NOBODY really knows where the Maypole finds its origins, nor what it all means, though many have tried. Well, isn’t that odd? I mean, that its origins are unknown. We don’t even have a motive. Nearly everyone stares up at a maypole and then joins in with the common...
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Knight Moves: The Lost Dance of the Millennial Kingdom
SAY, say, 1000 zero-zero, party over, oops, out of time. So, tonight I’m gonna party like it’s 999. I can give dates like that and they’re not a typo. And besides, I was dreaming when I wrote this, so sue me if I go too fast. The Kingdom was a Thousand, and millennia...
Constantine Vs. the Millennial Kingdom
My original article on Constantine was published way back when, on 3/13/2019, exactly five years ago to the date, pre Covid. Might as well have been written before 9/11 then, as the world was a very different place. I’m feeling nostalgic for simpler times. The...
Mark of the Beast or the Mark of YAH: Messiah Kept Sabbath
EXCUSES are a dime a dozen, which is to say, the mental gymnastics employed by those who attempt to weasel their way out of the fourth commandment is cheap currency. I have heard dozens if not hundreds of rebuttals from those who refuse the Mark of YAHAUAHA, and...
Mark of the Beast or the Mark of YAH: Which Will You Decide?
16 And he made for them all – the great ones and the small ones, the rich ones and the poor ones, the slaves and the freed ones – a sign on his right hand or on their forehead, 17 that no one is able to buy or to sell, unless he has this sign on his hand or on his...
Latest Releases from The Unexpected Cosmology: March 2024
ANOTHER month, and the pace of production continues here at TUC, as there are numerous new books to choose from. For those of you who are monthly TUC Supporters, you will be receiving your March coupon codes on the whereabouts of the 5th. For those of you who are...
The Torah Abides: Galatians According to the Law of YAH
The Torah Abides: GALATIANS According to the Law of YAHI didn’t think it would come to this. You found me out. I was caught. And it’s true—all of it. I read from the Torah. I read it at work. I read it in my spare time. I read it early in the morning, late at night,...
Leviticus In the Paleo-Hebrew | Ya’Qura’a: The Third Book of Moses
YA'QURA'A: The Third Book of Moses“And YAHAUAHA, the EVER-LIVING, called out unto Al Mashaha, and YAHAUAHA set words in order unto him, out of the Tent of Meeting, declaring: …”Pamela Glasgowhas been actively translating the Torah as well as the Psalms from the...
Introducing The Torah Portions Study Guide: Leviticus
The Torah Portions Study Guide is a line-for-line comparison of the KJV, Paleo-Hebrew, Jonathan Targum, and the Septuagint. That would be the Hebrew Masoretic, Paleo-Hebrew, Aramaic, and the Greek LXX, in case you’re wondering. Nobody that I know of thought to make...
JohnQ Returns To TUC To Discuss ‘QAnon and the Millennial Kingdom’
In this video, JohnQAdams returns to The Unexpected Cosmology to discuss his latest book, 'Q and the Millennial Kingdom.' His book is based upon numerous articles which he published here, all of which detail the mud flood, Tartaria, Millennial Kingdom, and short...
Unexpected Memes: Steamboat Willie Competition!
Unexpected Memes: Steamboat Willie CompetitionTUC Magazine held it's very first Meme competition, and the results are in. Steamboat Willie as many if not most or all of you know is now public domain. I asked the TUC Community to send in their very own TUC Willie meme...
Back To the Bible Part II: Alternate Timelines
I’M not through yet. There’s more to the time travel narrative in Scripture than I gave in the original iteration. I intended to get to the other details on the last go-around but ran out of time, no pun intended. So glad it didn’t collect dust in my to-do stack for...
Introducing The Torah Portions Study Guide: Genesis and Exodus
The Torah Portions Study Guide is a line-for-line comparison of the KJV, Paleo-Hebrew, Jonathan Targum, and the Septuagint. That would be the Hebrew Masoretic, Paleo-Hebrew, Aramaic, and the Greek LXX, in case you’re wondering. Nobody that I know of thought to make...
Latest Releases from The Unexpected Cosmology
THIS months roster is chalked full of releases. We've really been picking up the pace of production here at TUC, as there are numerous new books to choose from. For those of you who are TUC Supporters, you will be receiving your February coupon codes on the...
Will The Unexpected Cosmology Survive?
Feed Gofundme the baby ElephantWill ‘The Unexpected Cosmology’ Survive? By Noel Joshua Hadley 1/30/24WELL, it’s happening. I've started a Gofundme account. All indications have the Hadley’s moving to a single-family income. We were anticipating the change within the...
The Alec Baldwin Rust Shooting: Brought To Us By Our Jesuit and Freemason Sponsors
EVERY so often I get asked the question by the Conspiracy Lightweights why somebody like Chris Rock would fake getting slapped by Will Smith, and on stage at an actor’s awards show of all places, especially if Smith’s career were hurt as a result of his actions....
Unexpected Memes: Texas Barbed Wire Border Crisis & Civil War
Unexpected Memes: Texas Border Crisis and Civil War
The Rod of YAHAUAHA and Second Passover
Second Passover is a hot topic of conversation on the Internet and just about everyone and their mom wants to know when it will occur. People ask me all the time in a depressing manner if I think it’s already happened, as if that’s a bad thing. I’m sorry to be the...
Back To the Bible: Time Travel In Scripture
TIME travel isn’t a foreign concept in these part, as I will direct you to my Wizard of Trump paper. Oddly enough, it didn’t start out that way. The first draft was bare bones commentary on the Mandela Effect as it pertained to the terrorist van in Back To the Future,...
Muhammad and the Millennial Kingdom: Satans Origin Story
REMEMBER the time when I quoted from the Quran, and it straight up said that Allah has no sons? That passage can be found in Miryam 88-95. And then there is the other passage which I quoted from, the one which claims no servant of Allah would ever take an angel or a...
Chess and the Millennial Kingdom: Cosmic Mountains, Lunar Sabbaths
JUST last week I premiered my 'Chess and the Millennial Kingdom' paper, and already, I've returned to bring you an update. On this go-around, my intent is to discuss the chess board’s connection with cosmic mountains but also the lunar cycle, and what does the lunar...
Chess and the Millennial Kingdom
CHESS is nothing short of an esoteric Masterpiece. Freemasonry claims it as their own, though I’m here to tell you the game is totally legit, and already, I’ve managed to lose a certain percentage of my audience. Supposing you’ve survived the first couple of...
Architects of Camelot: Merlin, Son of the Incubus
ANOTHER tidbit about Merlin is that he was conceived by an incubus, which is only somewhat awkward. People keep telling me Arthur was a Christian king, what text are they reading from? I guess the better question is asking how one defines ‘Christian’. Christianity is...
Unexpected Memes: Jew Tunnels NYC
Unexpected Memes: Jew Tunnels, NYC
Saint Augustine and Muhammad: Agents of Rome
IN the real world, you don’t pen one of the biggest sellers of all time without having connections. I’m looking at you, Augustine of Hippo. Also, I admit I’m backtracking a hundred years or so, because agent Augustine bit the dust in 430, whereas Muhammad met his...
Muhammad and the Millennial Kingdom
AH-HA! Is how I wanted to begin this deliberation, but alas, Muhammad’s mile-marker on the Timeline, as well as his activity within the confines of the Millennial Kingdom of Yahusha HaMashiach, is more of a hmmmmm at the moment. Probably not what you wanted to hear....
The Crusaders Vol 17: The Prophet: Jesuit Alberto Rivera On the Birth of Islam
This information came from Alberto Rivera, former Jesuit priest after his conversion to Protestant Christianity. It is excerpted from "The Prophet," published by Chick Publications, PO Box 662, Chino CA 91708. Since its publication, after several unsuccessful attempts...
The Rod of Moses and Excalibur
A raise of hands, how many of you have heard of the Rod of YAHAUAHA before? Not a lot is my best guess. I intend to give a general overview of its His-Story, if you'll allow me. The Rod is what YAHAUAHA held while going about business creating the world. It was then...
Angels and Demons and the Seven Days of Apocalypse
NOW that we’ve managed to survive the initial ‘End of the World’ Trilogy (that’s a reference to my three papers, 536, 537, and this one, 541, in case you’ve lost your bearing), I think it’s high time we put this conversation to the test of Apocalyptic literature. What...
541: Year of the Apocalypse
BY this point in our relationship, you’ve been made well aware of the year 536. I’m calling it the year of the Fire Reset, though the Normies are at least admitting it was the worst year in recorded history. I’ll take their confession as a win for Team His-Story. The...