“Sometimes you just have to turn shit into ice cream.” Doris Tate TAKE AWAY a writer’s pen, send him walking in any given direction into the wilderness, and should he stub his toe on a suspiciously placed rock, his job remains the same. He will dig at...
“I can't judge any of you. I have no malice against you and no ribbons for you. But I think that it is high time that you all start looking at yourselves, and judging the lie that you live in.” Charles Manson APOLOGIES IF you thought this would be a one...
“Total paranoia is just total awareness.” . Charles Manson WHEN THE FAMILY said, let's go Creepy Crawling, they were referring to a game which involved sneaking into people's homes at night and rearranging their furniture while they slept. Sure, the Manson's...
MANY ATTRIBUTE the creation of the miniskirt and hotpants to London-based mod fashion designer Mary Quant. The point I am trying to make here is that Sharon Tate had the legs that both pieces of fabric were imagined for. In 1969, at 26 years of age, the...
A FILM STUDIO and a director were needed for the Apollo 11 moon landing. Langley found them in Walt Disney and Stanley Kubrick and three actors named Michael Collins, Neil Armstrong, and Buzz Aldrin. It was 1969. Nixon had only recently become president. That...
THE MOVIE BEGINS with the fake story of a rock n' roll drummer in a convertible and two bombshell hippie hitchhikers by the side of the road. The year is 1968. Beach Boy Dennis Wilson is only recently divorced from his first wife, Carol Freeman, and living the...
Every generation occupies itself with interpreting Trickster anew. Paul Radin Pedigree Has a Name EVERY WEEK I have the habit of turning out a new paper. And then Friday rolls along, and I'll ask myself (having already pushed the publish button) if I...
"...old Jack magic had them in its spell That old Jack magic that he weaves so well..." . Frank Sinatra NOBODY KNEW they were living in Camelot until it was over. And that is because the story was spun only after its king had departed from the world stage land...
. Once there was this girl who Swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion And when she finally made it She saw some other girl who was better And so she hired some guy to Club her in the kneeeeee caaaaaaap Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm Ahh, Mmm mmm...
REMEMBER this kid....? Kyle Rittenhouse. He gunned down three protestors last summer in the streets of Kenosha, and I kept my mouth shut about it. You see, conservatives everywhere were making a case for him, including an overwhelming number of Truthers on...
. Where have all the flowers gone? Long time passing. Pete Seeger . FEEL FREE to give away the ending to the movie. When it comes to divulging every plot twist, spare no expense. Seriously, don't make me stand in line and then wait another two hours to find out who...
“We have seen the sun rising in the west.” Cotton Mather (Boston, Massachusetts, 1721) . WHAT YOU are about to read is the rather strange and unusual story of Jesuit priests. Mm-hmm, Jesuit priests who, on August 6, 1945, miraculously survived the atomic bomb blast...
. "Mathematics reveals its secrets only to those who approach it with pure love, for its own beauty." Archimedes . THE ELDERS of Zion needed their Zionist State, and wouldn't you know it, a Second World War had already been offered up on the menu. Both delectable...
"Be less curious about people and more-curious about ideas." Madame Marie Curie GREAT MEN are selected. Women too. That's just the way of it. It's how the flat, motionless world spins on its axis. No, I am not bitter. Mind you, we are still dealing with the children...
“And the light of a lamp shall not shine in you any more at all. And the voice of bridegroom and bride shall not be heard in you any more at all. For your merchants were the great ones of the earth, for by your drug sorcery all the nations were led astray.” ...
CAN YOU believe it? Writers block. It happens to all of us. I woke up at five this morning and set up shop at the keyboard but struggled for hours to move beyond the title, Nobody Drank the Kool-Aid. Mostly, I just sat here thinking about the temperature in Guyana...
. EVERY SO often the CIA screws up. We have just taken the polar bear plunge into one such instance. Up to this point, the life of Colonel Louis West has mostly kept to a single movie genre, and that is drama. Let's review. West was the driving force behind the...
YOU'RE PROBABLY curious. That is why you returned. Our last meeting involved peering in upon the life of somebody named Colonel Louis Jocelyn West, puppet master extraordinaire. It ended on a cliffhanger. Or perhaps this is your first time and you haven't the...
I THOUGHT it might be a good idea to give the U.S. Constitution another good read, because really, you never know. I may have been lied to about that in school, right alongside the moon landings and the shape of the earth. I checked. Mr. Rupert was right, but just not...
BELIEVE IT or not, this paper is intended as a prelude to the Manson family murder hoax. What you are currently reading came about on the mere basis that I decided to do some digging into the Sharon Tate and Roman Polanski movie set house, and far too many...
EVERY SO often I write a spin-off paper, kind of like how the Ewok movies were spin-offs of the Star Wars Trilogy, and this is one of them. Our initial source material involves somebody named Vito Paulekas. The good news is, if you don't know who Vito is, you will...
THINKING ABOUT GUNS FROM THE PARKING LOT OF THE GEORGIA GUIDE-STONES THIS ALL BEGAN while staring out at the Georgia Guidestones from my Ford F-350, waiting upon Zen Garcia and company to arrive, and thought I might as well get some work done. Justin Russell is...
FOR WHATEVER subconscious reason that I care not to evaluate here, I went with the unorthodox position of claiming Zapruder's footage of the JFK assassination was a royal hoax before ever showing a shred of evidence for it. Historical proof of my methodology can be...
I DECIDED to go with a far more ambitious title than what I had originally intended, The Zapruder Film Is a Hoax. While it is absolutely true that the Zapruder film is a hoax, and I intend to prove that point, what I have come to find is that you can only plant so...
First Act: The Disappearing Trick READERS SEND me bizarre researching tips all the time. Had they not, I suppose articles like this would not be possible. For example, I was sitting here staring at the swamp water outside my window, just minding my own...
ANOTHER THING that recently came to my attention, and this surprised me, was the number of home school parents who read my work. Perhaps I didn't frame that quite right. Let's try this again. They read my work to their home schooled children as an added bonus to their...
“I am who I was once I am as you see You make it make sense now” —Mark Staycer PAUL IS DEAD. No—that’s not a typo. What you just read is one of the oldest “conspiracies” still readily available or discussed among theorists today. The foundation of its argument...
THE STORY we are given is that James Frazier Reed quarreled with teamster John Snyder somewhere along the Humboldt River after Snyder began beating his oxen with a whip handle. The days were hot, tempers short, and winter was soon upon them. It was October 6, 1846....
MARINA ABRAMOVIC & THE MAGICIAN. IT HAPPENED like this. Marina Abramovic was visiting with shamans in Finnish Lapland, presumably in 2016, when one of them explained to her the purpose of the Trump presidency. They had gotten together in ritualistic...
THE FIRST THING a friend said to me, having learned that we bought a house in Charleston some five years ago, was: "What are you, a racist?" And I understood exactly what he meant by it. I grew up in sunny Southern California, cruising the Pacific Coast Highway in a...