Clinton in cuffs. Pope Francis on trial. IRS goes bye-bye. CIA shredded into a dozen pieces. Classified becomes declassified. Rome exposed. The political, corporate, religious, and Hollywood elite arrested worldwide. You know, drain the swamp. All these things, “Q” promises. Its entire narrative from beginning to end is dripping with dueling psyops and spy vs spy espionage, all of which promises a climatic ending beyond anything we’ve yet to experience in human history.

“Trust the plan,” we’re told. Never mind that President Trump is holding hands with Zionists. “Just trust the plan.”

The lights go out in three days.

Or so the claim goes.

People keep writing me privately, asking my thoughts on the legitimacy of “Q.” Guys, I don’t know. I haven’t the faintest clue. Still, if this thing doesn’t go down on April 1, as planned, with ten days of internet and media darkness to follow (in order that worldwide arrests might be made), then I admit—I’ll be disappointed, even if this is a pipe dream.

But here’s the thing. The more I dig into this “Q” Movement phenomena sweeping the worldwide web, the more I find myself confronting something nearly just as disturbing as the evil it pronounces upon its enemies. While stars and stripes bleed from everyone’s eyes, “Q” is an obvious worship of the beast system—the very beast its adherents claim to be fighting against, blended with New Age spirituality, all of which is cleverly camouflaged under a skin-deep Biblical facade.

For example, the personality behind “Q” appears to favor John 3:16. Q-Post #34 directly states: “For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.”

Elsewhere, Q-Post #790 (2018-02-19) states: “THE DAY OF RECKONING IS UPON US. JOHN 3:16.” This is apparently a reference to April 10, 2010, according to many “Q” proponents—Good Friday—when Trump or possibly even John F Kennedy Jr will rise victorious over the evil cabal.

Q’s very next post, #791, quotes from Jeremiah 29:11, and reads: “‘For I know the plans I have for you,’ declares the Lord, ‘plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.'”

While Trump holds hands with Zionists, apparently Jesus is holding hands with Trump. For the “Q” patriot, the coming purge will be a victory for God. Jesus is working with Trump to reclaim America.

Q-Post #793 claims:

“GO WITH GOD.
THE CLOCK IS ACTIVATED.
Q.”

And yet, the “Q” Movement can best be summed up in one recent tweet, where a woman wrote: “Much will be revealed when the strange trance humanity is in is lifted.”

Put it in slightly other words, if the “Q” Movement is to be believed, we’re about to enter the long promised age of Aquarius. Evil will finally be vexed. Trump will prove himself so much more than an elite entrepreneur and politician. He will be a spiritual shaman; a miracle worker; the agent of mass-awakening. Peace and safety.

If this is in any way legit, and “Q” follows through with even ten percent of its promises, then I expect whatever is waiting for us on the other side is far worse than what its online army of patriots dare to imagine.

Do you remember that episode of The Twilight Zone where the alien leaves behind his “play book” in the United Nations assembly and, once decoded, it’s a cook book?

Satan is playing everyone.

Shalom.

-Noel