SEPTEMBER | Rick Hummer IF THE MEDIA has its way, and believe me, they’ll try, then the end of the world will be met with sensationalism. Tuesday was a practice run. As the sun dawned over America’s eastern shoreline on the eleventh of September, 2001, New York...
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SPACE CAMP | Shelley Lewis’ Journey to the Dark Side of the Moon
1 FROM THAT DAY FORWARD, SHELLEY LEWIS knew exactly what she was going to do with her life. Ronald Reagan was still president when astronaut Alan B. Shepard walked into the room. The thirteen year-old was literally star struck. And she had good reason to be. After...
THE LAST ICONOCLAST | Flat Earthist Charles Johnson vs. the Late Great Planet Earth
1 SAMUEL SHENTON WAS DEAD. It was 1972, and as the crew of the Apollo 17 readied to photograph the Blue Marble on NASA’s final moon mission, Lillian was faced with the prospect of what to do with her late husband’s work. Stacks of books and papers and boxes,...
DARKEST HOUR | Samuel Shenton, Flat Earth, and the Genesis Cloak of Deception
1 AWAITING COLONEL JOHN GLENN’S RETURN TO EARTH was a handwritten message which simply read: OK, wise guy. Its author was none other than Samuel Shenton, world renowned and globally reviled flat earthist. In light of the three orbits which Glenn is claimed to have...
The DEADHEAD & the Great Mystery of God | Travels with Zen Garcia
1 HE WAS A MARTIAL ARTIST AND A POET, and then finally one day in the spring of 1992 it occurred to twenty-one year old Zen Garcia that he was trapped behind four walls too many, and the view through his window was lacking. After abandoning church as a teenager he...
The Challenger Explosion was a Psychodrama
1 SEVERAL CONSIDERATIONS ARE PROBABLY in order as to why I distinctly recall the space shuttle Challenger disaster in real time—specifically the manner in which its memory has always been recollected. It’s literally burned into my mind. On the 28th of January, 1986 I...
JESUS TAPE | The Night Robbie Davidson Discovered God
1 “I DIDN’T CHOOSE THIS LIFE,” ROBBIE DAVIDSON INSISTED over the phone. “God intervened. He chose it. It was as if God was telling me, I have a plan. I have a purpose. You’re coming.” Davidson is undoubtedly referring to his former life in the Edmonton bar and...
MR. NELSON’S CLASSROOM | Cleveland’s Hidden World of Geocentricism (with Chris & Liz Bailey)
1 WHEN ASKED, LIZ BAILEY CAN STILL RECITE the date with regimented smoothness, as though she were simply taking a butter knife slathered with raspberry jam to bread. I inquired. June 21, 1996—that’s the occasion in which fifteen year-old Liz Rolen asked the new kid in...
THE UNEXPECTED COSMOLOGY | Trailer, Premiere, and Sale!
IN THE SUMMER OF 2019, FLAT EARTHIST Patricia Steere shocked the very movement which she had helped to nurture, facilitate, and ultimately create, by pulling the plug on her YouTube channel, "Flat Earth & Other Hot Potatoes." Actually, she pulled the plug on...
Spiritual Egypt, the Origins of Globe Earth, & the Flat Earth International Conference 2019
IF THE EARTH IS TRULY 6,000 YEARS OLD, then consider the fact that main stream "Science" has pushed the globe Earth narrative for nearly half that long, even before Yeshua walked the Earth, and probably much longer. This is of course assuming the timetable presented...
Official Speaker Announcement | 2019 Flat Earth International Conference
IT'S OFFICIAL! I don't have to keep it a secret anymore! After long discussions with Robbie Davidson, I'm thrilled to be included in the third annual Flat Earth International Conference in Dallas, Texas. And I'll be bringing the whole family too. As always, my...
“Worthless Mysteries” | Celebrate Truth with Pastor Nate Wolfe and Robbie Davidson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahTtDTW4vU8&t=171s THIS PARTICULAR INTERVIEW WAS CONDUCTED in a 17th century barn in Normandy, France. It was the dark before the dawn. During the commercial break, I went on a bug killing spree. Meanwhile, Robbie Davidson was stuck...
Everything That Was Beautiful Became Ugly | Escaping Flat Earth with Patricia Steere
For out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks. Matthew 12:34 17 THE BEGINNING IS THE END I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE. I’ve always wanted to be interviewed by Patricia Steere. Ever since coming over to the flat earth community in its toddler months,...
Chicago Is Not a Miriage: Testing the Globe with Rob Skiba
“Their weapons were ready, the mockers were trained, the prowlers were waiting.” Tom Gordon, Space Prison. 1 ONCE THE DEVIL “ROB SKIBA IS THE DEVIL,” my friend said. Bunyan. For the remainder of this article, that’s what we’ll call him—Bunyan (though I...
“Fired for Truth…” A Conversation with Pastor Nate Wolfe
PASTOR NATE WOLFE AND I HAD SUCH A GREAT CONVERSATION a couple of weeks ago that we decided to call each other back up and make a recording of it. Among our talking points was marriage and why engaging the "Truther Movement" as a husband and wife team, specifically...
The Last Magician | Sir Isaac Newton and the Quest for Immortality
THE SCENE was Sotheby's Auction House in London. It was just after luncheon on July 13, 1936. The clock struck one. Bidding began. If appetites were not yet assuaged by the food and drink presently settling in their bellies, it is simply because the item before them...
Do We Look Upon History as History Looks Upon Us?
THOUGH IT is true that there is much we do not know of the past, the same can be said of the ancients—there is much they did not know of themselves. While the Macedonian king advanced towards ancient Babylon, he couldn’t have possibly comprehended that time as we know...
Death, the Afterlife, the Shape of the Earth and Job | #9 The Darkened Council of Job’s Three Friends
IN A WAY, JOB AND HIS THREE FRIENDS were severely handicapped intellectuals. When Eliphaz, Bildad, and Zophar heard of the evil that had befallen him, they made an appointment together to mourn at his side. We quickly read: “When they lifted up their eyes, afar off,...
Death, the Afterlife, the Shape of the Earth and Job | #8 “Can You Measure the Breadth of the Earth…?”
TO SAY “KANSAS IS AS FLAT AS A PANCAKE” would be to speak an inaccuracy, for Kansas, you see, is flatter than a pancake. Actually, according to the meticulous research and findings of Dr. Dobson and Campbell, it’s only the ninth flattest state in the continental...
Death, the Afterlife, the Shape of the Earth and Job | #1 Poor Job (An Introduction)
“Oh that my words were written! Oh that they were inscribed in a book!” (Job 19:23) FOR THE MEDIEVAL COMMENTATOR, HE WAS A LEPER, while some modern scholars’ finger scurvy as the culprit. And it has been suggested that no less than fourteen diseases are attributed to...
“De Sun Do Move and De Earth Am Flat” — Reverend John J. Jasper (a Sermon)
IT IS CERTAINLY remarkable to consider that preaching was expressly prohibited among blacks during the first 25 years of Reverend Jasper's ministry, and yet the Southern gentleman preached. For more than fifty years of his life, John J. Jasper was a slave. Regardless,...
The Divine Council: Paralyzed Under the Gaze of the Creeping Planets (Hosts of Heaven, Job 38)
ASKING SUCH INCONSEQUENTIAL QUESTIONS as “How many angels dance on the head of a pin” has long been accredited to the sort of arguments of absurdity, or reductio ad absurdum in Latin, which aided and abetted in the crippling of medieval scholasticism while the Turks...
The Cult of Dean Odle & the Terrible Battle for Flat Earth
“He that dwelleth in the secret place of the most High shall abide under the shadow of the Almighty. I will say of the LORD, He is my refuge and my fortress: my God; in Him will I trust (Psalm 91:1-2).” 1 BEFORE INTRODUCING myself to Pastor Dean Odle on the...
Civilizing the Savages—a Strange “Science” Initiation (a Flat Earth Poem)
I READ OF A VERY SAD CASE, In a dark aboriginal race, Invaded by white men, Who went there to fight them, And "civilize" all in that place. The white men, of course proving masters. Some benefits brought, and disasters ! But one of the worst, I've heard it rehearsed,...
Rub-A-Dub-Dub, Three Sinners in a Tub | The Meat, the Milk & Saint Peter’s Brother (Flat Earth & the House It Darkened)
MRS. HADLEY AND THE KIDS WERE ALREADY IN BED for the night, so we stripped down of everything but our bathing suites and yielded to the potency of a bubbling cauldron. I was almost immediately pressed to a conversation among strangers that I’d hoped to retreat from...
“The Earth was Formless and Void…” Ensnared in the Canopy of the Gnostic Spacemen | “Gap Theory” Mystics
WELL BEYOND PLUTO’S ORBIT, WHERE THE HELIOPAUSE kisses the boundaries of interstellar space, solar winds howled goodbye to Voyager 1, which suddenly had the distinction of becoming the first craft to leave the suns dominion behind. Meanwhile, here on Earth, the embers...
Beaten & Bruised Between the Applauding Hands of the Higher Critic | “Gap Theory”— a Fatal Compromise
GIVEN ENOUGH TIME, ALMOST ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE. It was 1785, and the Enlightenment was not yet through, because Englishman James Hutton had one more treatise to contribute to its garbage heap of humanism. With Theory of the Earth, the age of creation became an issue...
“She Went Chipping Rocks with a Small Geological Hammer” | Highly Educated—M. A. Buxton (a Flat Earth Poem)
MISS PALLAS EUDORA VON BLURKY Who didn’t know chicken from turkey, High Spanish and Greek She could fluently speak. But her knowledge of poultry was murky. She could name the great-uncle of Moses, The dates of the Wars of the Roses, The reason of things....
Satanic Panic: The Day E.T. Visited the UN
THE BABYLON WORKING BY DAY, Jack Parsons launched the Cold War. By night, the founder of NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory emerged from a coffin to perform the Enochian magic first began by Englishman John Dee. His own esoteric works were often mixed with his...
Eat. Sleep. Psychodrama. | Walt Disney World Is Real Magic
THE MEDIA-MAKER is a persistent violator of the need to include a globe portrait within their passing narrative—Why? They are incestuously bluffing their way through a make-believe vantage point; the video camera held so far back as to capture the whole of...