Back Alley Dealers

Noel Joshua Hadley

12/8/25

 

JUST the other day, President Barrack Obama

and Senator Mitt Romney were two hands debating policy

from a literal world stage rather than a Shakespearean one, and now this.

How did that old Indian parable go again?

Two wings of the same bird.

 

I took out the trash after returning from the vote,

parading my ‘I voted’ sticker around town like Patty Hearst

waving an M1 carbine rifle for the news channels.

 

The bum in the back alley asked

if I was seeking a cure for the Stockholm Syndrome sniffles

as well as the sickly-looking state of the clouds

and a thousand other poisons.

 

Yeah, sure. Why the hell not?

 

It was either him or the Jehova’s Witnesses

going door-to-door, inquiring about my discontentment with the state of the world

and the fact that I would never amount to the 144,000.

Meanwhile, on the flickering television, CNN took a break

for pharmaceutical commercials.

 

And now they are multiplying.

There are stinking men in the back alley behind my house,

popping up from a trash can rather than a cake whenever I haul the garbage out,

dropping Facebook friend requests.

 

They open up their trench coat and growl,

“Hey kid, wanna’ get woke!?”

 

Pills for every occasion.

They’ve got the inside scoop on Sandy Hook, the truth about 9/11,

the down-low on Oklahoma City and the Boston Bombing.

They’ve got the one where Osama Bin Laden didn’t do it as well.

 

Here is what the lady at Walgreen’s really doesn’t want you to know.

Germ theory is just a theory though mostly a hoax.

They’ve got pills for that as well.

 

And if you’re especially ready to go there, they’ve got higher dosages,

such as the skinny on Auschwitz showering habits.

 

I never dropped acid in college,

which has me wondering if this is what a bad trip feels like, and if so,

do you know a hotline where I can ask the doctor about the side effects of red pill digestion?

 

Really, the stuff that comes out of my mouth at family gatherings.

The Media is owned by the Jews.

Doctor, I’d like to scrub the knowledge of that and the Military-Industrial Complex

so that I can finally go about enjoying my Super Bowl halftime shows again.

Got anything so asinine as to make me believe in the moon landing?

 

There is a remedy to normalcy and I already know what it is.

A steady diet of Jesuits and Freemasons from the One-Eyed Willy book publisher.

And to cap off the weekend, a Zionist agent behind the pulpit.

The Torah is done away with, hallelujah Jesus! Now pass around the offering plate.

 

Last week they were raccoons rather than dealers.

Rummaging through my garbage.

Raccoons.

 

Must be tanukis.

The Japanese warned me about them in anime cartoons,

but I didn’t listen, given the confusion of tongues and subtitles.

 

Finally, an international language

that we back-alley pill poppers can all agree upon.

Got any more of them memes?

IN the summer of 2019, I was seated in the wine cellar of a walled Medieval town high above the Dordogne Valley of France, not far from Sarlat-la-Canéda, making phone calls, writing reports. I have given this story in other places and it appears as though you’re about to hear it again. Rob Skiba is a name you that you might be familiar with. Though he had made a name for himself as a Nephilim researcher, more recently Rob had taken a dive into the deep end of the pool via flat earth research. The recorded interviews I conducted between he and Rick Hummer, a fellow flat earth investigator and close friend of his, was published while still occupying that very wine cellar. Read all about it. Chicago Is Not a Mirage.

Word quickly spread. Within a few short weeks, dozens of flat earth researchers began accepting my invite for a private interview, if not a series of interviews. From a 17th-century tower built by King Louis XIV, and with a stunning view of the Alps, I sat down with Robbie Davidson, founder of the Flat Earth International Conferences, conducting multiple sessions. While staying in Dumfries, Scotland, David Weiss agreed to take part in the interviews, as did Bob Knodel of Globebusters. There were others. But when I asked the interviewees to discuss the moments that shaped their lives, among the many PSYOPs, false flag attacks, and hoaxes that were discussed, only these men committed commentary to the false 9/11 narrative.

The resulting recordings ballooned into The Unexpected Cosmology, a book which became a website and was even intended as an anthology. And of course, the following discourse was originally a chapter. It was Walt Disney who stated, “Disneyland will never be completed. It will continue to grow as long as there is imagination left in the world.” Those sentiments remain applicable here as well. American Sensationalism: The 9/11 Interviews was always intended to be expanded upon with the inclusion of new researchers. So I’m sorry to say the project became stagnant during the Covid-19 psychodrama. I took a break to tackle other projects. We lost Rob Skiba. Rob offered hours of private conversation regarding his life but we never got around to the big one. 9/11. It was in the cards. Sadly, Bob Knodel died soon afterwards. Voices are being squeezed from an entire generation. Gnosis passes with them.

In the aftermath, the FE community became fractured. People began going their separate ways. Robbie Davidson, among a noted few others who were interviewed for the project, got up and left the movement altogether. It is not my intent to erase his or the contributions of others if only brief. They came, they went, their testimonies remain.

The original vision may have hit roadblocks but it is not forgotten. I expanded this paper a few years later to include testimony from author Pauly Hart, a dear friend of mine. I had wanted to continue that trend every year thereafter but you know how it goes. For the 25th anniversary of the attack I have redirected my efforts to its first large scale expansion, including Andrew Hoy and Darrin Geisinger into the mix. Perhaps others will lend their experiences to the recorder in time.

The following is their report.

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