Richard Simmons Never Wore a Headband: The Latest Mandela Effect

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BOB Ross has yet to become a mugging victim of the Mandela Effect so far as my knowledge goes. Why the hold up? With all those happy accidents, you’d think he would be the perfect candidate for a mistake in the Matrix or two. Well, today is the big day when I pop the question and ask you, what is wrong with Richard Simmons? Aside from that one time when he tried to put a ring on Barbra Streisand, and she said, “No.” By the way, Barbra will always be Barbara Streisand to me. You have to add an extra ‘a’ to the name. Barbra without the padded ‘a’ is just wrong. Why Barbara Streisand fans haven’t caught on to the happy accident quite yet probably has something to do with statistics. Chalk it up to our Mothers not being fans of the Mandela Effect.  

The question still stands. What is wrong with Richard Simmons? Aside from the fact that he’s apparently a fan of our fighting boys in uniform. That would be a reference to those short shorts of his, color coordinated to match the United States Military Academy West Point shirt. What is happening here is we’re paying attention to the little details. Also, I’m giving you time to realize that Richard Simmons is the one not in uniform. He’s naked of his headband. Where it went, nobody knows. Another parallel universe is my best guess. I hate it when that happens. I’m guessing Richard Simmons still feels great all the same. Look at how he glistens. Simmons of course would be the first to say, “No one is perfect,” though if we’re being honest, the missing headband is a vast improvement. I’ll once again speak for myself, but that’s some voluptuous hair right there. Why murder it with a headband? Thank you, Mandela Effect, for making our current reality a simply fabulous one.

I have plenty more to say on the Richard Simmons headband issue but you’ll have to read it either in ‘The Lion & the Lamb’ PDF or in the book of the same name. I’m dropping you a couple of links, one of which is to the store. A $5 TUC pass grants you access to my entire Archives of documents. Enjoy.

The Lion & The Lamb

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Acts 28 ends abruptly and that’s never sat right with me. With the inclusion of Acts 29, we are given a nice well-rounded finale to Luke’s biography and some interesting closure to Pontius Pilate as well. Join me as I continue my Lost Books of the Bible series on YouTube, reading from Acts 29, 3 Corinthians, and the Phoenix of Tertullian.

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IN the summer of 2019, I was seated in the wine cellar of a walled Medieval town high above the Dordogne Valley of France, not far from Sarlat-la-Canéda, making phone calls, writing reports. I have given this story in other places and it appears as though you’re about to hear it again. Rob Skiba is a name you that you might be familiar with. Though he had made a name for himself as a Nephilim researcher, more recently Rob had taken a dive into the deep end of the pool via flat earth research. The recorded interviews I conducted between he and Rick Hummer, a fellow flat earth investigator and close friend of his, was published while still occupying that very wine cellar. Read all about it. Chicago Is Not a Mirage.

Word quickly spread. Within a few short weeks, dozens of flat earth researchers began accepting my invite for a private interview, if not a series of interviews. From a 17th-century tower built by King Louis XIV, and with a stunning view of the Alps, I sat down with Robbie Davidson, founder of the Flat Earth International Conferences, conducting multiple sessions. While staying in Dumfries, Scotland, David Weiss agreed to take part in the interviews, as did Bob Knodel of Globebusters. There were others. But when I asked the interviewees to discuss the moments that shaped their lives, among the many PSYOPs, false flag attacks, and hoaxes that were discussed, only these men committed commentary to the false 9/11 narrative.

The resulting recordings ballooned into The Unexpected Cosmology, a book which became a website and was even intended as an anthology. And of course, the following discourse was originally a chapter. It was Walt Disney who stated, “Disneyland will never be completed. It will continue to grow as long as there is imagination left in the world.” Those sentiments remain applicable here as well. American Sensationalism: The 9/11 Interviews was always intended to be expanded upon with the inclusion of new researchers. So I’m sorry to say the project became stagnant during the Covid-19 psychodrama. I took a break to tackle other projects. We lost Rob Skiba. Rob offered hours of private conversation regarding his life but we never got around to the big one. 9/11. It was in the cards. Sadly, Bob Knodel died soon afterwards. Voices are being squeezed from an entire generation. Gnosis passes with them.

In the aftermath, the FE community became fractured. People began going their separate ways. Robbie Davidson, among a noted few others who were interviewed for the project, got up and left the movement altogether. It is not my intent to erase his or the contributions of others if only brief. They came, they went, their testimonies remain.

The original vision may have hit roadblocks but it is not forgotten. I expanded this paper a few years later to include testimony from author Pauly Hart, a dear friend of mine. I had wanted to continue that trend every year thereafter but you know how it goes. For the 25th anniversary of the attack I have redirected my efforts to its first large scale expansion, including Andrew Hoy and Darrin Geisinger into the mix. Perhaps others will lend their experiences to the recorder in time.

The following is their report.

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