THE SINKING of the Titanic was a staged hoax. These days, we really need to just get to the point and be done with it. So, there you have it. Never happened. Faked. And I know what you’re probably already thinking. As I write these words, there is a reported shipwreck...
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The Copernican Revolution Was a Hoax (Also, Marie Antoinette’s Love of Pinecones Discussed)
MARIE ANTOINETTE had a thing for pinecones. I can’t blame her. Some girls like shoes. Others unicorns. I actually know very little about Marie Antoinette. But that’s probably because I’m a guy. And also, because there’s nothing quite like a finely preserved vase from...
I Do Not Believe in the 1893 Chicago World’s Fair
YOU WERE TOLD that the city of Chicago once held the World’s Colombian Exposition to publicly celebrate Columbus discovering America. The year was 1893, and the Great Economic Panic was already underway. Some 27-million people, a number equal to half of the entire...
The Tower of Babel Is a Coiled Double-Helix | Michelangelo’s Trans-humanism at Chateau de Chambord
SOMETIMES WE HEAR someone say something and we almost fall out of our chair. This was sort of like that. Only it wasn’t a chair that I almost fell out of—but a staircase. Two of them, actually. The staircase duo in question can be found at Château de Chambord in the...
The Worship of the Serpent Is the Esoteric Reality of Dinosaurs
ARE DINOSAUR fossils a hoax? I really wish I could tell you they weren’t. I wish more than anything that I could keep pounding my head over the keyboard, screaming from my fingertips at the dinosaur deniers: IF DINOSAURS DON’T EXIST, THEN WHAT ARE THEY DIGGING UP!?...
The Mud Flood Happened: Coming to Terms With the Human Reset
THE MUD flood happened. Best to come to terms with that fact now. For the remainder of this read, I am more than happy to play the part of the tour guide and show you the hidden reality buried beneath us. You have been warned though. The implications are glaring. We...
The Watchers of Enoch Have Been Released From Prison, and They’re Lying to Us About Everything
THE WATCHERS STOOD BACK and observed their loved ones, the giants whom they had begotten with the daughters of men, kill each other off in a war of the Titans, and then Yahuah bound them under the hills and the valleys of the earth, where they were to remain in total...
Space Is Fake and the Earth Is Flat & I Probably Believe It Because the Government Wants Me To
I AM A FLAT EARTHIST. Yes, I believe the earth is flat as a matter of fact. Unashamedly so—Why? Because Yahuah testifies to it. Then again, call it a coincidence, but I have also come to conclude that I’m believing exactly what the government wants me to believe, and...
Luciferase: Quantum Dot Tattoo & the Seething Energies of the Light-Bearer
Luciferase. Learn the name. You can forget all about buying and selling. Because once they inject this thing into your hand, you won’t be able to climb into a car, much less walk down the street, without getting tagged. Mm-hmm, you heard me. It's humorous, but not at...
THE SQUARE and THE COMPASS | Peter Sellers, Albert Pike, and Your Very Last Lesson in Freemasonry
ON THE 21ST OF JULY, 54-YEAR old Peter Sellers checked into the Dorchester hotel in London. At Golders Green Crematorium, he then visited the site of his parent’s ashes for the first time ever. Actually, the purpose of his stay was two-fold, because Sellers had dinner...
Clean Meat Is Nephilim Meat | Bill Gates, Richard Branson, Tyson Foods, & the Globalist Agenda
Mm-hmm, 900 workers at a Tyson Food plant in Indiana test positive for COVID-19. How convenient. With plant closures across America, farmers are no longer able to sell their stock on the market. Millions of animals are being slaughtered and then disposed of while...
They Call Her the Black Dahlia | Secret Societies, Mk-Ultra, Stanley Kubrick, & Hollywood Sex Cults
THE WRITER WITHOUT HANDS GEORGE DEVORE WAS DRIVING through the Mojave Desert, having just completed his latest script, The Big Steal. The successful Hollywood screenwriter was known for such films as Time Cop with Jean-Claude Van Damme and Raw Deal with Arnold...
The Federal Reserve Is Purchasing EVERYTHING and the World Is a Stage
AND THERE IT is— A dead U.S. economy just experienced its best month in gains on the stock market since 1987. Its best month. And we’re talking dead economy. It’s a corpse. Over 30 million Americans have lost their jobs since the beginning of the COVID-19 panic-demic....
You Are a Slave, and the United States of America Is a Corporation
Here it goes. A serious question. Ready…? How many slaves in the British and New World colonies truly comprehended the fact that they were actual slaves to the colonies? And there it is. I can hear it now. Some of you are already joining in with the Skynet troll-bot...
“These Are the Generations Of….” Genesis Was Written by Moses (and as Many as 20 Different Authors)
I no longer believe that Moses exclusively authored Genesis. I'll wait. Somebody is undoubtedly writing me a letter at this very moment—or informing social media. All caps. NOEL HAS FALLEN FROM GRACE!!! Still reading? Good— Because Genesis is a biography. There are...
Dolly’s Braces Are Still Missing | 1984: A New Theory to the Mandela Effect
The Mandela Effect. Sigh. I haven't talked about the Mandela Effect in quite a long while, and for good reason. Some of you may know why. It involves magic. Magic— The sort of magic where the clever trick, or the illusion, invokes the real thing. I know a lot of you...
The Miseducation of Ignatius of Antioch | Christianity at War With Holy Scripture
HE WAS SENT to Rome in a detachment of ten soldiers to be executed. Ignatius of Antioch. At a fork in the road somewhere in the midst of Asia Minor, probably Laodicea, his jailers made an impromptu decision. Knowing that the self-proclaimed Image-bearer maintained a...
How Does One Get Married According to the Bible? The Answer May Surprise You
HER JOURNEY TO MEET Isaac, the man she was betrothed to, was roughly five-hundred miles on the back of a camel—a journey likely spanning weeks, even if the roads and terrain were fair. While Rebecca concluded the final leg of her journey, Isaac went out to a field to...
Coronavirus: It’s Phase 2, and Nothing’s Going Back to Normal
Covid-19 is a mild flu —at best. Meanwhile, guy dies of a heart attack, mark it down as COVID. Kidney failure—COVID. Leukemia, must have died of COVID. Baby dies in childbirth. COVID again. Everyone’s apparently dying of little to nothing else but the coronavirus. And...
I May Have Been Wrong About Death | The Truth About ‘Soul Sleep’ in 2 Esdras
THE EGYPTIANS, Babylonians, Canaanites, Phoenicians, Assyrians, and Greeks, essentially all the ancient nations surrounding the children of Israel, had plenty to say on life after death. The Hebrews had very little. Their silence is telling. For the ancient Hebrew,...
Cherokee Cosmology Is Hebrew Cosmology… Essentially
The Cherokee have a name for the Most-High. Yohewah. Are the Native Americans listed among the genetic lost tribes of Israel? They certainly share a common cosmology. Cosmology. As in “the science of the origin and development of the universe.” Modern astronomy is...
The Anchorite Rites Return
The Anchorite Rites Return Alchemical Rituals and Global Transformation Through Social Distancing CURFEWS ARE ENFORCED from 10pm until 5am because those are the hours when COVID-19 is the deadliest—said no medical study ever. It had to be said. On...
‘One World: Together at Home’ Was One Massive Magical & Social Engineering Ceremony
I’ll say it again. And again. We find ourselves caught up as unwilling recipients in the airwaves of one massive magical ritual. Coronavirus. The world is a stage. Did anyone else attempt to watch this? On Sunday, April 19, 2020, Lady Gaga and the World Health...
Coronavirus Cosmology: A Never Ending Pandemic (Staring the Ouroboros)
THE HEBREWS SAW TIME AS LINEAR. Contrary religions surrounding Canaan did not. For the Hebrew, there was a beginning (creation), a middle (Messiah), and an end (apocalypse, and again, Messiah). Some will argue against this point, and to be clear, I understand...
Sex. Contraceptives. Abortion. Magical Ceremony. Agenda 2030.
LET'S TALK ABOUT SEX. —because everybody's favorite computer nerd wants to spice up your bedroom life. As part of his awe-inspiring ID 2020 project, Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates is developing a tiny drug delivery chip that works as a contraceptive agent. Birth...
Mutation Happens | JASHER & the Final Push Towards Transhumanism
THE PLOT THICKENS. And it involves pig-men. I think. A coronavirus strain in India has reportedly mutated (I know), and may in fact render the worldwide race for a vaccine worthless (I know). Without going into too many details, "researchers" are learning that the...
060606 | Cryptocurrency “Cha-Ching-Ching!”
Hopefully we're all aware by this point that Bill Gates ID2020 is being referred to as a "Certification Mark." Need we read that again? Certification Mark. Another coincidence, you say? Sigh. So, here's another Microsoft backed bio-metric implant to add to that...
Torah or Talmud? (Christ & Antichrist Made Flesh)
There’s an ongoing debate regarding whether or not Scripture prophesies an end-times antichrist. Now, if we’re going merely by “canon,” I suppose an argument can be made either way. Yea or nay. I can see both sides. Feel free to post your reasons. I think everyone can...
Finger. Cut. Eat the Pain. Microsoft. Mark.
Given Microsoft's recent commercial featuring spirit cooker Marina Abramovic, I couldn't help but take special notice of this headline on DRUDGE REPORT. If you recall, Abramovic blended menstrual blood, breast milk, urine, and sperm into a paint mixture, and then...
Bill Gates, Marina Abramovic, & Techno Wizardry at Its BEAST
And there it is. For anyone paying attention, the Wizard of Oz just totally exposed himself. Microsoft’s co-founder. Bill Gates. He’s a wizard. He’s a wizard. And in case you missed that. HE’S A WIZARD! Meanwhile, I’m encountering individuals who are justifying why...