IN JERUSALEM there’s a community of Jews who live like the Amish. No twentieth or twenty-first century conveniences are afforded to them. No electricity. Word on the street was that they made the best prayer shawls. And it only makes sense. I mean, if you’re in the...
Noel Joshua Hadley
Origins of the Christian Steeple (Brought to You by Rome and the Mysteries of Isis)
MAYBE I’M JUST talking to myself at this point. I’m simply a researcher. I started this website five years ago in order to present my findings. Back then—in 2015, the talk of the town was Jade Helm and martial law and, as an added bonus, something about how satellites...
Origins of the Christian Trinity (Brought to You by Plato, Egypt, and Mystery Babylon)
THERE ARE no street signs among the floating villages of the Tonle Sap. You’ll find them on the road to Angkor Watt—a several hour journey by boat. At twenty years of age, I was barely a man and already disoriented by it all. In Phenom Penh, crocodile tastes like...
John Lennon Lives | The Day MK-Ultra Created a Beatles Impersonator
“I am who I was once I am as you see You make it make sense now” —Mark Staycer JOHN LENNON is still alive. He probably just doesn’t realize it yet. This is perhaps due to a dissociative identity disorder. Though the Beatle likely struggled his entire life with mental...
TITANIC Lies | It Was All a Hoax and Its Only Survivors Were Crisis Actors
IT WENT DOWN on the streets of Baltimore. The official story is that Peter Pryal was ill. Diagnosis, an internal disorder. What else would explain how the once quartermaster on the steamship Majestic of the White Star Line met its former captain, E. J. Smith? Pryal...
Jesus Did Not Die on a Cross. He Was Hung From a Tree. (The Reason Why Is Important.)
YAHUSHA DID NOT die on a cross. Let’s get our facts straight. He was hung on a tree. What’s the difference—you ask? The cross originated in the Babylonian Mystery religion and tells the cyclic story of Tammuz. Nimrod’s son. The story of Nimrod and Semiramis and Tammuz...
Unicorns Everywhere | The Horn as a Symbol for Sexual & Third-Eye Awakening
MY WIFE has a working theory that Hadley men are incapable of creating women. This is undoubtedly due to her careful observation that several generations of the Hadley family tree have only produced a lineage of sons. We’ve looked. We cannot find a natural born female...
TITANIC Is Gonna Need a Bigger Boat (For This Sinking Myth to Swim)
RIGHT AWAY the Titanic narrative presents some familiar oddities. We are informed that the RMS Titanic sank on the 15th of April. I am quickly reminded that Lincoln died on the very date. April 15. Both were hoaxes. The Boston Bombing happened on April 15. Another...
TITANIC: A True Hollywood Story (Hint, It’s All a Movie)
THE SINKING of the Titanic was a staged hoax. These days, we really need to just get to the point and be done with it. So, there you have it. Never happened. Faked. And I know what you’re probably already thinking. As I write these words, there is a reported shipwreck...
The Copernican Revolution Was a Hoax (Also, Marie Antoinette’s Love of Pinecones Discussed)
MARIE ANTOINETTE had a thing for pinecones. I can’t blame her. Some girls like shoes. Others unicorns. I actually know very little about Marie Antoinette. But that’s probably because I’m a guy. And also, because there’s nothing quite like a finely preserved vase from...
I Do Not Believe in the 1893 Chicago World’s Fair
YOU WERE TOLD that the city of Chicago once held the World’s Colombian Exposition to publicly celebrate Columbus discovering America. The year was 1893, and the Great Economic Panic was already underway. Some 27-million people, a number equal to half of the entire...
The Gospel of Yahusha Disagrees with the Gospel of Sha’ul (Sola Gratia)
CHRISTIANITY IS NOT the same religion as Scripture. Far from it. The early church fathers have already established that fact. Though, to be fair, if we’re dealing with the 66-book Canon, then thirteen of the epistles attributed to Sha’ul of Tarsus are most certainly...
The Tower of Babel Is a Coiled Double-Helix | Michelangelo’s Trans-humanism at Chateau de Chambord
SOMETIMES WE HEAR someone say something and we almost fall out of our chair. This was sort of like that. Only it wasn’t a chair that I almost fell out of—but a staircase. Two of them, actually. The staircase duo in question can be found at Château de Chambord in the...
The Worship of the Serpent Is the Esoteric Reality of Dinosaurs
ARE DINOSAUR fossils a hoax? I really wish I could tell you they weren’t. I wish more than anything that I could keep pounding my head over the keyboard, screaming from my fingertips at the dinosaur deniers: IF DINOSAURS DON’T EXIST, THEN WHAT ARE THEY DIGGING UP!?...
Mud Flood Theory | We Need to Come to Terms With the Human Reset
I HAVE never been to Berlin, but I am told it is a mostly-uninspired city built upon the mounds of rubble left over from allied bombing during the Second World War. Makes sense. The Holocaust with a capitol “H” may be a fictionalized event, and the Nuremburg Trials a...
The Watchers of Enoch Have Been Released From Prison, and They’re Lying to Us About Everything
THE WATCHERS STOOD BACK and observed their loved ones, the giants whom they had begotten with the daughters of men, kill each other off in a war of the Titans, and then Yahuah bound them under the hills and the valleys of the earth, where they were to remain in total...
Space Is Fake and the Earth Is Flat & I Probably Believe It Because the Government Wants Me To
I AM A FLAT EARTHIST. Yes, I believe the earth is flat as a matter of fact. Unashamedly so—Why? Because Yahuah testifies to it. Then again, call it a coincidence, but I have also come to conclude that I’m believing exactly what the government wants me to believe, and...
Luciferase: Quantum Dot Tattoo & the Seething Energies of the Light-Bearer
Luciferase. Learn the name. You can forget all about buying and selling. Because once they inject this thing into your hand, you won’t be able to climb into a car, much less walk down the street, without getting tagged. Mm-hmm, you heard me. It's humorous, but not at...
THE SQUARE and THE COMPASS | Peter Sellers, Albert Pike, and Your Very Last Lesson in Freemasonry
ON THE 21ST OF JULY, 54-YEAR old Peter Sellers checked into the Dorchester hotel in London. At Golders Green Crematorium, he then visited the site of his parent’s ashes for the first time ever. Actually, the purpose of his stay was two-fold, because Sellers had dinner...
Clean Meat Is Nephilim Meat | Bill Gates, Richard Branson, Tyson Foods, & the Globalist Agenda
Mm-hmm, 900 workers at a Tyson Food plant in Indiana test positive for COVID-19. How convenient. With plant closures across America, farmers are no longer able to sell their stock on the market. Millions of animals are being slaughtered and then disposed of while...
They Call Her the Black Dahlia | Secret Societies, Mk-Ultra, Stanley Kubrick, & Hollywood Sex Cults
THE WRITER WITHOUT HANDS GEORGE DEVORE WAS DRIVING through the Mojave Desert, having just completed his latest script, The Big Steal. The successful Hollywood screenwriter was known for such films as Time Cop with Jean-Claude Van Damme and Raw Deal with Arnold...
Paul and the Epimenides Paradox | What Is Truthful About: “Cretans Are Always Liars…?”
SCHOLARS HAVE long sought to find traces of the stoic soul in Sha’ul. This may be partly due to the fact that his own home city of Tarsus was a hotbed for stoicism. That being said, some have claimed to discover one. But that in and of itself is hardly the issue here,...
The Federal Reserve Is Purchasing EVERYTHING and the World Is a Stage
AND THERE IT is— A dead U.S. economy just experienced its best month in gains on the stock market since 1987. Its best month. And we’re talking dead economy. It’s a corpse. Over 30 million Americans have lost their jobs since the beginning of the COVID-19 panic-demic....
Sha’ul or She’ol…? The Apostle Paul Is a Covenant With Death
Sha’ul. She’ol. A person and a place. What’s the difference? Aside from the fact that one leads to the other—none, whatsoever. In ancient Hebrew, they were the exact same word. שְׁאוֹל is She’ol. שָׁאוּל is Sha’ul. The second word presented here, Sha'ul, has a hardly...
Christian Thinking Is Not Hebrew Thinking | The Day Paul Invited “Theology”
What is Christian thinking, exactly? I ought to know. I used to call myself one. Christian thinking can best be explained in one word. Theology. It is the study of the nature of God and religious belief and theory when developed systematically in an attempt at a new...
Jude’s Epistle Is a Warning Against Paul (The Wizardry of Balaam)
WE DO NOT KNOW precisely when Yehudah, the second documented brother of Yahshua Messiah, contributed his own rebuttal against the ministry of Sha’ul. Knowing what we do of Sha’ul’s contempt for the Yerushalayim group, and the Christians of Antioch who arose as...
You Are a Slave, and the United States of America Is a Corporation
Here it goes. A serious question. Ready…? How many slaves in the British and New World colonies truly comprehended the fact that they were actual slaves to the colonies? And there it is. I can hear it now. Some of you are already joining in with the Skynet troll-bot...
“These Are the Generations Of….” Genesis Was Written by Moses (and as Many as 20 Different Authors)
I no longer believe that Moses exclusively authored Genesis. I'll wait. Somebody is undoubtedly writing me a letter at this very moment—or informing social media. All caps. NOEL HAS FALLEN FROM GRACE!!! Still reading? Good— Because Genesis is a biography. There are...
Dolly’s Braces Are Still Missing | 1984: A New Theory to the Mandela Effect
The Mandela Effect. Sigh. I haven't talked about the Mandela Effect in quite a long while, and for good reason. Some of you may know why. It involves magic. Magic— The sort of magic where the clever trick, or the illusion, invokes the real thing. I know a lot of you...
The Miseducation of Ignatius of Antioch | Christianity at War With Holy Scripture
HE WAS SENT to Rome in a detachment of ten soldiers to be executed. Ignatius of Antioch. At a fork in the road somewhere in the midst of Asia Minor, probably Laodicea, his jailers made an impromptu decision. Knowing that the self-proclaimed Image-bearer maintained a...