I’M not through yet. There’s more to the time travel narrative in Scripture than I gave in the original iteration. I intended to get to the other details on the last go-around but ran out of time, no pun intended. So glad it didn’t collect dust in my to-do stack for...
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Introducing The Torah Portions Study Guide: Genesis and Exodus
The Torah Portions Study Guide is a line-for-line comparison of the KJV, Paleo-Hebrew, Jonathan Targum, and the Septuagint. That would be the Hebrew Masoretic, Paleo-Hebrew, Aramaic, and the Greek LXX, in case you’re wondering. Nobody that I know of thought to make...
Tales From a Shaman: The Floating Rifle
Authentic shamanism is very rare. Unless there is tangible spiritual activity, practitioners are just going through the motions in hopes of experiencing anything spiritual or genuine in nature as seen when the spiritual realm...
Latest Releases from The Unexpected Cosmology
THIS months roster is chalked full of releases. We've really been picking up the pace of production here at TUC, as there are numerous new books to choose from. For those of you who are TUC Supporters, you will be receiving your February coupon codes on the...
Will The Unexpected Cosmology Survive?
Feed Gofundme the baby ElephantWill ‘The Unexpected Cosmology’ Survive? By Noel Joshua Hadley 1/30/24WELL, it’s happening. I've started a Gofundme account. All indications have the Hadley’s moving to a single-family income. We were anticipating the change within the...
The Alec Baldwin Rust Shooting: Brought To Us By Our Jesuit and Freemason Sponsors
EVERY so often I get asked the question by the Conspiracy Lightweights why somebody like Chris Rock would fake getting slapped by Will Smith, and on stage at an actor’s awards show of all places, especially if Smith’s career were hurt as a result of his actions....
Unexpected Memes: Texas Barbed Wire Border Crisis & Civil War
Unexpected Memes: Texas Border Crisis and Civil War
The Rod of YAHAUAHA and Second Passover
Second Passover is a hot topic of conversation on the Internet and just about everyone and their mom wants to know when it will occur. People ask me all the time in a depressing manner if I think it’s already happened, as if that’s a bad thing. I’m sorry to be the...
Back To the Bible: Time Travel In Scripture
TIME travel isn’t a foreign concept in these part, as I will direct you to my Wizard of Trump paper. Oddly enough, it didn’t start out that way. The first draft was bare bones commentary on the Mandela Effect as it pertained to the terrorist van in Back To the Future,...
Muhammad and the Millennial Kingdom: Satans Origin Story
REMEMBER the time when I quoted from the Quran, and it straight up said that Allah has no sons? That passage can be found in Miryam 88-95. And then there is the other passage which I quoted from, the one which claims no servant of Allah would ever take an angel or a...
Chess and the Millennial Kingdom: Cosmic Mountains, Lunar Sabbaths
JUST last week I premiered my 'Chess and the Millennial Kingdom' paper, and already, I've returned to bring you an update. On this go-around, my intent is to discuss the chess board’s connection with cosmic mountains but also the lunar cycle, and what does the lunar...
Blood Tar
Blood Tar by Pauly Hart Saturday, Janteenth, 2024 “Happy Janteenth!” Madison said to the bus-driver, who was black. She said it to all her black friends. Though in reality none of her friends were black, She knew black people, though, and she...
Chess and the Millennial Kingdom
CHESS is nothing short of an esoteric Masterpiece. Freemasonry claims it as their own, though I’m here to tell you the game is totally legit, and already, I’ve managed to lose a certain percentage of my audience. Supposing you’ve survived the first couple of...
Architects of Camelot: Merlin, Son of the Incubus
ANOTHER tidbit about Merlin is that he was conceived by an incubus, which is only somewhat awkward. People keep telling me Arthur was a Christian king, what text are they reading from? I guess the better question is asking how one defines ‘Christian’. Christianity is...
The Priesthood Precedes Aaron
I am not sure if the title is news to you. If my paper on the Torah preceding Moses did not bring it home that Yah’s Torah is eternal I am sure this one will. Now, there was somewhat of an omission on my part on the Torah preceding Moses-paper. Or maybe I just felt...
Living Biblically Clean: A Torah Beginners Guide
We are called by YAHUAH to live holy, set apart, and clean as far as possible. But what does being Biblically “clean” even mean, and how do we keep ourselves clean according to Scripture? Biblical cleanliness has to do with physical cleanliness, healthiness, being...
The [Loading] Screen
The [Loading] Screen by Pauly Hart With Editing assistance by Kim Gillham, Rebecca Gould, and Jennifer Hart 28th December, 2023It was only a matter of time until I sank into the lake of shit. I was in the upper pad, away from the main staging area, far...
Unexpected Memes: Jew Tunnels NYC
Unexpected Memes: Jew Tunnels, NYC
Saint Augustine and Muhammad: Agents of Rome
IN the real world, you don’t pen one of the biggest sellers of all time without having connections. I’m looking at you, Augustine of Hippo. Also, I admit I’m backtracking a hundred years or so, because agent Augustine bit the dust in 430, whereas Muhammad met his...
Muhammad and the Millennial Kingdom
AH-HA! Is how I wanted to begin this deliberation, but alas, Muhammad’s mile-marker on the Timeline, as well as his activity within the confines of the Millennial Kingdom of Yahusha HaMashiach, is more of a hmmmmm at the moment. Probably not what you wanted to hear....
The Crusaders Vol 17: The Prophet: Jesuit Alberto Rivera On the Birth of Islam
This information came from Alberto Rivera, former Jesuit priest after his conversion to Protestant Christianity. It is excerpted from "The Prophet," published by Chick Publications, PO Box 662, Chino CA 91708. Since its publication, after several unsuccessful attempts...
The Rod of Moses and Excalibur
A raise of hands, how many of you have heard of the Rod of YAHAUAHA before? Not a lot is my best guess. I intend to give a general overview of its His-Story, if you'll allow me. The Rod is what YAHAUAHA held while going about business creating the world. It was then...
Tales From a Shaman: The Mystical Shaking Tent
THE MYSTICAL SHAKING TENT The Shaking Tent is a very paranormal ceremony filled with unexplainable occurrences very few will ever see. A tall tubular structure is constructed using poles made from willow, averaging a height of around six feet; depending on the...
Angels and Demons and the Seven Days of Apocalypse
NOW that we’ve managed to survive the initial ‘End of the World’ Trilogy (that’s a reference to my three papers, 536, 537, and this one, 541, in case you’ve lost your bearing), I think it’s high time we put this conversation to the test of Apocalyptic literature. What...
541: Year of the Apocalypse
BY this point in our relationship, you’ve been made well aware of the year 536. I’m calling it the year of the Fire Reset, though the Normies are at least admitting it was the worst year in recorded history. I’ll take their confession as a win for Team His-Story. The...
Procopius and The Plague of Justinian in 541
Medieval Sourcebook:Procopius: The Plague, 542 History of the Wars, II.xxii-xxxiii:DURING these times there was a pestilence, by which the whole human race came near to being annihilated. Now in the case of all other scourges sent from heaven some explanation of a...
Elysian Fields: The Cosmological World of Messiah and John the Baptist
IT was all fun and games until Mashiach’s worldview was invoked, am I right? Well, whatever club Yahusha HaMashiach was a card-carrying member of, I’m of the impression that Yochanon the Baptizer either held to the same address or more than likely was a neighbor. You...
Hellmouth: The Leviathan and She’ol Connection
MAKING the Leviathan and sea serpent comparison is a doctoral thesis which still needs to happen. That’s not a scheduled topic on today’s clipboard of fun though. No, the purpose of this discussion is to talk about the Hellmouth creature. I mean, seeing as how the...
Tales From a Shaman: The Flying Eagle Wing
THE FLYING EAGLE WINGThis incident reinforced my belief in the authenticity of ceremony and its correlated paranormal and supernatural phenomena. At a certain juncture I was unsure if the strange manifestations I was witnessing were in fact real. I believed all that I...
The Sign of Jonah and Leviathan
YONAH died. The atheists and the agnostics and the skeptics as well as the pastors and just about everyone likes to leave out that part. Depending upon who you bump into on the street, they will either tell you Yonah hanging out in the digestive system of a fish for...


