Gorillas No Longer Beat Their Chest With Fists, Y’all

by | Mar 12, 2023

Gorillas don’t beat their chest with their fists anymore, y’all. They slap them. The official answer by the Jane Goodall people is that they cup their hands in rapid succession. Knuckles side up, never down. What in the world is all I have to say about that. I have been to the zoo. I have personally observed monkeys fling pooh, which is another observation entirely, because the apes have beat their chest as well. If apes had been cupping their hands and slapping themselves all this time, then we would have known.  

Type “Gorilla Beat Chest” into the Google search engine and then tell me what you see. Here, I’ll show you what I saw. Illustration after illustration of apes beating their chests, knuckles down, parked right alongside actual photographs of gorillas slapping themselves. Ridiculous.

Do I even need to go through all the pop cultural references on this one? Spare me. King Kong beat his chest in 1933 and he’s still up to no good in the latest movies. Even the toy companies, paying very careful attention to detail, reproduce his bad behavior. I threw in the 1981 Donkey Kong arcade just to be ceratin. Yep, beating his chest like a naughty monkey. Still commiting the deed in the latest installments as well.

Artists visit zoos, you know. It’s how they learn to mimic the animal’s behavior on the page. I’ve barely even dug into the Mandela Effect yet and already the normies are running out of excuses. Every person and artist is the victim of a false memory, apparently. Even those who are making the false memory claim remember it differently. I would say there aren’t enough blue pills to go around but then I’d be underestimating the aims of our Controllers and their pharmaceutical companies.

You can read the latest update to my The Mandela Effect paper in the PDF file below.

PDF [Update]: The Mandela Effect

Miss Rivqah is born!

AND no, she wasn’t born standing up. That would be totally amazing if true. Rivqah is nearly 4 months old now, her birthdate being on July 7, and as you can see, she loves standing with assistance. Sarah and I are in our 40’s, have been married for over 20 years, and never thought we could have any more children. Rivqah decided to surprise us when we least expected it, and here she is, tada! all smiles. Yahuah is truly amazing. Expect plenty more of her in upcoming announcements. I may throw her in when you least suspect it. You can read her birth story here.

Miss Rivqah.

Rebecca L. Gould: A growing family at TUC!

IN my last newsletter I made mention of Rebecca L. Gould without ever giving a photo reveal. Well, here she is. The lovely Rebecca. Rebecca came to TUC during the summer of 2021 after following the breadcrumb trail from Rob Skiba and Nephelim research and soon thereafter began following the Torah. She has been an enormous help to the TUC ministry ever since that time, editing books for publication as well as running the podcast and administrating the TUC community, among other  tasks. ‘The Earth Not a Globe Review: Volume I’ and ‘The Legends of the Jews: Volumes I-IV’ would not have happened without her. 

New Article Archives

A GREAT deal many of my readers have been asking for a single page where my articles can be accessed and I don’t blame them. The sheer volume has become dizzying. Just know that the list provided here is far from complete, though I do say it’s a good start. It’s not that I’m holding anything back. I have been attempting to convert my catalogue of work into pdf files over the last so many months and that is no small easy task. The greater bulk is published all throughout my website. You’ll have to fish for them until I get around to it.

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