IN THE BOOK of Judges, stars battle over the fate of man in the heavens. But that’s probably none of my business.

Loch Ness was just within eyesight when my wife turned around in the passenger seat of our Peugeot 2008 and noticed pink bumps spreading out across my five year-old son. It was a strange moment for someone who’d wanted to visit the loch ever since obsessively re-watching the Monsters episode of Sightings on VHS in the early nineties. Also exciting, because we’re anti-vaxers. The year was 2019. August. We’d rented a house with a spectacular view of the loch, and I hadn’t really felt like going out anyways. Nessie could come to us. My son sat by the window with chicken pox for the remainder of our stay, waiting for the monster to show. Then again, Aleister Crowley’s house had already burned down, and he was probably responsible for the monster to begin with. Later that night I crumbled newspaper into the furnace and lit a match. Actually, I was getting ready to watch Harry & the Hendersons on one of the few DVD’s available. It was either that or Zero Dark Thirty, and we know the Osama Bin Laden narrative is a lie. That’s about when I discovered the real creature. It arrived by e-mail. Creationist astronomer Danny Faulkner had released yet another scathing review of the flat earth. Something about flapjacks in space and something else about how we’re not going along with the Zionists agenda. Wink-wink.

I had visited the Kentucky crew in the spring of 2018 hoping I might convince the Professor to use Scripture while attempting to disprove the flat earth. Also, an accurate illustration of Hebrew Cosmology. Just show your readers what we believe and why. Notice I did not sit in his office to convince him the earth is flat. They had already built a theme park and it was funded by a planet. There’s no way I could compete with money. Rather, I wanted him to use Scripture to disprove it. He did no such thing. He even told me as much. He just used Science. To disprove Scripture. Science. Because that’s what Christians really want. Pay no attention to Yahuah. Pay no attention to His Testimony. You needn’t be obedient to His Law. You have the Hubble space telescope and the shadow of an obelisk to keep you cool and something about John Calvin and Copernicus and the natural revelation of astronomy. Hug your globe in bed when the lights go out each night and let Jesuit spooks and Zionist propagandists whisper sweet lullabies into your ear. And then count everything you love about the globe and everything within the globe until you finally drift to sleep. Rinse and repeat. I later stood up on stage at the Flat Earth International Conference in Dallas, with Faulkner in the audience, and said: Hebrew Cosmology has very little to do with the shape of the earth and everything to do with the shape of humanity. That’s what it’s always been about. The sons of Seth and the sons of Cain. Science is the anti-Christ religion and it makes possible for everything you hold so dear within that globe.


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But getting back to Professor Faulkner and Loch Ness. No Scripture. Just Science. And there it is. The flat earth disagrees with the halls of Science. Scripture once again disrupts the Luciferian agenda. Oh dear. Also, flat earthists are against the Zionist agenda. Answers in Genesis will not speak against the Zionist, but flat earthists will. Jew. Wink-wink. And Dr. Faulkner wanted all of his readers to know it. I wonder why.

Typical strategy of a Freemason or Jesuit, I thought.

I should probably pause here and throw in a disclosure. I am not calling Answers in Genesis a bunch of spooks. Rather, I choose not to believe them. I choose not to believe anything they’re pushing because they’re not interested in what Scripture has to say. Scratch that. They’re purposefully not interested in what Scripture has to say. They will have us all acknowledge that Greece and Alexandria and Plato’s globe and the Enlightenment were an honest pursuit by a society that in no way resembled the very Mystery Babylon or spiritual Egypt which Yahuah warned His people about. They will claim to have all the answers while purposely avoiding such simple questions as to what an obelisk is and why they’re built all over the world, because the Copernican Revolution is really about sun worship. You can read about that here. The Copernican Revolution was a Hoax. They will have us conclude natural revelation was polluted only by the atheists and somebody named Darwin. I therefore choose to listen to Scripture’s narrative, and it is this. The angels are behind all of it. By all I mean to imply precisely that. You can read about it here. Worthless Mysteries. Creation ministries don’t want you to know what the Mystery religion is. They don’t want you to know you’re a slave in spiritual Egypt. Because they are doing precisely what they set out to do, give you the illusion of choice. And so, I choose not to believe them.

More important than a thought, I finally let myself think it. [Freemason. Jesuit. Doorman. Spook.] Because it made sense. It always made sense. I tried so hard to give Answers in Genesis and other Copernican creationist ministries the benefit of the doubt. Many of us did. Perhaps they simply didn’t know what Scripture actually says.

Oh, they know. They know that stars are angels. They’ve known all along. It’s not a coincidence that young earth creationism was started by Dr. Henry Morris during the Apollo missions. Mm-hmm, it’s only fifty years old. The CIA needed Evangelicalism drawn into the performance witchcraft and the psychodrama and the illusion set forth by the largest Occult organization in the world. NASA. It’s the Enlightenment all over again. Package the Occult as Science and call it Christian. Flat earthist Samuel Shenton called the entire narrative the Genesis cloak of deception.

September. An acquaintance from my church days contacted me while I was clapping away on the keyboard in an old farm house built for Hobbits in Ireland. We’re talking about the days when I’d listen to the music and the announcements and the stupid jokes, especially the three-point sermon, and try to figure out how that and the babysitting services had anything to do with anything written about in Scripture. Oh, that’s right, freedom from the Law. We’re free to worship precisely how we want to now. We finally fled the church in order to pursue Yahuah, because wherever we looked, the church wouldn’t have Him. After several years of putting it off, my old acquaintance finally wanted to look into the claims of the flat earth. He wanted me to hold his hand as he crossed the street. Most of them do. Usually they can’t sleep at night and want to cleanse their conscious by having me deliver the points they hope to disprove on Snopes. He said he tried Google searches and all that was coming up was articles calling flat earth stupid, and something about Bill Nye and Neil deGrasse Tyson and Answers in Genesis and the rest.

If only you’d looked into this in 2015, I concluded. 2016 even. Those were the years when thousands of us all over the motionless plane started looking up to the crystalline night sky in awe of the luminaries. NASA would have us believe we’re standing on a gigantic spinning space rock, billions of untold years in age, hurdling through an infinite universe at breakneck speeds around an insignificant main-sequence star which reportedly converts 620 million metric tons of hydrogen each second into helium via an extremely hot core and nuclear fusion, and is also made up of carbon, nitrogen, and oxygen, and small traces of neon, iron, silicon, magnesium, and sulfur. We were told to believe that the sun-star was an unfathomably large ball of hot plasma rocketing around the Milky Way at 480,000 miles per hour while here on Earth we were expected to stare up at the stars and believe they were penetrating through the fabric of time into prehistory, because the closest star is reportedly 25 trillion miles away—meaning its light left the nuclear reactor of its origin four years earlier. There is of course a star in Cassiopeia, which is actually 97,848,000,000,000,000, or roughly 98 trillion miles away—the light of which began its lonely journey to Earth some 16,308 years before penetrating our skulls. In that time the Earth has traveled 2.2 million miles per hour. That would be 314,287,776,000,000 miles, or 314 trillion miles. Seriously, I could write an entire montage of men and women all over the world who started looking up at the stars in 2015 and 2016 only to conclude, “The constellations have never changed!”

Really, I felt bad for him. I’ve sat here behind the computer screen for the last few years watching the CIA-owned media squeeze the truth. Back in the day, not so long ago, you could type flat earth into Google and dozens of websites would appear. Then something started happening. The CIA wrote mockumentaries for every possible key word search until flat earth literature got buried on the tenth page. The Twentieth page. Much of it is non-existent now. That should be a huge red flag. If the flat earth were the seeds of delusional thinking then Langley has no reason for concern. Actually, it benefits them. Because the Ministry of Truth deals only in lies and the Ministry of Love in hate. Even creationist ministries no longer come after flat earthists as they once did. Why, you ask. Because the forest fire is contained. Christians everywhere can sit back comforted knowing they no longer have to deal with Yahuah’s testimony concerning Himself and His creation. Just keep binge watching The Mandalorian and Picard and tell yourself it could happen. I am fully and completely convinced that the CIA brought flat earth out into the open. They set up actors and doormen and then hauled it away, all by design. You can read about that here. Space Is Fake. It’s 2020 and no matter what the Ministry of Truth tells you, stars are still divine.

Let’s review. And then we’ll talk about some implications.



4 Where were you when I laid the foundations of the earth? Declare, if you have understanding.

5 Who set its measurements, if you know? Or who stretched the line upon it?

6 Upon what were its foundations sunk? Or who laid its corner-stone,

7 when the morning stars sang together, and all the sons of Elohim shouted for joy?

Job 38:4-7


19 and lest you lift up your eyes to the heavens, and shall see the sun, and the moon, and the stars – all the host of the heavens – and you be drawn away into bowing down to them and serving them, which יהוה your Elohim has allotted to all the peoples under all the heavens.

Deuteronomy 4:19


From the heavens they fought; the stars from their courses fought against Sisera.

Judges 5:20


And it became great, up to the host of the heavens. And it caused some of the host and some of the stars to fall to the earth, and trampled them down.

Daniel 8:10


9 See, the day of יהוה is coming, fierce, with wrath and heat of displeasure, to lay the earth waste, and destroy its sinners from it.

10 For the stars of the heavens and their constellations do not give off their light. The sun shall be dark at its rising, and the moon not send out its light.

Isaiah 13:9-10


And in that day it shall be that יהוה punishes on high the host of exalted ones, and on the earth the sovereigns of the earth.

Isaiah 24:21


4 And all the host of the heavens shall rot away. And the heavens shall be rolled up like a scroll, and all their host fade like a leaf fading on the vine, and like the fading one of a fig tree.

Isaiah 34:4


24 “For false messiahs and false prophets shall arise, and they shall show great signs and wonders, so as to lead astray, if possible, even the chosen ones.

25 “See, I have forewarned you.

26 “So if they say to you, ‘Look, He is in the desert!’ do not go out; or ‘Look, He is in the inner rooms!’ do not believe.

27 For as the lightning comes from the east and shines to the west, so also shall the coming of the Son of Aḏam be.

28 For wherever the dead body is, there the vultures shall be gathered together.

29 And immediately after the distress of those days the sun shall be darkened, and the moon shall not give its light, and the stars shall fall from the heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken.

30 “And then the sign of the Son of Aḏam shall appear in the heaven, and then all the tribes of the earth shall mourn, and they shall see the Son of Aḏam coming on the clouds of the heaven with power and much esteem.

31 And He shall send His messengers with a great sound of a trumpet, and they shall gather together His chosen ones from the four winds, from one end of the heavens to the other.

Matthew 24:24-31


14 And there I beheld seven stars, like great blazing mountains, and like spirits entreating me.

15 Then the angel said, This place, until the consummation of heaven and earth, will be the prison of the stars, and the host of heaven.

16 The stars which roll over fire are those which transgressed the commandment of God before their time arrived; for they came not in their proper season. Therefore was He offended with them, and bound them, until the period of the consummation of their crimes in the secret year.

Enoch 18:14-16


And the fifth messenger sounded, and I saw a star from the heaven which had fallen to the earth. And the key to the pit of the deep was given to him.

Revelation 9:1


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I WROTE the following words while sitting in the old Irish farmhouse because really, when you finally acknowledge Yahuah’s testimony for what it is, His truth begins to jump out at you. Abraham was given a rather peculiar promise. In Genesis 26:4 Yahuah told him that He would increase his seed like the stars of heaven. There’s a lot of stars in heaven. Are we to take this as a metaphor? Many translations seem to read like one.

“I will multiply your descendants as the stars of heaven, and will give your descendants all these lands; and by your descendants all the nations of the earth shall be blessed.”

Genesis 26:4

Notice the three-fold progression here. First, Abraham’s descendants will become multiplied as the stars of heaven. Then they will inherit the land. Afterwards, all the nations of the earth shall be blessed though them.

Throughout Israel’s forty years of wandering in the wilderness, we see Yahuah destroying great numbers of adulterous, rebellious, and even grumbling Israeli children, from the worshipers of the golden calf and soon thereafter, the sons of Aaron, who offered strange fire, to Korah and his conspirators, who attempted to usurp the authority given to Moses. He did this in order that He might purify the congregation and ultimately whittle down His fighting force to the most faithful and obedient number of men. But that is not to say that Israel had so little “down time” that they were incapable of engaging in such activities that might produce a healthy assortment of children. They must have had a lot of “down time” indeed, because finally, before the wilderness generation of Israelite’s crossed the river Jordan, we see Elohim coming through with the first of the three promises He made to Abraham in Genesis 26:4.

“Your fathers went down to Egypt with seventy beings, and now Yahuah your Elohim has made you as numerous as the stars of the heavens.”

Deuteronomy 10:22

Yahuah told Abraham that He would multiply his descendants as the stars, and now, we’re told, they’ve become as numerous as the stars.

Are we to take this as literal…?


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Modern astronomy tells us there are 10 billion observable galaxies, each containing another 100 billion stars. That’s 1 billion-trillion stars. Or 21 zeroes. It is estimated however that anywhere from 2 to 5 million Israelite’s crossed the river Jordan. Actually, according to Numbers 26:51, their fighting force consisted of 601,730 men.

Taken as a metaphor, comparing 5 million desert nomads with 600,000 fighting men to 100 billion-trillion stars is an extreme stretch of the imagination. Was Yahuah settling? He’s actually telling Israel that His promise to Abraham has been fulfilled. At the risk of sounding irreverent, was He ultimately telling us: “Well, there’s a whole lot of stars out there, when you come to think of it, so 5 million people are good enough.”

Let us stop and consider for a moment that there are only 5,000 stars which may be observed with the naked eye within the Firmament above us. Supposedly 10,000 if we’re considering both hemispheres. 9,096 to be exact.

And yet there is absolutely no concept of stars in Scripture that describe what we are now taught to believe. It is quite clear that angels are synonymous with stars. They are the sons of God who shouted for joy in Job 38:7. So, when we can visibly observe clusters and pinwheel galaxies and nebula spread out among a canvas of ringed planets and “satellite moons” and a host of other heavenly bodies, if we are to take Scripture at its Word, then we’re actually observing a variation of angelic “wildlife.” The movie It’s a Wonderful Life already let us into that little hidden truth. The angels conversing with each other over the fate of Jimmy Stewart weren’t simply stars. They were galaxies. Stewart was a spook, by the way.

Has everyone seen footage of the stars and the planets in the Blue Zoo with the Nikon P900? Yeah, we’ve been lied to.

Maybe, just maybe, it isn’t a metaphor after all. Maybe Yahuah really did come through with a literal promise. After all, Elohim was sending His children to war against the seed of Satan, all of whom were obstinately standing in the way of that three-fold promise. We’re actually reading a historical document detailing for us the battle between the children of Yahuah against the children of angels. When Israel entered the promised land, Elohim created a people group, or alternatively, a fighting force that matched His very angelic army in the heavens—literally speaking, of course.

Perhaps the better question is: did Abraham take Yahuah’s promise as a metaphor? But a far more imposing question to this conversation, did Moses even have the mind to write in metaphors?




I WROTE these words in Dumfries.

Investigating extra-Biblical books such as Enoch, Jubilees, or The 12 Patriarchs has only caused me to become more perplexed as to why those within the flat earth Movement who vehemently oppose the Law of Yahuah simultaneously uphold these texts as some sort of end-times restoration to the faith. Excuse my French, but that’s an oxymoron. Hebrew cosmology and the Law of Yahuah. You can’t have one without the other. They’re inseparable. If you embrace the profound truth of the firmament but reject Torah while simultaneously claiming to hold to the 66-Canon as something Spirit-breathed, then you completely missed the entire point of this end-times revelation.

Make no mistake about it, Yahuah is restoring our faith in the true shape of His creation, and it’s deeply spiritual on every possible intellectual level. Such revelations however are only because the Most-High Elohim wants to unveil for us the true shape of humanity. And here’s a tough pill to swallow. We’re in terrible shape. We’ve wandered something terrible. The church is morally and spiritually bankrupt. It’s doctrines reek of gangrene. Fact of the matter is, humanity hates our heavenly Father’s ways—even His very character.

If we remain obstinate in our disobedience, then why do we want to spend an eternity with Him again?

Contrarily, those who vehemently oppose the book of Enoch needs toss Jude completely out of Canon. Yehudah the brother of Yahusha doesn’t simply quote from the Prophet. His entire book thematically hinges upon it.

Enoch sets the tone. He writes:

“Contemplate all the events in the sky; how the lights in the sky do not change their courses, how each rises and sets in order, each at its proper time, and they do not transgress their law.”

Enoch 2:1

Transgression of the Law is key here.

Yehudah carries this theme forward when he writes of the angels “…who did not keep their proper domain, but left their own abode.” And he actually compares their crimes to the sins of Sodom and Gomorrah. The sins of Sodom was not about homosexuality. There is no record anywhere in Scripture of angels being homosexuals. Pork eating, yes. I’m not saying there are no homosexual angels. But if there are, Scripture doesn’t directly let me in on it, because the cries which reached up to heaven are not a result of butt sex. You can read about it here. Sodom. Yehudah then turns his attention on those who corrupt themselves and leave their proper domain in our present age. These individuals, he writes, have gone the way of Cain and Korah’s rebellion. That’s another thing I sat down in Faulkner’s office and spoke with him about. The cities of Cain. He said we shouldn’t read too much into that. It’s the only defense he has. If we do take Scripture seriously, then we must consider its ramifications in our own lives, and that means the framed diploma on the wall will make for excellent toilet paper when the next supply runs out. Wait, what did Cain and Korah rebel against again….?

Oh, that’s right. The Law of Yahuah.

In case you didn’t have your mouse nibble on the Sodom link, and I still suggest you do, the sins of her inhabitants were rebelling against Yahuah’s heavenly laws. Also, those who are deceived, he calls “wandering stars.” But that’s probably none of my business. Planets. Mm-hmm. Jupiter. Mercury. Mars. Uranus. Neptune. Pluto may be a hoax, but we’ll let that one slide. Pluto. Those wandering stars which Creationist Ministries like to call neat. Yehudah calls the deceived “planets.

The Testimony of Naphtali tells us point blank what it means to be called a planet. Departing from Yahuah and becoming like the Watchers means “walking according to the lawlessness of the Gentiles,” which once again is akin to doing “according to all the wickedness of Sodom.” Ouch. That kind of describes the entire church of Paul-ianity, doesn’t it?

If we are to be as the lights in the sky who, according to Enoch, “do not change their courses,” or as Naphtali puts it, “change not their order,” then we must recognize that nobody is granted the authority to change “the Law of Elohim.” Nobody. Our Father’s ways are eternal.

This is it. The entire flat earth revelation comes down to this.

We’re either a sheep or a goat. Wheat or tare. A star or a planet.




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