOUS thing happened on the way to the tomb. Kepha thought to name the centurion in the Besorah which bears his name, and why do you suppose that is? I have a thought or two on the matter and I’m curious what yours might be. You probably don’t...

Petronius: The Roman Centurion Who Guarded Messiah’s Tomb Was a Believer

19 And Pilate gave them Petronius the centurion with soldiers to guard the tomb. And with them came elders and scribes to the sepulcher and having rolled a great stone together with the centurion and the soldiers, they all together who were there...

Mary Magdalene, Wife of Messiah: Further Evidence at the Burial of Yahusha

WELL, well, well, what have we here? A new Bible memory verse stating precisely what I’ve been trying to say all along, though very few cares about Yahusha’s beloved enough to notice. Every person present at the tomb was a member of his family....

The Death of Kenneth Anger: His Dr. Alfred Kinsey and Charlie Manson Connections

KENNETH Anger is someone whom I've never put a focus on before. Yes, he was mentioned in my Manson paper, particularly due to his Vito Paulekas and Masonite Bobby Beausoleil connection, but only in passing. For whatever reason, it wasn't until his...

The Lost Holocaust Episode Is Finally Available

COMING to you from YouTube jail! Again! 'The Holocaust Hoax: The Truth About Aschwitz I & II' is one of my long lost TUC LIVE episodes. I've been kind of just sitting on the video for a while not really sure what to do with it, and really, this...

There Were No Toilets In the Millennial Kingdom: The Versailles Poop Problem

ONCE the poo-poo potty was finally introduced to Victorian era Europe, the French apparently didn’t know what to do with them, seeing as how they were so used to crapping themselves, but mostly just taking a dump while they walked. And no, I am not...

Joe Biden, Puppet President: Amtrak Joe Takes Another Tumble, Again

THE only shock in all of this is in how little I’ve updated my ‘Joe Biden: Puppet President’ paper. My last entry was nearly a year ago when there should be dozens of them, all adding up the numbers. My only defense is that I’ve been preoccupied...

The Watchers Release: New Evidence For Satan’s Short Season

MY latest article is a spin-off from the presentation I gave at the Sacred Word Publishing Conference last weekend in Atlanta, Georgia. Really, you had to have been there. If you weren't then don't sweat it. The talk regarded my research into the...

TUC Magazine now accepting submissions!

MY name is Noel Joshua Hadley. I am the creator, head writer, Editor-In-Chief, and all around Big Enchilada here at The Unexpected Cosmology. TUC is not only an online Journal, it is is now a Magazine delivered directly to your door. It is a...

TUC: The Unexpected Cosmology Magazine Premiere!

THE ABC agencies are going to have to slap me silly just to shut me up this time around. A whole bunch of really kewl stuff is going down here at The Unexpected Cosmology, one of which is the launch of our montly Magazine, TUC. I expect it to be...

The Lost Sandy Hook Hoax Episode Is Finally Available

THERE are rumors afloat regarding a long lost Sandy Hook episode of TUC LIVE. Well, I am here to tell you it's true and the episode still exists. On YouTube though? Let's not get too crazy. All Patron supporters have exclusive access to this...

ChatGPT and A.I. Still Remembers Elle Woods Pink Car in Legally Blonde

A funny thing happened on the way to CERN. Reese Witherspoon’s convertible went from shades of pink to a solid black but not everyone in the A.I. community received the memo. I’m talking about the Porsche in the movie ‘Legally Blonde’, wherein...

Were the Pharisees Responsible for the Destruction of the Temple?

17 And I was grieved with my companions; and being wounded in mind we hid ourselves; for we were being sought for by them as criminals, and as being those wishing to set fire to the Temple. And upon all these things we fasted and sat mourning and...

When False Prophets Speak the Truth

16 Then the Yahudiym and the elders and the priests, perceiving what evil they had done to themselves, began to lament and say: Woe for our sins; the judgement has drawn nigh, and the end of Yerushalayim. Besorah Kepha [The Gospel of Peter] 16THERE...

Angels and Earthquakes: The Spiritual Science Behind the Seismic Chart

AN earthquake is a telltale sign that angels are ascending or descending upon the earth. It’s totally Biblical but very few seem to realize that fact, nor appreciate it when they do. Leave it to post-Newtonian Science to strip away the spiritual...

Famous Last Words: Does Messiah’s Final Line in the Gospel of Peter Disagree with the Synoptics?

ANOTHER point of contention happens to be the final words spoken by Yahusha HaMashiach while he hung from his crucifixion device. The synoptic gospels may claim “ELIY, ELIY” as Yahusha’s cry rather than “My power, my power,” and in fact they fall...

Three Hours of Darkness According to the Gospel of Peter

NOT sure if you noticed. I've been updating my line-for-line commentary on Besorah Kepha little by little without saying anything. I was actually gone for a week, which explains why the updates have been slim to none. What happened? I was sitting...

Is the Mandela Effect Restoring Michaelangelo’s ‘Creation of Adam’ To It’s Original?

AMONGST all this confusion, the Sistine Chapel is finally starting to make sense. I began tackling the Mandela Effect a great many years ago now, ruminating over the implications of it all, and only recently have I felt as though I’m able to grasp...

Q and the Millennial Kingdom: Hope and a Future

I think it's been something like 6 months since JohnQ sent in his last article. We're on episode 8 now if you're counting. Here's how he explained it to me.It took me a while to decide what the topic for Part 8 of my series would be. I have several...

The Gospel of Peter: Sins of Dimas and the Sign of the Tav

I'M caught up to verse 7 now in my line-for-line commentary on the Gospel of Peter. Or as I like to call it, Besorah Kepha. In this update I compare my research on the Shroud of Turin with the depiction of Yahusha in Peter but then also I go into...

Being a Believer in the Modern World: A Torah Beginners Guide

We are living in a time of great deception and iniquity, and as a people that keep the Torah of the Most High, and who believe in His Son Yahusha, it is our responsibility to speak the truth in love and to live our lives as an example to those...

The Gospel of Peter and the Messiah of Docetism

YESTERDAY I premiered my line-for-line commentary on 'The Gospel of Peter'—the first four verses anyways. This is a work in progress. With 60 verses in total, I've a long way to go. Today was fortuitous in that I've managed to finish another 15...

The Gospel of Peter: Herod’s Role In Christ’s Crucifixion

DEAD men do tell tales. Especially when they are naughty enough to be buried with the fragment of a forbidden book. It would take the bones of a no-name Egyptian monk and French archaeologist Urbin Bouriant, digging around in the modern city of...

Through the Looking Glass and the Singularity They Found There

THERE is bad news and then there is the good news. Believe it or not, I have just given them to you. It’s in the title. After everything that has already been spoken in this paper regarding time travel, particularly the manipulation of time, I was...

Blessings Or Curses: A Torah Beginners Guide

In the Bible we are told that we should choose between life and death, between blessing and curse. We can choose life and YAHUAH’s blessings by walking in His ways and keeping His commands. In doing so, we reject the curses that could come onto our...

The Lost Tribes of Tartaria

THE conspiracy this time around is that Tartaria has been scrubbed from His-Story but that’s not nearly the whole of it. Many will throw names like Nikola Tesla at your feet and claim it was free energy they were attempting to suppress, which by...

Moses Didn’t Always Have Horns: Mandela Effect Residue

AND then one day we all woke up to the latest news. Mosheh has horns. At first it was only Michelangelo’s Moses statue which nabbed our attention but then soon, very soon, it occurred to us how prevalent the horn issue truly was. It was more like...

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