GRETA Thunberg. Remember her? Hard to forget. Greta Thunberg, the gift that just keeps on giving. Looks like everybody’s favorite Swede deleted a Tweet from 6/21/2018, but not before some of us were able to file it away with our other hundred-thousand memes. Between...
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Revisiting the Donner Party Hoax
EARLIER this week I pulled my 1849 Gold Rush Hoax paper off the shelf and gave it a much needed tune-up. The cleaning continues with this one. I wrote 1849 and 'The Donner Party Hoax' back in the summer of 2020, when nearly everyone was going around suffocating in...
Hero Omelets
The first part - It was 3:15 in the morning on a muggy Thursday. The Village Inn on Yale in Tulsa, Oklahoma had four customers. None of them were drunk, normal, or fictitious. The coffee was hot and the omelets were delicious. No one was talking, they were all focused...
San Francisco: Millennial Kingdom City
BACK then, when I published this paper a whopping three years ago, I titled it: 'The 1849 California Gold Rush Was a Hoax'. Technically, that is still the title of what you're about to read (or not read). I simply haven't worked on it since it's original release, and...
The Fort Sumpter Civil War Hoax: Eyewitness Testimony
FYI, the reason for this update has little to do with Civil War cartoon propagandist. That was just an added bonus. In reality, it has everything to do with a phone conversation I held yesterday with Andrew Lankes. Don’t know him? You should. We were shooting the...
The Watchers Released: Cryptoexplosions & the Great Serpent Mound
EVER since publishing this paper a week or two ago, I’ve been bombarded with interest and excitement alike from my reading audience as well as the predictable pendulum swing of the eyeballs from my Holy Roller critics. The meteor craters in particular is what they’re...
Deadhead & the Search for God: The Zen Garcia Story
HAS it been four years since the original release of ‘The Zen Garcia Story?’ And here I was, gearing up for a sizable expansion of our interivews. Blame it on Covid, I guess. The world changed overnight and duty called. I had trained for that moment and my orders had...
Der Golem & The Batman: The First Golem
BECAUSE I'm always on the lookout for new material, I offer you a complete overhaul of one of my more obscure papers, Golem & The Batman. You can expect several new pages this time around. What you are about to read (or not read) originally started out as...
The Yahusha and Yahuah Connection: Who Is Our Heavenly Father?
MY friend and fellow researcher as well as Paleo-Hebrew expert Pamela Glasgow has turned in the most excellent research paper regarding the identity of Yahusha HaMashiach (though many of you know him as Jesus Christ) and Yahuah Elohiym (again, many of you know him as...
The Temple Mount Hoax: Judaism’s Part In Jerusalem’s 70AD Destruction
TO this very day, Judaism is identified with the rabbinic tradition of the Parashiym and vice versa. That is to say, the ancient Hebrew faith contained neither Judaism nor the Parashiym and there is no Judaism to be had without them. If you don’t believe me then...
Mary Magdalene, Wife of Messiah: Her Lover, the Roman Centurion
A CURIOUS thing happened on the way to the tomb. Kepha thought to name the centurion in the Besorah which bears his name, and why do you suppose that is? I have a thought or two on the matter and I’m curious what yours might be. You probably don’t have the faintest...
Petronius: The Roman Centurion Who Guarded Messiah’s Tomb Was a Believer
19 And Pilate gave them Petronius the centurion with soldiers to guard the tomb. And with them came elders and scribes to the sepulcher and having rolled a great stone together with the centurion and the soldiers, they all together who were there set it at the door of...
Mary Magdalene, Wife of Messiah: Further Evidence at the Burial of Yahusha
WELL, well, well, what have we here? A new Bible memory verse stating precisely what I’ve been trying to say all along, though very few cares about Yahusha’s beloved enough to notice. Every person present at the tomb was a member of his family. Read it for yourself...
The Death of Kenneth Anger: His Dr. Alfred Kinsey and Charlie Manson Connections
KENNETH Anger is someone whom I've never put a focus on before. Yes, he was mentioned in my Manson paper, particularly due to his Vito Paulekas and Masonite Bobby Beausoleil connection, but only in passing. For whatever reason, it wasn't until his recent passing that...
The Lost Holocaust Episode Is Finally Available
COMING to you from YouTube jail! Again! 'The Holocaust Hoax: The Truth About Aschwitz I & II' is one of my long lost TUC LIVE episodes. I've been kind of just sitting on the video for a while not really sure what to do with it, and really, this is exactly why you...
There Were No Toilets In the Millennial Kingdom: The Versailles Poop Problem
ONCE the poo-poo potty was finally introduced to Victorian era Europe, the French apparently didn’t know what to do with them, seeing as how they were so used to crapping themselves, but mostly just taking a dump while they walked. And no, I am not making this shit...
Joe Biden, Puppet President: Amtrak Joe Takes Another Tumble, Again
THE only shock in all of this is in how little I’ve updated my ‘Joe Biden: Puppet President’ paper. My last entry was nearly a year ago when there should be dozens of them, all adding up the numbers. My only defense is that I’ve been preoccupied telling you all about...
The Watchers Released: New Evidence For Satan’s Short Season
MY latest article is a spin-off from the presentation I gave at the Sacred Word Publishing Conference last weekend in Atlanta, Georgia. Really, you had to have been there. If you weren't then don't sweat it. The talk regarded my research into the Millennial Kingdom +...
TUC Magazine now accepting submissions!
MY name is Noel Joshua Hadley. I am the creator, head writer, Editor-In-Chief, and all around Big Enchilada here at The Unexpected Cosmology. TUC is not only an online Journal, it is is now a Magazine delivered directly to your door. It is a monthly Magazine though...
TUC: The Unexpected Cosmology Magazine Premiere!
THE ABC agencies are going to have to slap me silly just to shut me up this time around. A whole bunch of really kewl stuff is going down here at The Unexpected Cosmology, one of which is the launch of our montly Magazine, TUC. I expect it to be monthly, or...
The Lost Sandy Hook Hoax Episode Is Finally Available
THERE are rumors afloat regarding a long lost Sandy Hook episode of TUC LIVE. Well, I am here to tell you it's true and the episode still exists. On YouTube though? Let's not get too crazy. All Patron supporters have exclusive access to this forbidden video. For your...
ChatGPT and A.I. Still Remembers Elle Woods Pink Car in Legally Blonde
A funny thing happened on the way to CERN. Reese Witherspoon’s convertible went from shades of pink to a solid black but not everyone in the A.I. community received the memo. I’m talking about the Porsche in the movie ‘Legally Blonde’, wherein Witherspoon plays a...
Were the Pharisees Responsible for the Destruction of the Temple?
17 And I was grieved with my companions; and being wounded in mind we hid ourselves; for we were being sought for by them as criminals, and as being those wishing to set fire to the Temple. And upon all these things we fasted and sat mourning and weeping night and day...
When False Prophets Speak the Truth
16 Then the Yahudiym and the elders and the priests, perceiving what evil they had done to themselves, began to lament and say: Woe for our sins; the judgement has drawn nigh, and the end of Yerushalayim. Besorah Kepha [The Gospel of Peter] 16THERE they go prophesying...
Angels and Earthquakes: The Spiritual Science Behind the Seismic Chart
AN earthquake is a telltale sign that angels are ascending or descending upon the earth. It’s totally Biblical but very few seem to realize that fact, nor appreciate it when they do. Leave it to post-Newtonian Science to strip away the spiritual causes of our material...
Famous Last Words: Does Messiah’s Final Line in the Gospel of Peter Disagree with the Synoptics?
ANOTHER point of contention happens to be the final words spoken by Yahusha HaMashiach while he hung from his crucifixion device. The synoptic gospels may claim “ELIY, ELIY” as Yahusha’s cry rather than “My power, my power,” and in fact they fall in line with Psalm...
Three Hours of Darkness According to the Gospel of Peter
NOT sure if you noticed. I've been updating my line-for-line commentary on Besorah Kepha little by little without saying anything. I was actually gone for a week, which explains why the updates have been slim to none. What happened? I was sitting on a beach in the...
Is the Mandela Effect Restoring Michaelangelo’s ‘Creation of Adam’ To It’s Original?
AMONGST all this confusion, the Sistine Chapel is finally starting to make sense. I began tackling the Mandela Effect a great many years ago now, ruminating over the implications of it all, and only recently have I felt as though I’m able to grasp some of the deeper...
Q and the Millennial Kingdom: Hope and a Future
I think it's been something like 6 months since JohnQ sent in his last article. We're on episode 8 now if you're counting. Here's how he explained it to me.It took me a while to decide what the topic for Part 8 of my series would be. I have several things in the works...
The Gospel of Peter: Sins of Dimas and the Sign of the Tav
I'M caught up to verse 7 now in my line-for-line commentary on the Gospel of Peter. Or as I like to call it, Besorah Kepha. In this update I compare my research on the Shroud of Turin with the depiction of Yahusha in Peter but then also I go into great detail on the...