THEY LITERALLY JUST SHOW UP AT YOUR DOOR, knock-knock, and hand you bags of lobster. Bag of steaming lobster, fresh from the pot. That's what we've got going on around here in Kennebunkport. Oddly it was a free bag too. We're still curious about that one. Maybe...
TWENTY-FIVE HOURS. THAT'S HOW LONG THE DRIVE LASTED from Hatteras Island in North Carolina to Kennebunkport, Maine, a new record for tolerance behind the wheel. Rain was an unavoidable contributor. Storms sprayed the I-95 through all nine participating states, and...
THE REASON I'M RAISING THE FLAT EARTH BANNER in these last days is one due to conviction of the Spirit. When I was nineteen years old I feverishly prayed that the LORD would administer the scripture in the light of its own truth, as God has intended for all, and not...
LIGHTHOUSES ARE A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT EXPERIENCE now that I'm a Flat Earther. Actually, my perception of the entire world has changed, as drastically as switching from a lifetime on black and white television with bunny-ear reception to a flat screen with high...
IF ERIC & IRA ARE EXCITED, IT'S BECAUSE TODAY WE'RE EXPLORING an actual "bad guy base," complete with pirates, and the potential for ghosts are everywhere. Did I tell you Ira's really into bad guys and ghosts? Well, he is. During our nightly prayer sessions Ira...
WHO DOESN'T LOVE A LIGHTHOUSE? WELL, A LOT OF MODERN artists apparently don't. I'd know since I've spoken with some of them. They argue urinals and fossilized poop is more interesting to look at, but that's a discussion for another time, because the East Coast is full...
WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING AT IS THE CURRENT WORLD RECORD for the greatest distance captured with a zoom lens. 443 kilometers. Or precisely 275 miles. That's the measured space between Pic De Finestrelles in the foreground to Pic Gaspard in the rear. At 275 miles the Alps...
THE TRAGEDY concerning the Book of Enoch isn't simply its snubbing from Bible canon (I know). Enoch was for all practical purposes lost for the entirety of Christendom's two-millennia history. Books don't simply go missing. They get buried. In a theological game of...
IF YOU’VE RECENTLY HEARD SOMEONE CLAIM: “THE SCARECROW NEVER HAD A GUN,” and you agree with that sentiment, then you too are a mugging victim of the Mandela Effect. Because I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the Scarecrow is now apparently locked and loaded in Oz. In fact, whether you’ll admit […]
IT IS NO SECRET THAT ENOCH WAS IMMENSELY POPULAR within the Hebrew faith during the centuries leading up to Jesus’ ministry—a trend which would undoubtedly change hands into Christian circles for the following two or three centuries. Second century Apostolic fathers...
THIS AND so many other questions which Yahuah asked of Job were no doubt rhetorical in nature. So when God demanded that he should answer if he knew, the response was a clear and resounding No. Job could not possibly have perceived the breadth of the earth. It was...
WAKING UP ON THE FIRST MORNING IN OUR FIFTH WHEEL at an impromptu truck stop in North Carolina, having driven hundreds of miles upon the I-95 throughout the bulk of night, was somewhat of a surreal experience. The acidic fumes of diesel, sudden spurts of exhaust...
BEFORE MY GRANDFATHER DIED HE LEFT ME A SIZABLE PORTION of stamps from his own personal collection, each ranging the span of decades that made up the incredible years of his life. After contemplation on the matter, mainly what to do with them, I finally decided to...
HOW IRONIC IS IT THAT A MOVIE ABOUT TIME TRAVEL would become the mugging victim of an alternate reality or paradox prank? I have to scratch my head at some of these reported Mandela Effects coming down the pipeline, but for me the terrorist van in Back to the Future...
THE MANDELA EFFECT HAS BEEN ON MY MIND CONSIDERABLY over the last year, just not on the edge of my fingertips. If I haven't been writing much on the subject, it's only because the prospect of "altered reality" has a way of inciting fear in people. And denial. Anger...
AND I STRESS EVERYTHING. YET YOU WILL NEVER IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE see a tall object like a mountain or a skyscraper on the distant horizon leaning away from you, as the necessary curve of the globe-model demands. This is because we live on a Flat Earth. God is not a...
HEAVEN IS a junk yard where satellites are cartoons. There's something like 13,000 satellites in the Earth's orbit. This according to Google Earth. Popular Science adds, Earth's orbit is crowded with tons of debris "whirling around at dangerously high speeds, as the...
DOES ANYBODY REMEMBER THE SUMMER OF 2013 WHEN A DUCK was photographed by the Mars Rover? Yeah, I thought there had to be some sort of alternative explanation too. And then when these Flat Earthers started telling me how "Mars" really exists here on Earth, in Canada...
GOING ABOUT ONE'S OWN BUSINESS FILLED WITH WORLDLY DISTRACTIONS until the LORD returns to retrieve His bride is one of the most destructive views, perhaps even damnable, resulting from any New Testament takeaway that I've ever heard. And yet the western church...
YOU MAY be further aggravated to further learn that I am not yet done discussing my recent discoveries, despite the fact that I've been droning on and on and on for the last couple of months. Yes, we are still on the subject of the flat earth. Yahuah's magnificent...
YET SADLY IT'S THE ONLY ACTUAL IMAGE OF EARTH which NASA has bothered to "photograph." Every other Earth portrait, finally admitted by that billion-dollar tax payer government agency, is a composite of spreadsheet data re-envisioned by an imaginative artist and then...
IN JOHN’S VISION of the New Jerusalem descending down from Heaven to Earth, he describes the holy city as one gigantic cube, measuring 1500 miles at its base, with an equal distance of 1500 miles to its ceiling, and right away we have a glaring problem. NASA tells us...
NOW THAT I’M STANDING ON THE OTHER SIDE of the fence and gazing in, I find it so ironic, as a convert to the Hebrew cosmology of an enclosed stationary flat earth, to watch modern day Creationists desperately trying to stand with a heliocentric model that defies their...
ON FRIDAY, APRIL 8, 2017 EVERY SINGLE TORNADO SIREN in the Dallas area, all 156 of them, simply went berserk. The entire incident was quickly explained away as a cyber-attack, and so it shouldn’t come as a surprise, whatever the actual cause, that there were no...
IN ALL MY YEARS OF TELLING OTHERS ABOUT JESUS and the good news of His atoning sacrifice for our sins, I've received this response probably as much as or more than any other. The Bible, it's skeptics claim, is simply a tool for manipulation and control. It is a method...
AS THE BIBLICAL FLAT EARTH MOVEMENT GAINS MOMENTUM in the church, retaliation from the "academic wing" of Christianity is becoming increasingly intense. A Flat Earth convert myself, the question I now have for the young earth creationist belief system that I once so...
ALREADY THERE’S LIKELY READERS OUT THERE rolling their eyes while reading the title to this entry and thinking: That’s what we’re all supposed to do as believers every single day! But you and I both know that’s not what I’m talking about. The watchmen are sounding the...
PETER SELLERS DIED OF A SUPPOSED HEART ATTACK at the young age of 54. It was 1980, and at the time of his death he was already renowned for his membership in the sinister religion of Freemasonry. But he was also a Freemason of the worst kind, because he liked to...
"The United Nations can help bring about a new day...a new world order, and a long era of peace." President George H.W. Bush THIS PARTICULAR episode of Barney Miller first aired on January 15, 1981. If you reflect back upon your life in terms of presidential...
MEET JACOB Rothschild. You've likely never heard of him. Or perhaps I should altogether stop presuming what you have or haven't heard of. His family is worth something in the ballpark of 500 trillion dollars. They own nearly every central bank in the word. They’ve...