The Unexpected Cosmology

The Wizard of Trump: Humanities Great Awakening Is Finally Happening - MARINA ABRAMOVIC & THE MAGICIAN.   IT HAPPENED like this. Marina Abramovic was visiting with shamans in Finnish Lapland, presumably in 2016, when one of them explained to her the purpose of the Trump presidency. They had gotten together in ritualistic seclusion, eating very little and choosing a long stretch of solitude, dreaming dreams. And […]

Attack & Dethrone God: The Esoteric Reality of the World We Live In - HOW DO YOU SPELL SIR WINSTON CHURCHILL?   THE STATUE of Sir Winston Churchill is under siege in London by brainwashed zombies wearing Langley approved re-education masks, and just like that, snap, Winston Churchill’s image goes missing from Google. I’m only a couple of sentences in and already you should be asking yourself, Who has […]

The Space Hoax Arrives at Walt Disney World - Ah, 2020. That was the year when the United States Corporate government locked us up in our homes and then told us not to go outside unless it was to wear a three-ply re-education mask and then express white guilt by taking part in a local George Soros sponsored protest, where the rioters are either […]

Origins of Our Weekly Calendar (Brought to You by Mystery Babylon) - I GUESS you could say this is sort-of a follow up to my recent paper, “92 Million Miles Around the Sun: The Dark Origin of Birthday Candles.” What I’m about to flesh out was already part of a social media discussion not so long ago, and as one might suspect, righteous indignation filled the comments […]

50 Years Later, the Truth About Woodstock Is Still Being Hidden - THE BRILLIANCE of PBS is its constant reminder that the arts need our financial support in order to survive. This is no doubt intended to gain our sympathies and draw us into the illusion of free agency when in fact everything is scripted. On May 1, 1969, Fred Rogers put on a splendid performance while […]

92 Million Miles Around the Sun: The Dark Origin of Birthday Candles - ATHEISTS HATE articles like this. I have the habit of sticking my nose in all the wrong places. I just can’t help myself. Take my junk drawer, for example. Too many rubber bands and uncharged batteries and not enough Chinese food menus. Most people feel accomplished cleaning out the Taco Bell hot sauce packets and […]

I Do Not Believe in the 1901 Pan-American Exposition - SEVERAL NIGHTS of good conversation and beer at the 2019 Flat Earth International Conference in Dallas finally led me to begin looking into the mud flood theory. Just so we’re clear, I knew only so much on the subject as to begin my investigation with a keyword search. Tartaria. It basically went down like this. […]

The Druidic Mysteries of Pooh: The Honey Tree as Knowledge of the Divine - YOU DIDN’T think I would do it. Bill Gates, Lady Gaga, Saint Augustine, sure. But Pooh—never. I wouldn’t dare touch Pooh, you said. Silly old bear. This time I’ve gone too far. It took Walt Disney twenty years to doggedly chase down the rights to Mary Poppins. He couldn’t wait to spoon feed Theosophy to […]

The Shroud of Turin & the Last Templar: The Man Inside Is King Arthur - AND THEN one day it occurred to me. Practically every portrait of Jesus in art resembles the image of the human figure in the Shroud of Turin. Some will tell me his likeness is based upon Caesar Borgia, but I fail to see the resemblance. That is another argument altogether, because even art historians’ comment […]

Everything You Need to Know About the Tom Cruise Space Movie - STOP QUOTING from Anton LaVey in order to prove your point. I am fatigued of hearing his stupid quotes, and it has little to do with the fact that he’s a self-declared Satanist. Anton LaVey is nothing less than a spook. At best he’s a detour. It’s actually difficult to quantify the amount of damage […]