The Unexpected Cosmology

That’s Not How the Lyrics Go: The Mandela Effect In Music - IN fact, there have been so many lyrical changes to the most familiar of songs that I shan’t be able to cover them all. But I will do what I can to make a difference. They were after all the songs of our youth. The ones we sang unashamedly while driving to work in the […]

9/11, Donald Trump, and Back to the Future as an Intel Movie - WE inhabit a reality in which Biff Tannen not only ran for the presidency, but he also successfully planted his bum for a four-year stint in the Oval office. You know it and I know it. Everybody knows it. Oh please, don’t even pretend like you haven’t thought about that one already. For that lone […]

Gorillas No Longer Beat Their Chest With Fists, Y’all - Gorillas don’t beat their chest with their fists anymore, y’all. They slap them. The official answer by the Jane Goodall people is that they cup their hands in rapid succession. Knuckles side up, never down. What in the world is all I have to say about that. I have been to the zoo. I have […]

The Mandela Effect: CERN’s Part In All of This - THE latest update to my Mandela Effect paper was a long time coming. The very otion that the cause and effects of time travel has already manipulated reality, and that we can furthermore experience some of those anomalies (false memories included) is definitely something I’ve been thinking about since the summer of 2016, when so […]

New Evidence for the Lion and the Lamb Mandela Effect -   I MUST be a glutton for punishment. Because the Bible used to say lion and the lamb, and I was one of those individuals who went around telling the Christian community about it. The subject is even something I covered in an article way back in the day only to junk it in the […]

The JFK Mandela Effect: 4 or 6 Seats in the Lincoln Continental? - ADMIT it. The moment you heard about the six seats is when you picked up the phone and called your dad. The online records will show it was June of 2016 when the latest ME news broke over the web and many sons began calling their fathers. June 4 is the earliest date that I […]

The Thinker Mandela Effect Is a Headache - IF your former reality was one in which the Thinker sculpture had the backside of his fingers pressed to his forehead then I am with you. We think alike. His chin is resting upon his hand now, which is no longer clenched, but that is only the beginning of his cognitive problems. The dude invokes […]

The Mandela Effect: Something Is Missing from Fruit of the Loom - THE official story is that there never was a Cornucopia embedded within the Fruit of the Loom logo and not even Google is buying it. There are probably millions of people who will back me up on this one. We wouldn’t have the faintest clue what a Cornucopia is if it weren’t for Fruit of […]

They’ll Always Be the Berenstein Bears To Me - WORD doc is being especially difficult this morning and refusing to recognize Berenstein as a proper word. I will have you know it is not misspelled and refuse to apologize for it. They’re in on the whole operation, obviously. Microsoft. You’d think that somewhere in the world there would be a Berenstein family with an […]

Freemasons for Africa: The Battle of Blood River - Noel here. I didn’t write the following article. This was the second time that TUC community member Edgar Trollip sent in an article. I regularly encourage guest writers, and surprisingly, very few take up the task. When it does happen though and quality work is delivered to my doorstep, I’m grateful that topics which I […]