The Unexpected Cosmology

Mary Magdalene, Wife of Messiah: Her Father the Pharisee - I slipped up. It happens in an investigation such as this one. You will recall that I spent so much time at the dinner party of Shimon the jar maker attempting to identify Miryam of Migdal as the woman with the alabaster jar that I didn’t even think to interview the host. Shimon. He was […]

666: The Mark of the Beast Finally Explained - THE 666 Number question crops up frequently around here. Especially now that I’ve committed to the 70 AD narrative. People often ask like it’s some sort of Holy Spirit litmus test. Whether or not I have a direct phone line to God (because they’re tapped in, y’all) depends upon my answer. What they’re more often […]

The Genesis Reset: The Paleo-Hebrew’s Take on the Creation Week - SOMETHING I neglected in the last go-around was making any mention of how modern Hebrew is a completely and altogether different language than the ancient Biblical Hebrew which Moshe and the others were working with. And here I was putting all that effort into explaining the Masoretic when what I should have been doing is […]

Ham’s Mystery Children: Elohiym Among Men - CHAM had sex with his father’s wife. There it is. Hopefully, you weren’t drinking from your morning coffee or chewing on an overpriced blueberry scone while reading that, as I would have either choked or spit up all over the computer screen. Sometimes I struggle figuring out how to start these conversations. But then I […]

The Many Lives of Nimrod: Gilgamesh and the Wild Man - HE was a wild man, you know. Gilgamesh. Pre-diluvian Gilgamesh that is. Not sure if you noticed that part. It’s a line in ‘The Book of the Giants’. I didn’t say anything at the time, mostly because I wanted to see if you were paying attention. The good news is that I won’t make you […]

The Many Lives of Nimrod: Will the Real Gilgamesh Please Stand Up? - WHENEVER anyone thinks of Gilgamesh, they usually refer to ‘The Epic of Gilgamesh’, but I’m not talking about that Gilgamesh quite yet. Admit it. You were thinking about that one, weren’t you? No, the subject of this paper details the multiple lives of you-know-who. And seeing as how the joint identity of he and the […]

The Many Lives of Nimrod: The Christmas Connection - EASTER has already been covered and you will tell me I did this in reverse order, but did I really? Perhaps you were not paying attention, hmmm? The Mysteries of Babylon are cyclical like all the other Mystery religions. Ishtar Day may meet the end of the story, but it is also the beginning, making […]

Tammuz: Son of Nimrod - I CALL him the Son of Nimrod despite there being three other potential Nimrod’s because I consider him to be the fourth and last Nimrod. It will ultimately be up to you to decide who the most important of the Nimrods are, though it is the final Nimrod, the infant, which is most often depicted […]

The Many Lives of Nimrod: Where Semiramis Comes Into This - YESTERDAY I published the first part of “The Many Lives of Nimrod,” and as the title suggests, there was far too much material to pack into it. For example, I never managed to even mention Semiramis, and where would the Nimrod narrative be without her? It’s why I woke up at 4 o’clock in the […]

The Many Lives of Nimrod: Will the Real Nimrod Please Stand Up? - SHEM bar Noach died 670 years before the birth of Avram, according to the Greek Septuagint, and that’s a problem. More like a plot hole large enough to ram the pope mobile through it. If you don’t see the headache in the separation of some seven centuries, then it’s like you trying to convince me […]