Mary Magdalene: Hairy Mary and the Woodwose

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Noel Joshua Hadley

RIGHT about now you might be saying to yourself, “My poor eyes. What in the world did I just scroll past? Think about the children!” That was my first reaction when digging up this memory capsule as well. They are all attributed to Miryam of Migdal, aka Mary Magdalene and she’s…. hairy. It’s not like we’re dealing with one artist either. Picture after picture, carving after carving, and to the point that it’s practically a genre unto itself—a genre which people today refer to as ‘Hairy Marry.’ But then look closer. The hair isn’t simply flowing from her head down to her toes. Well, sometimes it is, but that is not the usual case. No, Hairy Mary is a hairy creature. There isn’t a razor on earth that could shine those legs.

ACTUALLY, that’s not entirely true. Not every Hairy Mary depiction can be attributed to Miryam of Migdal. A case of mistaken identity is sometimes at play, and as I intend to show, there is another. It took me nearly three years to figure that out, and this is the illustration that finally managed to tip me off. You’re looking at it. Tell me what you see. Keep looking. If that is Mary Magdalene in the middle, aka Hairy Mary, then who is the woman staring at her, stage left? She’s holding an alabaster jar, as in Mary Magdalene and the Alabaster Jar. Some of you will tell me it’s evidence that Miryam of Migdal and the Woman with the Alabaster Jar is a composite of two separate women, and that I am the one confusing them. That’s what I thought might be at play as well.

But then, look again at what Hairy Mary is carrying. Is that a rock? Difficult to tell. All four women are holding a MacGuffin which is deemed necessary to the plot and the motivation of their characters. For example, the woman to the right of Hairy Mary is slaying a dragon with a crucifix lance. That’s bad ass. I did a little digging and discovered that Margaret of Antioch did the very deed. She was a Reptilian hunter. Again, bad ass. As a feminine duality of Saint George, she is also known as Margaret the Virgin, indicating that another of the 144,000 is potentially being identified. She was also said to have been martyred in 304 at the age of 15. To her right, the woman holding the palm branch is very likely Agnes of Rome, another virgin. I checked. After refusing to deny Christ, Agnes was dragged naked through the streets to a brothel, then tried and sentenced to death, again in the whereabouts of 304. The palm branch signifies her martyrdom.

If you’d like to read the full report, and there’s a lot to it, you can read it for yourself in the following PDF. 

[UPDATE 3/4/25] Mary Magdalene: Hairy Mary and the Woodwose

IN the summer of 2019, I was seated in the wine cellar of a walled Medieval town high above the Dordogne Valley of France, not far from Sarlat-la-Canéda, making phone calls, writing reports. I have given this story in other places and it appears as though you’re about to hear it again. Rob Skiba is a name you that you might be familiar with. Though he had made a name for himself as a Nephilim researcher, more recently Rob had taken a dive into the deep end of the pool via flat earth research. The recorded interviews I conducted between he and Rick Hummer, a fellow flat earth investigator and close friend of his, was published while still occupying that very wine cellar. Read all about it. Chicago Is Not a Mirage.

Word quickly spread. Within a few short weeks, dozens of flat earth researchers began accepting my invite for a private interview, if not a series of interviews. From a 17th-century tower built by King Louis XIV, and with a stunning view of the Alps, I sat down with Robbie Davidson, founder of the Flat Earth International Conferences, conducting multiple sessions. While staying in Dumfries, Scotland, David Weiss agreed to take part in the interviews, as did Bob Knodel of Globebusters. There were others. But when I asked the interviewees to discuss the moments that shaped their lives, among the many PSYOPs, false flag attacks, and hoaxes that were discussed, only these men committed commentary to the false 9/11 narrative.

The resulting recordings ballooned into The Unexpected Cosmology, a book which became a website and was even intended as an anthology. And of course, the following discourse was originally a chapter. It was Walt Disney who stated, “Disneyland will never be completed. It will continue to grow as long as there is imagination left in the world.” Those sentiments remain applicable here as well. American Sensationalism: The 9/11 Interviews was always intended to be expanded upon with the inclusion of new researchers. So I’m sorry to say the project became stagnant during the Covid-19 psychodrama. I took a break to tackle other projects. We lost Rob Skiba. Rob offered hours of private conversation regarding his life but we never got around to the big one. 9/11. It was in the cards. Sadly, Bob Knodel died soon afterwards. Voices are being squeezed from an entire generation. Gnosis passes with them.

In the aftermath, the FE community became fractured. People began going their separate ways. Robbie Davidson, among a noted few others who were interviewed for the project, got up and left the movement altogether. It is not my intent to erase his or the contributions of others if only brief. They came, they went, their testimonies remain.

The original vision may have hit roadblocks but it is not forgotten. I expanded this paper a few years later to include testimony from author Pauly Hart, a dear friend of mine. I had wanted to continue that trend every year thereafter but you know how it goes. For the 25th anniversary of the attack I have redirected my efforts to its first large scale expansion, including Andrew Hoy and Darrin Geisinger into the mix. Perhaps others will lend their experiences to the recorder in time.

The following is their report.

Read the 9/11 Interviews

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