“I don’t believe in Beatles. I just believe in me. Yoko and me. The dream is over.” . John Lennon THE WIFE was away in California visiting her sister and the thought occurred to me to give Netflix the old college try—again. You probably needn’t pull out...
A SHOT rang out. In the home of actor George Reeves, people frantically handed somebody else their martini glass and then tried to wake the naked couple in bed, though the police wouldn’t be called for nearly an hour. Earlier that evening, Reeves and his...
Part 4 Will the Real Elizabeth Short Please Stand Up? . . WERE you expecting someone else? Probably not a princess. The Black Dahlia—that’s her. Elizabeth Short’s real name is Fawzia Fuad. She was the daughter of Fuad I, seventh son of Ismail the Magnificent of Egypt....
Part 3 George Hodel. Doctor of Evil. Actor. UP until this point, I’ve purposely been holding back. That is because we are nearing the end and I like saving the best for last. Have you ever heard of the man who wore a thousand faces, none his own? Perhaps...
Part 2 Brought To You By a Hollywood Studio OFFICIAL biographies place Elizabeth Short’s birthplace in Boston. Wrong. I’ll give you a hint as to her true identity. The real Black Dahlia’s nativity scene was more than likely Alexandria. Intel is simply...
Part 1 The Girl Was a Mannequin A YEAR or so ago I wrote about The Black Dahlia as something that legitimately happened in history. My conclusion at the time was that Hollywood and the Los Angeles Police Department were in on it. You will have to accept my...
I HAVEN’T the faintest clue if John McAfee owned an apartment at the 12-story beachfront that collapsed last month, let alone the city of Miami, or if the missing Tweet, which testified to the files he’d stored in the fated condominium, holds a smidgeon of truth to...
BILL Cosby was released from prison after a short three-year stint, but are you really surprised? I’m not. Cosby accepted his slice of the pie back in the Sixties, and again in the Seventies, and then again in the Eighties, living gratuitously off the Powers...
HOLOCAUST STORYTELLERS like to keep us on our toes. The gas chambers at Crematoria I is easily disproved, but never mind that now, because Auschwitz I simply wasn’t ambitious enough. Not enough Jews could be killed in a single day, you see, let alone the hour....
I STARTED OUT just like you. I read from the same Illuminati text books and was exposed to the same blinding propaganda. The Godvernment and my diploma had me convinced that the Germans murdered 6 million Jews in a few short years as part of their final...
YOU FIGURE I’m on Mossad's naughty list by now. It only makes sense that I would be. The one time I’ve ever been interrogated anywhere just so happens to be the back of a room in Tel Aviv. What are the odds? The people representing the star of Remphan wanted to know...
“Sometimes you just have to turn shit into ice cream.” Doris Tate TAKE AWAY a writer’s pen, send him walking in any given direction into the wilderness, and should he stub his toe on a suspiciously placed rock, his job remains the same. He will dig at...
“I can't judge any of you. I have no malice against you and no ribbons for you. But I think that it is high time that you all start looking at yourselves, and judging the lie that you live in.” Charles Manson APOLOGIES IF you thought this would be a one...
“Total paranoia is just total awareness.” . Charles Manson WHEN THE FAMILY said, let's go Creepy Crawling, they were referring to a game which involved sneaking into people's homes at night and rearranging their furniture while they slept. Sure, the Manson's...
MANY ATTRIBUTE the creation of the miniskirt and hotpants to London-based mod fashion designer Mary Quant. The point I am trying to make here is that Sharon Tate had the legs that both pieces of fabric were imagined for. In 1969, at 26 years of age, the...
A FILM STUDIO and a director were needed for the Apollo 11 moon landing. Langley found them in Walt Disney and Stanley Kubrick and three actors named Michael Collins, Neil Armstrong, and Buzz Aldrin. It was 1969. Nixon had only recently become president. That...
Every generation occupies itself with interpreting Trickster anew. Paul Radin Pedigree Has a Name EVERY WEEK I have the habit of turning out a new paper. And then Friday rolls along, and I'll ask myself (having already pushed the publish button) if I...
"...old Jack magic had them in its spell That old Jack magic that he weaves so well..." . Frank Sinatra NOBODY KNEW they were living in Camelot until it was over. And that is because the story was spun only after its king had departed from the world stage land...
. Once there was this girl who Swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion And when she finally made it She saw some other girl who was better And so she hired some guy to Club her in the kneeeeee caaaaaaap Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm Ahh, Mmm mmm...
REMEMBER this kid....? Kyle Rittenhouse. He gunned down three protestors last summer in the streets of Kenosha, and I kept my mouth shut about it. You see, conservatives everywhere were making a case for him, including an overwhelming number of Truthers on...
. Where have all the flowers gone? Long time passing. Pete Seeger . FEEL FREE to give away the ending to the movie. When it comes to divulging every plot twist, spare no expense. Seriously, don't make me stand in line and then wait another two hours to find out who...
And the name of the star is called Wormwood: and the third part of the waters became wormwood; and many men died of the waters, because they were made bitter. Revelation 18:11 . Sick To My Stomach . AN OUTHOUSE is a useful tool for the proper disposal of human waste...
I RECOMMEND you check out the video footage taken from the Enola Gay. It’s an obvious movie. I don’t know what standards the public held in 1945, but it doesn’t come close to making the cut today. In the movie, you will see a mushroom cloud rising above the coastline...
No, that's not me sitting behind the typewriter. It's somebody named Kurt Vonnegut Jr. You probably heard of him. He ends up in this report with a lot of other dudes. Mostly, witnesses to the War. I try not to get sidetracked, and this is one of those times. Anyhow,...
THE ELDERS of Zion needed their Zionist State, and wouldn’t you know it, a Second World War had already been offered up on the menu. It’s all too convenient. But to pull it off, because why waste a good psyop on one meal when you can milk the cow for decades, they...
"Be less curious about people and more-curious about ideas." Madame Marie Curie GREAT MEN are selected. Women too. That's just the way of it. It's how the flat, motionless world spins on its axis. No, I am not bitter. Mind you, we are still dealing with the children...
"And the woman beheld Sammael, the angel of death, and was afraid; yet she knew that the tree was good to eat, and that it was medicine for the enlightenment of the eyes, and desirable tree by means of which to understand. And she took of its fruit, and did eat; and...
“And the light of a lamp shall not shine in you any more at all. And the voice of bridegroom and bride shall not be heard in you any more at all. For your merchants were the great ones of the earth, for by your drug sorcery all the nations were led astray.” ...
AIDS ISN'T a disease, but a business of fear. It's also a hoax, the purposes of which are alchemical. Disclaimer: I am not a doctor and have never stepped foot into a medical institution—thank Yah. Therefore, if my conclusions bother your worldview, then there are a...
CAN YOU believe it? Writers block. It happens to all of us. I woke up at five this morning and set up shop at the keyboard but struggled for hours to move beyond the title, Nobody Drank the Kool-Aid. Mostly, I just sat here thinking about the temperature in Guyana...