They’ll Always Be the Berenstein Bears To Me

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Noel Joshua Hadley

WORD doc is being especially difficult this morning and refusing to recognize Berenstein as a proper word. I will have you know it is not misspelled and refuse to apologize for it. They’re in on the whole operation, obviously. Microsoft. You’d think that somewhere in the world there would be a Berenstein family with an ‘e’ rather than an ‘a’, if not for the bears, but it seems as though they’re doubling down on the exclusivity. I checked. Berenstein is a Jooish name. Gulp. Look who the racist is now, Word Doc. You’d better check yourself before your wreck yourself. Turns out the system is manually overridden as of a moment ago. Because I’m living the life as a keyboard warrior and have permanently corrected the spelling. You will have to do the same on your end. Don’t expect a medal of honor though. The Berenstain Bears will always be Berenstein to me, even if they are bears of the lesser-known Ashkenazi variety.

That’s how the entire Mandela Effect appears to have begun, you know. Well, technically it started with a man named Nelson Mandela. You may have heard of him. But it is the Berenstein Bears which gave it the legs to run. I know why they didn’t call it the Berenstein Effect now. Too many people would have been clued into this being a Jewish operation. Oops. Enough of that now. That’s just like me to enter a perfectly fun party and ruin the mood. It’s just that they already run the Media, you know. If the shoe fits, but I digress. You will have a terribly difficult time convincing nearly any Eighties child such as myself that it wasn’t Stein. Mostly because we would stand around on the playground having arguments on how to pronounce it: Stein like Frankenstein or Steen as in seen. And yes, I was personally involved in the debate on at least one occasion, likely moments before Dodge Ball diplomacy. Nobody is having that argument with Stain, as in they stained their pants. Nobody. That is all the proof you need. But I will show you some residue anyways.

The Berenstein debacle is the latest update to my Mandela Effect research paper. You can give it a read in the PDF below.

PDF [Update]: The Mandela Effect

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IN the summer of 2019, I was seated in the wine cellar of a walled Medieval town high above the Dordogne Valley of France, not far from Sarlat-la-Canéda, making phone calls, writing reports. I have given this story in other places and it appears as though you’re about to hear it again. Rob Skiba is a name you that you might be familiar with. Though he had made a name for himself as a Nephilim researcher, more recently Rob had taken a dive into the deep end of the pool via flat earth research. The recorded interviews I conducted between he and Rick Hummer, a fellow flat earth investigator and close friend of his, was published while still occupying that very wine cellar. Read all about it. Chicago Is Not a Mirage.

Word quickly spread. Within a few short weeks, dozens of flat earth researchers began accepting my invite for a private interview, if not a series of interviews. From a 17th-century tower built by King Louis XIV, and with a stunning view of the Alps, I sat down with Robbie Davidson, founder of the Flat Earth International Conferences, conducting multiple sessions. While staying in Dumfries, Scotland, David Weiss agreed to take part in the interviews, as did Bob Knodel of Globebusters. There were others. But when I asked the interviewees to discuss the moments that shaped their lives, among the many PSYOPs, false flag attacks, and hoaxes that were discussed, only these men committed commentary to the false 9/11 narrative.

The resulting recordings ballooned into The Unexpected Cosmology, a book which became a website and was even intended as an anthology. And of course, the following discourse was originally a chapter. It was Walt Disney who stated, “Disneyland will never be completed. It will continue to grow as long as there is imagination left in the world.” Those sentiments remain applicable here as well. American Sensationalism: The 9/11 Interviews was always intended to be expanded upon with the inclusion of new researchers. So I’m sorry to say the project became stagnant during the Covid-19 psychodrama. I took a break to tackle other projects. We lost Rob Skiba. Rob offered hours of private conversation regarding his life but we never got around to the big one. 9/11. It was in the cards. Sadly, Bob Knodel died soon afterwards. Voices are being squeezed from an entire generation. Gnosis passes with them.

In the aftermath, the FE community became fractured. People began going their separate ways. Robbie Davidson, among a noted few others who were interviewed for the project, got up and left the movement altogether. It is not my intent to erase his or the contributions of others if only brief. They came, they went, their testimonies remain.

The original vision may have hit roadblocks but it is not forgotten. I expanded this paper a few years later to include testimony from author Pauly Hart, a dear friend of mine. I had wanted to continue that trend every year thereafter but you know how it goes. For the 25th anniversary of the attack I have redirected my efforts to its first large scale expansion, including Andrew Hoy and Darrin Geisinger into the mix. Perhaps others will lend their experiences to the recorder in time.

The following is their report.

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