An Update On The Delco Pooper: Weaponized Road Rage Diarrhea

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Noah here and I’m running this again because today is the one-year anniversary of when I first brought you this report and that made me think about it again today and thinking about it made me realize how this might have been my favorite story in all of 2025.  So take a walk with me down memory lane…and I’ll end with an update explaining whatever happened to her, charges faced, etc.

Let’s go to Delco, which is short for Delaware County in Prospect Park, PA where we find Christina Solometo who has now been forever glossed the “Delco Pooper”.

What can you do to get such a nickname?

I’ll tell you, but first I’d better give a disclaimer.  This article is about to be very graphic in nature.  Turn away now if you don’t want to learn more about the “Delco Pooper”.

Ok, so what can a person do to get such an incredible nickname like this?

Well, it’s pretty simple…

We’ve all been there right?  Mixed up in a bit of road rage?  Either on the giving or receiving end.  I think we’ve all been there.

Usually it ends with horns honking back and forth or perhaps giving the one-finger salute to the other car?

In rare cases sometimes it even ends with one or both people getting out of the car to yell at each other or throw fists.

In this case, however, it ended with Christina Solometo getting out of her car to walk over to the other car and take a dump right on the hood of the car.

I told you this was going to be very graphic in nature.

You might think there’s no way that can be real, except…it was all caught on video and there are police reports and police interviews.  It’s real.

Take a look:

Credit to Fox29 for loading up their news report with poop puns, calling it a “Crappy Situation” and saying the story was “spread everywhere”.

Hilarious Fox29!

You also have to love how all the reporters and even all the people being interviewed are all one breath away from absolutely cracking up and losing it live on the air.

Such an incredible story.

Local NBC10 added these details:

A Delaware County woman is now in custody after she allegedly defecated on another person’s car during a road rage incident that was captured on video.

The incident occurred on 4th Street and Madison Avenue in Prospect Park, Pennsylvania, on Tuesday, April 29.

Police said a woman – later identified as 44-year-old Christina Solometo of Ridley Park – defecated on another driver’s car in a road rage incident that started when one driver cut off another. While the other driver did not report the incident to the police, a witness recorded it and posted the video on Instagram. NBC10 has heavily edited the video due to its graphic nature. You can view the original video here. (Warning: The video is graphic and could be disturbing for some viewers.)

Police later identified Solometo as the suspect. She was taken into custody on Thursday and is charged with indecent exposure, disorderly conduct, criminal mischief, harassment and depositing waste on highway.

While the viral video has sparked plenty of jokes and puns online, Prospect Park Police Chief David Madonna told NBC10 it was no laughing matter.

“I know it’s being joked on a lot. There’s all kinds of puns and innuendos online but bottom line, we are treating it seriously. It can’t happen in this community. No town wants this to happen in their town,” he said. “The recognition a town gets over this kind of thing, it’s really unwelcome. We don’t want this.”

NBC10 reached out to Solometo’s family members who did not agree to an interview but said there was more to the story than just the viral video. NBC10 also learned the family is trying to get a lawyer.

The story just gets better and better….

First of all, who can just take a dump on command?

She either already had that thing loaded and was rushing to get home or she has an incredible, unique talent.

Then there’s the mugshot….

We’ve all seen our share of mugshots over the years, haven’t we?

Even President Trump.

Usually the person looks mad or pissed off or haggard.

Not this one:

She looks PROUD.

That’s not a mugshot that’s a glamshot.  That’s a senior photo from high school.

Look at her, she’s beaming!

FoxNow adds more details in their video below, noting that she claims she “has a sickness” after being loaded into the police car.

Seems accurate ma’am, but is that a mental sickness or do you have some sort of flu?  Or both?  Can you elaborate?

And you gotta love the Police Chief going live on Social Media after the fact to defend the “Delco Pooper” saying she’s been through enough and we should all have some humanity in how we respond to this.

Really Chief?

Have some humanity?

Walking over and taking a huge dump on someone else’s car might be near the lowest form of “humanity” anyone could have for someone else!

Chief, she took an orange dump on the hood of that poor lady’s car and then walked away!

And last, for the one question on everyone’s mind…you know you’ve been thinking it: How in the world do you just take a huge dump and then pull up your drawers without wiping?

Well, she had an answer for that too.

Per TMZ she claimed it was a “clean poop” and bragged she didn’t even need to wipe:

The Pennsylvania woman cops say admitted to pooping on someone else’s car as part of a road rage incident apparently had a lot to say about the matter … police say she bragged about a clean poop that didn’t need toilet paper.

According to new legal docs, obtained by TMZ, the alleged ‘Delco Pooper’ Christina Solometo told police, “It was a clean poop, I didn’t even have to wipe”.

Cops say Solometo was arrested Thursday … and we obtained her smiling mug shot.

She allegedly dropped a deuce on the hood of another motorist’s car after being upset with their driving … and she’s now facing charges of indecent exposure, disorderly conduct, criminal mischief, harassment and depositing waste on the highway.

New video also shows Solometo being arrested by two officers … and police say they came to her home to pick her up after she admitted to being the ‘Delco Pooper.’

Cops say Solometo had a clear reason for pooping on the car hood … they say she told them the car’s owner called her a “fat bitch” and it made her angry … and she explained, “I wanted to punch her in the face, but I pooped on her car instead and went home.”

The last person I remember bragging about having a “Clean Poop” and not needing to wipe was the Liver King and things didn’t turn out so well for him either:

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And yes, I agree that running into TWO people who brag about having “clean poops” that don’t need to wipe is two too many for an entire lifetime.

A big shoutout to my boy Jim Rome for first bringing this story to my attention with this HILARIOUS rant:

Now, before I close the file on the Delco Pooper, since it’s been a year I have to end with an update.  Because inquiring minds want to know: whatever happened to her?  Did she get charged?  Spend any time in jail?

Ask and you shall receive:

UPDATE: Christina Solometo’s case never went to trial. In December 2025, she entered Delaware County’s Accelerated Rehabilitative Disposition program, a diversion program for first-time offenders. She was ordered to complete 24 months of probation, community service, anger-management classes, and refrain from posting about the case on social media.

If she completes those conditions, the charges against her—including indecent exposure, open lewdness, and depositing waste on a highway—will be dismissed, and she may be eligible to have the case expunged. Entry into the program was not a guilty plea or criminal conviction.

And before I go, let’s end with one more hilarious poop story, shall we?

Let’s go to local KY3 News for this absolute legend:

Backups here if needed:

Enjoy:

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The best part is not even her reading it but watching her co-host Ethan not be able to compose himself for the entire rest of the segment but refusing to cut to commercial.

Legends all around.

Now let’s end with Louis.

Because even as good as that one is, it may not be better than good old “Louis Slung-poo” calling in to local ABC7 after the UCLA watermain break to let them know he’s pretty sure he knows what happened.

He hooks these two news anchors for several minutes, explaining how it was likely caused by someone slipping a cherry bomb down a toilet, or…..someone just took a really huge dump.

Watch here:

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Gotta love how the one anchor finally wises up and you can hear him say “it’s a fake call”, but the lady is not having any of it, asking him if he’s 100% sure about that and then saying “oh, we’ve lost him….we’ll have to work on getting him back.”

I don’t think your producers are going to be bringing him back Margaret….

Really hard to pick a favorite part, I also love early when the caller says they try to hold annual seminars about the dangers of flushing cherry bombs down toilets and the news anchors just soak it right in!

So funny!

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Sacred Scripture

Acts 28 ends abruptly and that’s never sat right with me. With the inclusion of Acts 29, we are given a nice well-rounded finale to Luke’s biography and some interesting closure to Pontius Pilate as well. Join me as I continue my Lost Books of the Bible series on YouTube, reading from Acts 29, 3 Corinthians, and the Phoenix of Tertullian.

You can read along with these texts and more on our Sacred Scripture page. 

IN the summer of 2019, I was seated in the wine cellar of a walled Medieval town high above the Dordogne Valley of France, not far from Sarlat-la-Canéda, making phone calls, writing reports. I have given this story in other places and it appears as though you’re about to hear it again. Rob Skiba is a name you that you might be familiar with. Though he had made a name for himself as a Nephilim researcher, more recently Rob had taken a dive into the deep end of the pool via flat earth research. The recorded interviews I conducted between he and Rick Hummer, a fellow flat earth investigator and close friend of his, was published while still occupying that very wine cellar. Read all about it. Chicago Is Not a Mirage.

Word quickly spread. Within a few short weeks, dozens of flat earth researchers began accepting my invite for a private interview, if not a series of interviews. From a 17th-century tower built by King Louis XIV, and with a stunning view of the Alps, I sat down with Robbie Davidson, founder of the Flat Earth International Conferences, conducting multiple sessions. While staying in Dumfries, Scotland, David Weiss agreed to take part in the interviews, as did Bob Knodel of Globebusters. There were others. But when I asked the interviewees to discuss the moments that shaped their lives, among the many PSYOPs, false flag attacks, and hoaxes that were discussed, only these men committed commentary to the false 9/11 narrative.

The resulting recordings ballooned into The Unexpected Cosmology, a book which became a website and was even intended as an anthology. And of course, the following discourse was originally a chapter. It was Walt Disney who stated, “Disneyland will never be completed. It will continue to grow as long as there is imagination left in the world.” Those sentiments remain applicable here as well. American Sensationalism: The 9/11 Interviews was always intended to be expanded upon with the inclusion of new researchers. So I’m sorry to say the project became stagnant during the Covid-19 psychodrama. I took a break to tackle other projects. We lost Rob Skiba. Rob offered hours of private conversation regarding his life but we never got around to the big one. 9/11. It was in the cards. Sadly, Bob Knodel died soon afterwards. Voices are being squeezed from an entire generation. Gnosis passes with them.

In the aftermath, the FE community became fractured. People began going their separate ways. Robbie Davidson, among a noted few others who were interviewed for the project, got up and left the movement altogether. It is not my intent to erase his or the contributions of others if only brief. They came, they went, their testimonies remain.

The original vision may have hit roadblocks but it is not forgotten. I expanded this paper a few years later to include testimony from author Pauly Hart, a dear friend of mine. I had wanted to continue that trend every year thereafter but you know how it goes. For the 25th anniversary of the attack I have redirected my efforts to its first large scale expansion, including Andrew Hoy and Darrin Geisinger into the mix. Perhaps others will lend their experiences to the recorder in time.

The following is their report.

Read the 9/11 Interviews

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