A COUPLE of years ago I wrote a series of articles laying out my case as to why the sinking of the RMS Titanic was a royal hoax. But then something happened. People kept showing up at The Unexpected Cosmology telling me about the Titanic’s sister ship, Olympic, and then asking if I’d heard about that ridiculous theory where the two ships were swapped out and how it’s really Olympic sitting at the bottom of the ocean. Again, ridiculous, I tell you. Ridiculous. I’m sick of hearing about it. It’s why I recently decided to pull those titanic hoax articles off the shelf and give them a good dusting. But in doing so, I realized something. Some serious TLC was in order. Perhaps my standards have changed, but here you go. I devoted an entire week of my life to hashing out a second draft.