The Unexpected Cosmology

Moses Didn’t Always Have Horns: Mandela Effect Residue - AND then one day we all woke up to the latest news. Mosheh has horns. At first it was only Michelangelo’s Moses statue which nabbed our attention but then soon, very soon, it occurred to us how prevalent the horn issue truly was. It was more like an epidemic. Horns were sprouting up everywhere across […]

Sampson and the Hair Cutter: Two Merging Realities - I GIVE you several pieces of artwork for your consideration. Nearly every one of them is hundreds of years old. Some even date back to the late Middle Ages. Look them over carefully and tell me what you see. I am not attempting to trick you. Each and every one of them depict the same […]

Phoning Home with the E.T. Mandela Effect -  THE Mandela Effect this time around is that E.T. points out the window from Elliott’s bedroom and says: “E.T. home phone” when what he should be saying is “E.T. phone home.” His order of words are reversed. Anyone and everyone who was alive in the Eighties knows the line and the latest iteration is just […]

Waking Up in a Jiffy with the Mandela Effect - SUPPOSING you have ever attempted to hold the ‘bread and circuses’ conversation with a sports addict during the fourth quarter of the ball game, then you know what it’s like poking a bear in the butt during its hibernating season. Don’t do that. In all honesty I never know what it will take to wake […]

The Time Traveling Trumps - AND so, with time travel potentially already being a thing of the past, it really shouldn’t surprise anyone to find traces of residue. More like sudden emergences in the pages of history. Like Marty McFly’s tampering with George McFly the science fiction novelist in his teenage bedroom, we too may discover the creepy crawling of […]

That’s Not How the Lyrics Go: The Mandela Effect In Music - IN fact, there have been so many lyrical changes to the most familiar of songs that I shan’t be able to cover them all. But I will do what I can to make a difference. They were after all the songs of our youth. The ones we sang unashamedly while driving to work in the […]

9/11, Donald Trump, and Back to the Future as an Intel Movie - WE inhabit a reality in which Biff Tannen not only ran for the presidency, but he also successfully planted his bum for a four-year stint in the Oval office. You know it and I know it. Everybody knows it. Oh please, don’t even pretend like you haven’t thought about that one already. For that lone […]

How Not To Love Yahuah: A Torah Beginners Guide - Now that we have looked into why we should love our Creator and how He wants us to love Him, it’s time to have a look at what the Scriptures say about how we shouldn’t try to love Him. This can be a tricky one to get into, especially for those of us who grew […]

Gorillas No Longer Beat Their Chest With Fists, Y’all - Gorillas don’t beat their chest with their fists anymore, y’all. They slap them. The official answer by the Jane Goodall people is that they cup their hands in rapid succession. Knuckles side up, never down. What in the world is all I have to say about that. I have been to the zoo. I have […]

The Mandela Effect: CERN’s Part In All of This - THE latest update to my Mandela Effect paper was a long time coming. The very otion that the cause and effects of time travel has already manipulated reality, and that we can furthermore experience some of those anomalies (false memories included) is definitely something I’ve been thinking about since the summer of 2016, when so […]