They’ll Always Be the Berenstein Bears To Me

by | Mar 6, 2023

WORD doc is being especially difficult this morning and refusing to recognize Berenstein as a proper word. I will have you know it is not misspelled and refuse to apologize for it. They’re in on the whole operation, obviously. Microsoft. You’d think that somewhere in the world there would be a Berenstein family with an ‘e’ rather than an ‘a’, if not for the bears, but it seems as though they’re doubling down on the exclusivity. I checked. Berenstein is a Jooish name. Gulp. Look who the racist is now, Word Doc. You’d better check yourself before your wreck yourself. Turns out the system is manually overridden as of a moment ago. Because I’m living the life as a keyboard warrior and have permanently corrected the spelling. You will have to do the same on your end. Don’t expect a medal of honor though. The Berenstain Bears will always be Berenstein to me, even if they are bears of the lesser-known Ashkenazi variety.

That’s how the entire Mandela Effect appears to have begun, you know. Well, technically it started with a man named Nelson Mandela. You may have heard of him. But it is the Berenstein Bears which gave it the legs to run. I know why they didn’t call it the Berenstein Effect now. Too many people would have been clued into this being a Jewish operation. Oops. Enough of that now. That’s just like me to enter a perfectly fun party and ruin the mood. It’s just that they already run the Media, you know. If the shoe fits, but I digress. You will have a terribly difficult time convincing nearly any Eighties child such as myself that it wasn’t Stein. Mostly because we would stand around on the playground having arguments on how to pronounce it: Stein like Frankenstein or Steen as in seen. And yes, I was personally involved in the debate on at least one occasion, likely moments before Dodge Ball diplomacy. Nobody is having that argument with Stain, as in they stained their pants. Nobody. That is all the proof you need. But I will show you some residue anyways.

The Berenstein debacle is the latest update to my Mandela Effect research paper. You can give it a read in the PDF below.

PDF [Update]: The Mandela Effect

Miss Rivqah is born!

AND no, she wasn’t born standing up. That would be totally amazing if true. Rivqah is nearly 4 months old now, her birthdate being on July 7, and as you can see, she loves standing with assistance. Sarah and I are in our 40’s, have been married for over 20 years, and never thought we could have any more children. Rivqah decided to surprise us when we least expected it, and here she is, tada! all smiles. Yahuah is truly amazing. Expect plenty more of her in upcoming announcements. I may throw her in when you least suspect it. You can read her birth story here.

Miss Rivqah.

Rebecca L. Gould: A growing family at TUC!

IN my last newsletter I made mention of Rebecca L. Gould without ever giving a photo reveal. Well, here she is. The lovely Rebecca. Rebecca came to TUC during the summer of 2021 after following the breadcrumb trail from Rob Skiba and Nephelim research and soon thereafter began following the Torah. She has been an enormous help to the TUC ministry ever since that time, editing books for publication as well as running the podcast and administrating the TUC community, among other  tasks. ‘The Earth Not a Globe Review: Volume I’ and ‘The Legends of the Jews: Volumes I-IV’ would not have happened without her. 

New Article Archives

A GREAT deal many of my readers have been asking for a single page where my articles can be accessed and I don’t blame them. The sheer volume has become dizzying. Just know that the list provided here is far from complete, though I do say it’s a good start. It’s not that I’m holding anything back. I have been attempting to convert my catalogue of work into pdf files over the last so many months and that is no small easy task. The greater bulk is published all throughout my website. You’ll have to fish for them until I get around to it.

Article Archives on TUC

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