A funny thing happened on the way to the seashore. Shim’on Kepha pulled in the net and began calculating the great many fish that he’d caught. 153 was the final tally. That’s a very specific number. I mean, Yochanon likely seized various numbers of fish on any given...
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TUC Magazine Issue 005 October 2023 Release!
001 June 2023003 August 2023003 August 2023004 September 2023005 October 2023Subscribe to TUC MagazineMight I suggest a monthly membership? TUC Magazine delivered to your mailbox or doorstep. I’m dedicated to a minimal of 12 issues and this is just another way that...
The Patty Hearst Kidnapping Hoax: Patricia’s Acting Credentials
Oh, well now, will you look at that? We have another Patty Hearst sighting, and she is standing next to someone, a woman. I haphazardly stumbled upon the duo while on another recoinassance mission in the Intel-net and curiousity got the better of me. What is going on...
The JFK Assassination Hoax: The Magic Bullet Was Planted Evidence
Among JFK’s secret service detail on the 22nd of November was somebody by the name of Paul Landis. He is 88 years old at present and still kicking whereas the bucket is nowhere in sight, but also, as of September 10, 2023, he has a story to tell, a new story. How is...
JFK: The Longest Living President In History
CLICKBAIT is probably what you're thinking. Well, maybe it is or maybe it isn't. You'll have to find that much out for yourself. Some have suggested that JFK became Jimmy Carter and I couldn't really say either way. If it is true then it would also seem certain that...
From JFK To Jonestown: A History of Hoaxes and the MK-Ultra Program
YOU’VE probably been wondering where I’ve been for the last couple of weeks. I’m trying to recall all the street corners and the businesses, but really, aside from my trips to the grocery store and my go-to burrito hangout, I’ve been here slaving for you the reader....
The Acts of Barnabas
THE ACTS OF BAR-NAVIY Since from the descent of the presence of our Savior Yahusha HaMashiach, the unwearied and benevolent and mighty Shepherd and Teacher and Physician, I beheld and saw the ineffable and holy and unspotted mystery of the Christians, who hold the...
Richard Simmons Never Wore a Headband: The Latest Mandela Effect
BOB Ross has yet to become a mugging victim of the Mandela Effect so far as my knowledge goes. Why the hold up? With all those happy accidents, you’d think he would be the perfect candidate for a mistake in the Matrix or two. Well, today is the big day when I pop the...
Is ‘We Three Kings’ Another Mandela Effect?
PK is an acronym for Pastor’s Kid and that is what I was. When the church doors opened, I was there, planting my bum in the theater chair. Resumes such as that one pretty much qualifies me to make the following claim. Some of you are already rolling your eyes,...
Sinbad Is Gaslighting Us With the ‘Shazaam’ Movie Mandela Effect
SINBAD retains no memories whatsoever of the genie movie which many among the Mandela Effected adamantly claim to have watched in the Nineties; a bargain bin feature never quite attaining the rank of cult classic but which he also just so happened to star in, and I...
Waking Up To the End of the Millennial Kingdom: Closing the Mind’s Eye
Several months ago, I put forward the theory that the Thousand-Year Reign of Mashiach was dependent in part within the Mind’s Eye. There was a physical reality co-existing with the spiritual awakening of souls until the spiritual was removed from the equation due to...
Second Eve and Mary Magdalene: Further Implications for the Wife of Messiah
Second Eve and Mary Magdalene APOLOGIES. In my last Miryam of Migdal update, I expounded upon her association with Lilith intending to take you to the ultimate conclusion. Eve. There are two of them in the Bible so far as my estimation goes. Eve One and Eve Two is...
Mary Magdalene Was Lilith In ‘The Chosen’
She Was Lilith In 'The Chosen' JUST the other night I was asked the question after finishing up a LIVE presentation: ‘Is Lilith Satan?’ You should know that I talk about a great many subjects. Miryam of Migdal doesn’t come anywhere near to the top of that list. The...
The Acts of Peter and Paul
ACTS OF THE HOLY APOSTLES KEPHA AND PA'AL It came to pass, after Pa’al went out of the island Gaudomeleta, that he came to Italy; and it was heard of by the Yahudiym who were in Rome, the elder of the cities, that Pa’al demanded to come to Cæsar. Having fallen,...
TUC Magazine Issue 004 September 2023 Release!
001 June 2023003 August 2023003 August 2023004 September 2023Subscribe to TUC MagazineWHAT 9/11 anniversary are we onto now? I've lost count. 22, is it? I don't know about you but it feels like yesterday. To commemorate 9/11 and remember Building 7 as well as the...
The 144,000 and Claudia Octavia: Wife of Nero
YOU might be asking yourself: What in the world is going on and which denomination have I haphazardly landed upon? As the groundskeeper in these parts, I couldn’t even begin to answer the second part of the question, but in regard to the curtain pulling exercise,...
The Acts of the Holy Apostle and Evangelist John the Theologian
THE ACTS OF THE HOLY APOSTLE AND EVANGELIST YOCHANON THE THEOLOGIAN When Agrippa, whom, on account of his plotting against Shalom, they stoned and put to death, was king of the Yahudim, Vespasian Cæsar, coming with a great army, invested Yerushalayim; and some...
You Only Live Twice: Sinead O’Connor’s Mandela Effect
[8/1/2023: THE News is reporting that Sinead O’Connor died but many of us were already well aware of that fact. Tell us something we don’t know. She died some odd years ago, how long? 2019 rings a bell but then it may have been the first year or two of the Covid...
9/11: The Wake-Up Call to Truth Revisited: The Planes Were Missiles
6/11. 7/11. 8/11. Is it that time of the year again already? I can't let another 9/11 pass us by without something new to offer. And so, my classic interviews involving Bob Knodel, David Weiss, Robbie Davidson, and Rick Hummer has been dusted off to include a new...
Nero Redivivus: The Legend of Antichrist
Apparently, Nero lounged around on a couch for a few hundred years, dreaming up the grand designs of his new and improved pleasure palace once he finally got around to conquering the world with his conveniently well-financed army. No, I am not an art critic, but if I...
Everything That Was Beautiful Became Ugly Revisited
A whopping four years have passed since the publication of my monumental article in July of 2019, though really, it's more of a novella. Where has the time gone? I can still recall the hot summer day lounging alongside Dordogne River in France when I received the...
The Acts of John
THE ACTS OF YOCHANON 18 Now Yochanon was on his way to Ephesus, moved thereto by a vision. Damonicus therefore, and Aristodemus his kinsman, and a certain very rich man Cleobius, and the wife of Marcellus, hardly prevailed to keep him for one day in Miletus, reposing...
The Millennial Kingdom of Messiah Arrived with the Phoenix in 500 AD
THE number one question on everybody’s mind is how long the fig tree generation of Mattithyahu 24 would have to wait before the kingdom of Mashiach was ushered in. Or in the very least, it is the inquiry which has landed in my lap more than any other over the course...
The Pendulum Experiment | Fifty Reasons: Copernicus or the Bible, F.E. Pasche
Earth Stands Fast According to the Bible, the earth stands still in space. Psalm 93:1, “The earth stands fast that it cannot be moved.” I Chronicles 16:30, “The world also shall be stable, that it be not moved.” Psalm 104:5, “He hath founded the earth upon its base,...
The Acts of Peter
THE ACTS OF KEPHA 1 A multitude gathered together, and they brought unto Kepha many sick, that he might heal them. And one of the multitudes adventured to say unto Kepha: Lo, Kepha, in our presence thou hast made many blind to see and the deaf to hear and the lame...
The Once and Future Parousia: El Shaddai Over Egypt
Found it. A couple of years ago I wrote to you insisting that Yahuah appeared in the clouds over Mitsriym, my point being that ‘parousia’ is an occasional occurrence throughout His-Story and not a onetime affair, as ‘second coming’ advocates would declare. Turns out,...
The Antichrist, the Strong Delusion, and Paul
MANY of the Pa’al fanboys out there noticed that I made no mention of 2 Thessalonians earlier, particularly when detailing Pa’al’s various passages which anticipate the glorious appearing. If this is at all like those other thousand instances in my writing career,...
The 144,000 and Peter’s Involvement With Them: Revelation In 70AD
BET you didn’t expect Kepha to enter a theological argument involving the ladies. Hope you haven't forgotten that part, that the 144,000 were ladies rather than dudes. Turns out, the 144,000 narrative is full of all sorts of surprises. I figure a great deal many of...
The Glorious Appearing and Paul: The Second Coming In 70AD
I knew it. You’ve been listening to my claims that Yahusha HaMashiach returned by 70AD and thinking about Pa’al this entire time, haven’t you? The “But Pa’al” people have arrived to throw a leg cramp into the swimming lane. I’m robbing you of your hope and Pa’al...
The Incredible Vision of Saint Drythelm
THE INCREDIBLE VISION OF ST. DRYTHELM This text is from the eighth-century Anglo-Saxon monk and scholar Bede from his Ecclesiastical History of the English People. The Vision of Drythelm is far more developed as a journey and gives a fuller account of...