PDF: The Passion of Saint Christopher1 There was a persecution of Christians in time of the emperor Decius, and the holy man Christopher was taken and tortured like the others. Christopher was exceedingly wise and had observed that the Lord assisted those of the...
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Unexpected Memes: September 11
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Targum Torah Portions | Section 51 Nitstsabim (Deuteronomy 29:9-30:20)
Targum Jonathan on Deuteronomy Section 51 Chapters 29:9-30:20 MOSHEH the prophet said: I have called you not in secret, but while standing this day all of you before Yahuah your Elohim; the princes of your sanhedrin, the chiefs of your tribes, your elders and...
Cities of the Millennial Kingdom: The Lion and the Unicorn
HOW many updates have I made to my 'Cities of the Millennial Kingdom' paper over the last several days? Well, here is one more update before the week is through. I told you to make a mental note of the unicorn. Bookmark it, even. Were you not given fair warning in...
Cities of the Millennial Kingdom: Iarbanel and Tea Tephi
HER name was Tea Tephi. In case you were wondering. The Yahudan princess. On first glance, the name doesn’t sound very Hebrew, does it? ‘Teia’ is of Egyptian origin and means princess, which is interesting since her father Tsidqiyahu was the last king of Yahudah and...
Cities of the Millennial Kingdom: The Divorce and Remarriage of Israel
THE textbook year in which Yirmeyahu the prophet was born is 650 BC. Not that the year itself matters, mind you. The understanding is that he was the whereabouts of 2 years old when Yahu’ash was born in 648. 10 when he was made king. My entire point is that they were...
Cities of the Millennial Kingdom: People of the Covenant and the Stone of Scone
AFTER initially publishing my 'Cities of the Millenial Kingdom' paper, I was told by one reader that I had completely missed the bus and bumbled the ball, among other idioms, on the church of Britain situation. Don’t get him wrong, in the game of cold and hot I was...
The Epistle of Romans According to Torah: Chapter Five
THE ACCUSATION often thrown my way is that I’m reading the Bible all wrong. Christianity has done away with the Torah, and I haven’t yet received the memo, apparently. Ask just about anyone and they’ll tell you Paul is their boy. The entirety of the Bible can now be...
Murder by the Numbers: The Death of Anne Heche
MY gut instinct was to say that Anne Heche really was dead. That opinion then changed to a hoax and, in the intervening days, has only continued to ping-pong. It doesn’t really matter what I believe though, does it? What matters is the truth, and either Anne Heche...
Cities of the Millennial Kingdom: The Church of Britain
THERE is great debate as to who founded the church of merry old England. Mind you, it is not the identities of its founders being contested, but rather, who it was that landed at the cliffs of Dover first. On our last go-around, I purposely left Aristobulus off the...
The Epistle of Romans According to Torah: Chapter Four
THE ACCUSATION often thrown my way is that I’m reading the Bible all wrong. Christianity has done away with the Torah, and I haven’t yet received the memo, apparently. Ask just about anyone and they’ll tell you Paul is their boy. The entirety of the Bible can now be...
Joe and Jill Biden’s COVID Was a Ceremony by the Numbers
HOT off the press. And now Jill Biden has the Rona. How many times did she sip from the juice cup, I wonder? Oh, I know, it would have been so much worse if she hadn’t. The News was announced on 8/16/22. 8+16+22 equals 46 and 46 equals virus in one of the four main...
Unexpected Memes: The Donald Trump Mar-a-Lago FBI Raid
The Epistle of Romans According to Torah: Chapter Three
THE ACCUSATION often thrown my way is that I’m reading the Bible all wrong. Christianity has done away with the Torah, you see, and I haven’t yet received the memo, apparently. Ask just about anyone and they’ll tell you Paul is their boy. Well, a couple of weeks ago...
Unexpected Memes: Meme Suppliers
The Atomic Bomb Hoax: The The Shinzo Abe Connection
BELIEVE me, I didn’t see the connection either. It wasn’t that I was even looking for one. I had mentioned to my readers on the very day on which Japan’s former Prime Minister was assassinated that there was probably something to it. A hoax to be had perhaps. But then...
Mary Magdalene: Wife of Messiah: A Clue Given To Us by Papias
THERE have been several updates since first publishing my 'Mary Magdaline: Wife of Messiah' paper a little over a month ago. But that is only because I keep digging through the books, and there are clues to be found in them. Consder the writings of Papias. Practically...
Unexpected Memes: Randomly Funny Memes
The Sandy Hook Hoax: The Alex Jones Lawsuit Trial Was a Movie Set
BY now you’ve probably heard the News. Alex Jones was ordered to cough up an additional $45 million on Friday. The lawyer representing him was somebody named Robert Barnes. I looked him up. He appears to be a Hollywood attorney who has taken on Wesley Snipes as a...
The Sandy Hook Hoax: My Thoughts on the Alex Jones Lawsuit
THE DEFAMATION lawsuit against Alex Jones was in the ballpark of something like $150-million or some other completely insane and unachievable range. Ridiculous. Does anybody really think InfoWars is worth anything? He ended up only having to pay the whereabouts of $4...
The Death of Ayman al-Zawahiri by a US Drone Strike was a Hoax
AND now it seems that even Ayman al-Zawahiri is playing his part in the Osama bin Laden post-humous video hoax. You will recall how President Barrack Obama took the credit for Osama's assassination ten years after his actual death and now President Joe Biden is doing...
The Epistle of Romans According to Torah: Chapter Two
THE ACCUSATION often thrown my way is that I’m reading the Bible all wrong. You see, Christianity has done away with the Torah, and I haven’t yet received the memo, apparently. Ask just about anyone and they’ll tell you Paul is their boy. Well, last week I premiered...
Pontius Pilate On Trial: The Innocence of Pilate in ‘The Gospel of Peter’
PONTIUS Pilate washed his hands of the entire affair. Which is the same thing as saying he didn’t do it. Yahusha HaMashiach was offed by someone, there is no question about that. But it wasn’t him. Pontius Pilate is a patsy. You have probably arrived to disagree,...
The Epistle of Romans According to Torah: Chapter One
PA’AL’S desire to visit the church of Rome was an urgent one. Rome may have been the most strategic hub for the overall reach of the gospel of Yahusha HaMashiach to the surrounding nations in the first century world. It was a church which consisted of goyim but also...
The Passion of Perpetua and Felicity
PDF: The Passion of Perpetua and FelicityPreface. If ancient illustrations of faith which both testify to the grace of Elohiym and tend to man’s edification are collected in writing, so that by the perusal of them, as if by the reproduction of the facts, as well...
The Hoover Dam Explosion Was Another Ceremony by the Numbers
THE PLAN was to take the night off and stare at the fireflies for a couple of hours but there’s that Hoover Dam explosion in the News, and you know how these things go. I’ll rest when I’m dead. Anywho, you may have heard how Hoover Dam was built with the Occultists in...
The Apostle Paul on Trial: Paul Was Still Torah Observant in Acts 15
THE PROBLEM with the circumcision group's demands wasn’t circumcision. Why would the Elohiym of Yashar’el command something that was naughty? No, their problem is that they were going around telling pagans to shave a little extra skin off for their salvation....
The Death of Ivana Trump Was a Ceremony by the Numbers
IVANA Trump was pronounced dead precisely 144 days after her last birthday. On 07. 14. 2022, specifically. You’re probably wondering why I keep harping on birthdays. It probably has something to do with birthdays being the worship of the self and, according to Anton...
The Seven Sleepers of Ephesus
PDF: The Seven Sleepers of EphesusThe goodness of Deus which lasts forever is always certain and pure. Nor is His goodness difficult for us to find for when it is hot or freezing or clouds go flying by or winds blow or lightning strikes, do not all of us marvel at...
Hebrew 101: Learn the Hebrew Alphabet in 7 Easy Lessons
LEARNING Hebrew is easy. The hardest part is showing up. Here at The Unexpected Cosmology, we are pleased to offer the Biblical community a seven part crash course detailing the Hebrew alphabet. Give it a try. You might be surprised by what you will learn. I hope you...