AND then one day we all woke up to the latest news. Mosheh has horns. At first it was only Michelangelo’s Moses statue which nabbed our attention but then soon, very soon, it occurred to us how prevalent the horn issue truly was. It was more like an epidemic. Horns...
I GIVE you several pieces of artwork for your consideration. Nearly every one of them is hundreds of years old. Some even date back to the late Middle Ages. Look them over carefully and tell me what you see. I am not attempting to trick you. Each and every one of them...
THE Mandela Effect this time around is that E.T. points out the window from Elliott’s bedroom and says: “E.T. home phone” when what he should be saying is “E.T. phone home.” His order of words are reversed. Anyone and everyone who was alive in the Eighties knows the...
SUPPOSING you have ever attempted to hold the ‘bread and circuses’ conversation with a sports addict during the fourth quarter of the ball game, then you know what it’s like poking a bear in the butt during its hibernating season. Don’t do that. In all honesty I never...
AND so, with time travel potentially already being a thing of the past, it really shouldn’t surprise anyone to find traces of residue. More like sudden emergences in the pages of history. Like Marty McFly’s tampering with George McFly the science fiction novelist in...
IN fact, there have been so many lyrical changes to the most familiar of songs that I shan’t be able to cover them all. But I will do what I can to make a difference. They were after all the songs of our youth. The ones we sang unashamedly while driving to work in the...
WE inhabit a reality in which Biff Tannen not only ran for the presidency, but he also successfully planted his bum for a four-year stint in the Oval office. You know it and I know it. Everybody knows it. Oh please, don’t even pretend like you haven’t thought about...
Gorillas don't beat their chest with their fists anymore, y'all. They slap them. The official answer by the Jane Goodall people is that they cup their hands in rapid succession. Knuckles side up, never down. What in the world is all I have to say about that. I have...
THE latest update to my Mandela Effect paper was a long time coming. The very otion that the cause and effects of time travel has already manipulated reality, and that we can furthermore experience some of those anomalies (false memories included) is definitely...
I MUST be a glutton for punishment. Because the Bible used to say lion and the lamb, and I was one of those individuals who went around telling the Christian community about it. The subject is even something I covered in an article way back in the day only to...
ADMIT it. The moment you heard about the six seats is when you picked up the phone and called your dad. The online records will show it was June of 2016 when the latest ME news broke over the web and many sons began calling their fathers. June 4 is the earliest date...
IF your former reality was one in which the Thinker sculpture had the backside of his fingers pressed to his forehead then I am with you. We think alike. His chin is resting upon his hand now, which is no longer clenched, but that is only the beginning of his...
THE official story is that there never was a Cornucopia embedded within the Fruit of the Loom logo and not even Google is buying it. There are probably millions of people who will back me up on this one. We wouldn’t have the faintest clue what a Cornucopia is if it...
WORD doc is being especially difficult this morning and refusing to recognize Berenstein as a proper word. I will have you know it is not misspelled and refuse to apologize for it. They’re in on the whole operation, obviously. Microsoft. You’d think that somewhere in...
SHOW me a single 20th-century film aficionado who doesn’t recall the Wicked Queen greeting her Magic Mirror. Walt Disney’s first animated movie ‘Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs’ was released in 1937, and so, there’s nearly a century of viewers who intimately know the...
SOME Mandela Effects couldn’t be any more obvious, like this one right here, and so, I will sit here strumming my fingers across the tabletop waiting for you to figure it out. Please don’t take too long. My children will be up soon. The baby will begin crying. And...
Children’s author Roald Dahl became the talk of the town in February of 2023 when it was reported here, here, and here and in a thousand other Newspapers that several of his books were receiving the latest greatest woke treatment due to some of his choice words being...
THE Haunted Mansion opened in 1969 according to the Gregorian, as if that’s not suspicious. There’s your 666 Number to go with the inverted 999 happy haunts, right there. To catch you up on other Intel projects that very year, all no doubt intended to compliment the...
HANDS down, the Ed McMahon Mandela Effect has to be one of the strangest of the lot. We’re not simply dealing with a corporate logo change or a swapped-out line in a movie this time around. No, history itself has been altered. Even the gatekeepers don’t know what to...
YET another entry has been added to my Mandela Effect paper, and in so short a time. This one has to do with a certain famous line from Field of Dreams. You know which one. Even if you happen to disagree with The Mandela Effect, which is morely likelier the case than...
MY INITIAL article on the Smithsonian Institute as a Mandela Effect was published on May 1, 2017. I'm not suggesting you go there and read it. The formating is off. A lot of the articles from my old website didn't upload so well here. I just wanted to show evidence...
THE MANDELA Effect was a pasion of mine several years ago. Some of the earliest articles here at The Unexpected Cosmology delved into various changes. Then about six years went by without ever bringing it up again, and so, what happened? It would surprise my readers...
Unexpected Memes: The Mandela Effect
AN ARTICLE on baseball would never be complete without mention of my father. I don't know why. Perhaps this is another shrink issue and I should altogether stop writing articles on my hangups over the fact that we're being lied to about everything. Sure, he took me to...
The Mandela Effect. Sigh. I haven't talked about the Mandela Effect in quite a long while, and for good reason. Some of you may know why. It involves magic. Magic— The sort of magic where the clever trick, or the illusion, invokes the real thing. I know a lot of you...
IF YOU’VE RECENTLY HEARD SOMEONE CLAIM: “THE SCARECROW NEVER HAD A GUN,” and you agree with that sentiment, then you too are a mugging victim of the Mandela Effect. Because I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the Scarecrow is now apparently locked and loaded in Oz. In fact, whether you’ll admit […]
BEFORE MY GRANDFATHER DIED HE LEFT ME A SIZABLE PORTION of stamps from his own personal collection, each ranging the span of decades that made up the incredible years of his life. After contemplation on the matter, mainly what to do with them, I finally decided to...
HOW IRONIC IS IT THAT A MOVIE ABOUT TIME TRAVEL would become the mugging victim of an alternate reality or paradox prank? I have to scratch my head at some of these reported Mandela Effects coming down the pipeline, but for me the terrorist van in Back to the Future...
THE MANDELA EFFECT HAS BEEN ON MY MIND CONSIDERABLY over the last year, just not on the edge of my fingertips. If I haven't been writing much on the subject, it's only because the prospect of "altered reality" has a way of inciting fear in people. And denial. Anger...
FOR EVERY PERSON WHO RECOGNIZES THAT THE KNOWN FABRICS which make up our present reality appear to be changing before our very eyes, there's probably a dozen scoffing detractors telling us to pay no attention to the man behind the curtain, and if we do, then we're...