The Unexpected Cosmology

Muhammad, Servant of Rome: Christianity and Islam as the Two Pillars of Freemasonry -   I love WIKIPEDIA. Pick an article. Practically any article. Reading Wikipedia is like watching the official narrative perform mental acrobatics, complete with barking seals and fiery hoops, all in hopes of telling the psycho-dramatic hoax that is history and keeping their readers eyes wide-shut, which I am told they are successful at, most of […]

Origins of the Christian Steeple (Brought to You by Rome and the Mysteries of Isis) - MAYBE I’M JUST talking to myself at this point. I’m simply a researcher. I started this website five years ago in order to present my findings. Back then—in 2015, the talk of the town was Jade Helm and martial law and, as an added bonus, something about how satellites were fake. Today it’s essentially the […]

Origins of the Christian Trinity (Brought to You by Plato, Egypt, and Mystery Babylon) - THERE ARE no street signs among the floating villages of the Tonle Sap. You’ll find them on the road to Angkor Watt—a several hour journey by boat. At twenty years of age, I was barely a man and already disoriented by it all. In Phenom Penh, crocodile tastes like sweet-and-sour chicken and tarantula a fried […]

Jesus Did Not Die on a Cross. He Was Hung From a Tree. (The Reason Why Is Important.) - YAHUSHA DID NOT die on a cross. Let’s get our facts straight. He was hung on a tree. What’s the difference—you ask? The cross originated in the Babylonian Mystery religion and tells the cyclic story of Tammuz. Nimrod’s son. The story of Nimrod and Semiramis and Tammuz is the aboriginal—though perhaps more fundamentally basic—telling of […]

Unicorns Everywhere | The Horn as a Symbol for Sexual & Third-Eye Awakening - MY WIFE has a working theory that Hadley men are incapable of creating women. This is undoubtedly due to her careful observation that several generations of the Hadley family tree have only produced a lineage of sons. We’ve looked. We cannot find a natural born female anywhere in our ranks. Only sons. Apparently, Hadley men […]

The Copernican Revolution Was a Hoax (Also, Marie Antoinette’s Love of Pinecones Discussed) - MARIE ANTOINETTE had a thing for pinecones. I can’t blame her. Some girls like shoes. Others unicorns. I actually know very little about Marie Antoinette. But that’s probably because I’m a guy. And also, because there’s nothing quite like a finely preserved vase from Classical Greek times. At the Louvre in Paris, women are as […]

The Tower of Babel Is a Coiled Double-Helix | Michelangelo’s Trans-humanism at Chateau de Chambord - SOMETIMES WE HEAR someone say something and we almost fall out of our chair. This was sort of like that. Only it wasn’t a chair that I almost fell out of—but a staircase. Two of them, actually. The staircase duo in question can be found at Château de Chambord in the Loire Valley of France. […]

The Worship of the Serpent Is the Esoteric Reality of Dinosaurs - ARE DINOSAUR fossils a hoax? I really wish I could tell you they weren’t. I wish more than anything that I could keep pounding my head over the keyboard, screaming from my fingertips at the dinosaur deniers: IF DINOSAURS DON’T EXIST, THEN WHAT ARE THEY DIGGING UP!? I’ve argued their existence for years. But of […]

The Watchers of Enoch Have Been Released From Prison, and They’re Lying to Us About Everything - THE WATCHERS STOOD BACK and observed their loved ones, the giants whom they had begotten with the daughters of men, kill each other off in a war of the Titans, and then Yahuah bound them under the hills and the valleys of the earth, where they were to remain in total darkness for seventy generations. […]

They Call Her the Black Dahlia | Secret Societies, Mk-Ultra, Stanley Kubrick, & Hollywood Sex Cults - THE WRITER WITHOUT HANDS   GEORGE DEVORE WAS DRIVING through the Mojave Desert, having just completed his latest script, The Big Steal. The successful Hollywood screenwriter was known for such films as Time Cop with Jean-Claude Van Damme and Raw Deal with Arnold Schwarzenegger. But this story was different. This time he promised to expose […]