AND then one day we all woke up to the latest news. Mosheh has horns. At first it was only Michelangelo’s Moses statue which nabbed our attention but then soon, very soon, it occurred to us how prevalent the horn issue truly was. It was more like an epidemic. Horns...
I GIVE you several pieces of artwork for your consideration. Nearly every one of them is hundreds of years old. Some even date back to the late Middle Ages. Look them over carefully and tell me what you see. I am not attempting to trick you. Each and every one of them...
THE Mandela Effect this time around is that E.T. points out the window from Elliott’s bedroom and says: “E.T. home phone” when what he should be saying is “E.T. phone home.” His order of words are reversed. Anyone and everyone who was alive in the Eighties knows the...
SUPPOSING you have ever attempted to hold the ‘bread and circuses’ conversation with a sports addict during the fourth quarter of the ball game, then you know what it’s like poking a bear in the butt during its hibernating season. Don’t do that. In all honesty I never...
AND so, with time travel potentially already being a thing of the past, it really shouldn’t surprise anyone to find traces of residue. More like sudden emergences in the pages of history. Like Marty McFly’s tampering with George McFly the science fiction novelist in...
IN fact, there have been so many lyrical changes to the most familiar of songs that I shan’t be able to cover them all. But I will do what I can to make a difference. They were after all the songs of our youth. The ones we sang unashamedly while driving to work in the...
WE inhabit a reality in which Biff Tannen not only ran for the presidency, but he also successfully planted his bum for a four-year stint in the Oval office. You know it and I know it. Everybody knows it. Oh please, don’t even pretend like you haven’t thought about...
Now that we have looked into why we should love our Creator and how He wants us to love Him, it’s time to have a look at what the Scriptures say about how we shouldn’t try to love Him. This can be a tricky one to get into, especially for those of us who grew up with...
Gorillas don't beat their chest with their fists anymore, y'all. They slap them. The official answer by the Jane Goodall people is that they cup their hands in rapid succession. Knuckles side up, never down. What in the world is all I have to say about that. I have...
THE latest update to my Mandela Effect paper was a long time coming. The very otion that the cause and effects of time travel has already manipulated reality, and that we can furthermore experience some of those anomalies (false memories included) is definitely...
I MUST be a glutton for punishment. Because the Bible used to say lion and the lamb, and I was one of those individuals who went around telling the Christian community about it. The subject is even something I covered in an article way back in the day only to...
ADMIT it. The moment you heard about the six seats is when you picked up the phone and called your dad. The online records will show it was June of 2016 when the latest ME news broke over the web and many sons began calling their fathers. June 4 is the earliest date...
IF your former reality was one in which the Thinker sculpture had the backside of his fingers pressed to his forehead then I am with you. We think alike. His chin is resting upon his hand now, which is no longer clenched, but that is only the beginning of his...
THE official story is that there never was a Cornucopia embedded within the Fruit of the Loom logo and not even Google is buying it. There are probably millions of people who will back me up on this one. We wouldn’t have the faintest clue what a Cornucopia is if it...
WORD doc is being especially difficult this morning and refusing to recognize Berenstein as a proper word. I will have you know it is not misspelled and refuse to apologize for it. They’re in on the whole operation, obviously. Microsoft. You’d think that somewhere in...
NOEL here. I didn't write the following article. This was the second time that TUC community member Edgar Trollip sent in an article. I regularly encourage guest writers, and surprisingly, very few take up the task. When it does happen though and quality work is...
THE issue of course is over her latest arrest. If the fact checkers have been riding Greta Thunberg’s coattails again, it’s because nearly anyone and everyone who’s even remotely aware of the movie theater that we’re sitting in is still reeling from the last staged...
HOW many magazine covers was this girl on, exactly? In 2019 you couldn’t escape the checkout stand without passing her mug on the rack. I’m counting nine already, though there are others. One for every month is my best guess. Since when did nearly every outlet for the...
SHOW me a single 20th-century film aficionado who doesn’t recall the Wicked Queen greeting her Magic Mirror. Walt Disney’s first animated movie ‘Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs’ was released in 1937, and so, there’s nearly a century of viewers who intimately know the...
SOME Mandela Effects couldn’t be any more obvious, like this one right here, and so, I will sit here strumming my fingers across the tabletop waiting for you to figure it out. Please don’t take too long. My children will be up soon. The baby will begin crying. And...
Children’s author Roald Dahl became the talk of the town in February of 2023 when it was reported here, here, and here and in a thousand other Newspapers that several of his books were receiving the latest greatest woke treatment due to some of his choice words being...
THE Haunted Mansion opened in 1969 according to the Gregorian, as if that’s not suspicious. There’s your 666 Number to go with the inverted 999 happy haunts, right there. To catch you up on other Intel projects that very year, all no doubt intended to compliment the...
NEARLY every theologian on the planet will disagree with me regarding the whereabouts of the outer darkness, and no, that wasn’t a glitch. The spinning, wobbling globe which so many people hug to their bosom like comfort food or a night-lite is that location,...
USUALLY whenever I get around to an article update it is one fix rather than two but today's is kind of like one of those stones that takes out multiple birds with one throw. Try not to get confused when I tell you that 'The End of the Millennial Kingdom' was a...
YEAH, I know. I've been updating my Miryam of Migdal paper all week, trying your patience. Is it a thank you that you want? In the very least I've been on a roll. It's up to 220 pages now. I don't say that to overwhelm anyone. When starting out the investigation last...
UNFORTUNATELY, I just realized something. I got so excited about my discovery regarding Miryam’s counterpart, the only begotten daughter of Elohiym, that I charged right ahead, forgetting to adequately explain the narrative of ‘Yoceph and Asenath’ to my reading...
THE thing is my research into ‘The Only Begotten Daughter of Elohiym’ was put out back in 2021, long before I ever asked myself the betrothed of Mashiach question. I had absolutely no clue where it would ultimately turn to at the time. All I can do sometimes is...
NEARLY every canonical gospel that we looked at involving the nard episode describes the mysterious woman as anointing the head of Yahusha with a costly fragrance, but that is all. It takes Yochanon to give her a name. But then there is another important detail to be...
AND now you’re probably wondering why portraits of medieval women fill an entire page, and above a 144,000 heading no less. “Do the women share anything in common with the Number?” you want to know. My answer awaits your personal judgement on whether I pass the test...
I don’t say this to alarm anyone, but the Sons of Qorach may have been priests of the Millennial Kingdom. It’s not like I’m saying they were. The possibility is simply being thrown out there because you never really know, I’ve seen stranger things. The sons of Qorach...