The Unexpected Cosmology

The Black Dahlia Hoax: Will the Real Elizabeth Short Please Stand Up? - Part 4 Will the Real Elizabeth Short Please Stand Up? . . WERE you expecting someone else? Probably not a princess. The Black Dahlia—that’s her. Elizabeth Short’s real name is Fawzia Fuad. She was the daughter of Fuad I, seventh son of Ismail the Magnificent of Egypt. Cleans up nicely, don’t she? A little make-up […]

The Black Dahlia Hoax: George Hodel. Doctor of Evil. Actor. - Part 3 George Hodel. Doctor of Evil. Actor.     UP until this point, I’ve purposely been holding back. That is because we are nearing the end and I like saving the best for last. Have you ever heard of the man who wore a thousand faces, none his own? Perhaps not. There are probably […]

The Black Dahlia Hoax: Brought To You By a Hollywood Studio - Part 2 Brought To You By a Hollywood Studio     OFFICIAL biographies place Elizabeth Short’s birthplace in Boston. Wrong. I’ll give you a hint as to her true identity. The real Black Dahlia’s nativity scene was more than likely Alexandria. Intel is simply doing all they can to pass notes in class without giving […]

Milk a Tate for Everything It’s Worth: The Patti Tate Hoax - “Sometimes you just have to turn shit into ice cream.” Doris Tate     TAKE AWAY a writer’s pen, send him walking in any given direction into the wilderness, and should he stub his toe on a suspiciously placed rock, his job remains the same. He will dig at the discovery. Perhaps he has only […]

American Theater: The Manson Murder Trial Was a Hoax -   “I can’t judge any of you. I have no malice against you and no ribbons for you. But I think that it is high time that you all start looking at yourselves, and judging the lie that you live in.” Charles Manson   APOLOGIES IF you thought this would be a one or two-part […]

Spahn Ranch: Remember When Charles Manson Lived On a Movie Set? - “Total paranoia is just total awareness.” . Charles Manson   WHEN THE FAMILY said, let’s go Creepy Crawling, they were referring to a game which involved sneaking into people’s homes at night and rearranging their furniture while they slept. Sure, the Manson’s reportedly committed the deed, but that’s just Intel’s way of telling us that […]

10050 Cielo Drive: The House that Sharon Tate Was Murdered In Was a Movie Set -   MANY ATTRIBUTE the creation of the miniskirt and hotpants to London-based mod fashion designer Mary Quant. The point I am trying to make here is that Sharon Tate had the legs that both pieces of fabric were imagined for. In 1969, at 26 years of age, the Colonel’s daughter was up to $125,000 per […]

Roman Polanski Never Received Directing Credit for the Manson Murders -   A FILM STUDIO and a director were needed for the Apollo 11 moon landing. Langley found them in Walt Disney and Stanley Kubrick and three actors named Michael Collins, Neil Armstrong, and Buzz Aldrin. It was 1969. Nixon had only recently become president. That same year, Mickey Mantle announced his retirement from professional baseball. […]

Even The Beach Boys Were In On It -   THE MOVIE BEGINS with the fake story of a rock n’ roll drummer in a convertible and two bombshell hippie hitchhikers by the side of the road. The year is 1968. Beach Boy Dennis Wilson is only recently divorced from his first wife, Carol Freeman, and living the high life in a large log-cabin […]

The Trickster and Lucille Ball: Television Is Alchemy - Every generation occupies itself with interpreting Trickster anew. Paul Radin   Pedigree Has a Name   EVERY WEEK I have the habit of turning out a new paper. And then Friday rolls along, and I’ll ask myself (having already pushed the publish button) if I have enough personal encouragement or the mental tenacity to research […]