PLATO NEVER OWNED AN APPLE COMPUTER. Suffice to say, had Steve Jobs been around to dialogue with Socrates in 5th Century Athens, Plato likely would have subscribed to the Simulation Theory. Is it not quite unlike Plato’s “Allegory of the Cave” in his philosophy of...
SATAN IS BY NATURE A FLATTERER AND A KNEE-KNOCKER. There are few who can withstand the cajolery of his sparkling eyes and blushing smile. That one cannot object to evolution while holding almost any position of prominence, particularly in the fields of science and...
THE UNITED STATES AND RUSSIA ARE BOTH ENGAGED WITH THE DAWNING DAYS of the space race. It is still the late 20th century, and the only obstacle which can hinder either opposing party from physically manning space, by no small coincidence, does in fact occur. Monster...
NOT FORGETTING MY OLD SUBSCRIBERS EITHER. Thanks for sticking around. I confess I lost almost every single reader, what was left of the fleet anyhow, once coming out with the Biblical doctrine of Creation. My friends, colleagues, and relations must have thought I had...
“What the space age was seeking all along was not so much an expansion of physical space as an expansion of the mind” Marina Benjamin TO the victor belongs the empty pad and the pen, but you knew that already. You may have even been one of the few lucky...
FLAT EARTH IS THE SIMPLEST OF LITMUS TESTS. The Christian, who is presented with facts yet still manages to reject what the Scripture proclaims as truth---should it not adhere to his intellectual preferences---is a humanist. The doctrine is sound. For almost...
I CAN’T WAIT TO BE THERE, and I don’t even have a ticket. Why, because it’s a sold out event. Nobody expected such a gathering to be this in-demand. And yet the irony here is that my first FLAT EARH book---title still to be announced---is expected to be premiered at...
RENE DESCARTES HAS INFILTRATED FLAT EARTH. Indeed, the gate is flung wide open, and the great commanding general who leads all ranks of humanists has helped himself into the camp of God’s elect with his legions of agitated bed-wetters filing in behind; grunts, plebes,...
IT IS A MATTER OF PUBLIC RECORD THAT MANY GOOD MEN were either cooked alive or bled in order to get the Greek text known as “Textus Receptus,” or the Received Text; we call it the King James Version in its English equivalent, into our hands today. Only Martin Luther’s...
GURGLING water underneath the shower nozzle, I manage a bar of soap to my neck and, with steam crimping from my flesh-—attempt my best William Shatner impersonation. It’s something I’ve been working to perfect all afternoon. “Space-time…time and space…..”...
THERE are no forests on the moon. Not even trees are a thing. You'd think everybody would agree—but no. So far, only the Dutch Government has come to this conclusion. There may be others, but it is the Dutch who had their very own moon rock tested. The results...
R.I.P. Biblical FLAT EARTH Creation Week – 1915 THE THEORY OF RELATIVITY THOROUGHLY SUCCEEDED in holding a gun to Stationary Earth’s head and then pulling the trigger. BANG! Einstein’s theory, which I shan’t here pretend to fully comprehend---nor do I even care...
THE PROTESTANT REFORMERS WERE CERTAINLY NOT SHY when promoting the Roman Catholic Church as “the Whore of Babylon.” Indeed, Greco-Roman culture had infiltrated its every rank of papacy, despite Roman Catholicism’s claim to the contrary, a position they hold to this...
TO SAY, “KANSAS IS AS FLAT AS A PANCAKE,” would be to speak an inaccuracy, for Kansas, you see, is flatter than a pancake. Actually, according to the meticulous research and findings of Dr. Dobson and Campbell, it’s only the ninth flattest state in the continental...
THE WRITERS OF THE BIBLE EXPECTED A STANDARD OF FAITH which is no longer upheld. The heathen, we are told, has difficulty believing that the world stands still. More importantly, he must be reminded of his wrongness. The world shall not be moved. And who shall remind...
THERE IS GREATER SCIENCE TO BE FOUND IN THE BIBLE AND CATHEDRALS OF OLD than in all the telescopes of astronomy. I shall undoubtedly be labeled a “denier” of Scientism by my Christian peers, and most certainly already have, but if Science with a capitol “S,” even our...
WESTERN SOCIETY IS OVER. I KNOW IT AND YOU KNOW IT. From here on out we’re running on fumes until the great cathedrals of the materialists and secular humanism lay in the same ruinous heaps as our Roman counterparts, where the sheep and cattle may freely graze....
THE JEW HOLDS NOT TO THE TORAH, as some of us have been led to believe, but to the Kabbalah and the Talmud. It is said that Moses, descending from the Mountain, wrote down the Torah while simultaneously presenting the Talmud in oral form, which was faithfully passed...
“THE SILVER CORD” IS THE LANGUAGE OF MYSTICS, for we see that it is a link between two bodies, the astral and physical. During astral projection---the act of separating one’s consciousness from their physical self---the cord grants assurance to its projector that he...
KING ARTHUR HAD HIS MERLIN AND QUEEN ELIZABETH DID TOO, only we know him today as Dr. John Dee---or the gift which keeps on giving. Not only was he a mover and shaker behind Britain’s Empirical rule, he was the inspiration for the character Doctor Faustus,...
“SOLA SCRIPTURA” IS AN UNBEARABLE THOUGHT TO MOST AND MANY. I must not be so gullible as to raise a banner and think the church of my peers or those left standing in nearly any other generation will file in line. To the aging Baby-Boomer Copernican, the Doctrine of...
A CHRISTIAN WILL UNDOUBTEDLY OPEN UP HIS BIBLE TO READ of Satan, Belial, Baal, Beelzebub, Lucifer, Abaddon, and Apollyon, easily concluding they are all one and the same person, that crafty serpent of old, and then, having thoroughly closed its binding, put no second...
Praise God, from whom all blessings flow; Praise him, all creatures here BELOW; Praise him ABOVE, ye heav'nly host; Praise Father, Son, and Holy Ghost. Amen.
THE GULLIBLE CHRISTIAN WILL SIT WIDE-EYED AND CROSS-LEGGED, intently hinged upon every word of the astronomer, who has seemingly grown confused between his telescope and recent readings in Eastern mysticism as he amazes his hearers with tall-tales from the furthest...
MY READERS WILL BY THEIR OWN RESEARCH CONCLUDE that a terrarium is self-sufficient for the needs of its ecosystem. That is my contention, anyhow. Had I known about the Doctrine of Flat Earth at an earlier time---that we are as the Bible claims living “in the...
I HAVE OFTEN HEARD IT STATED HOW THIS GRAND-SCHEMED heliocentric lie could not have been made possible without the angels who kept not their first estate, forsaking their prescribed courses in the heavens to become the seven wandering stars we know today, or planets...
THE CHRISTIAN MUST BE GROSSLY IGNORANT WHO ASKS, “What harm is there in magical practice, if only to pretend?” Rarely is the Christian aroused with such a temper tantrum as to face the threat of having Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone ripped forever from their...
PERHAPS THE GREATEST HYPOCRISY OF THIS AGE can only be realized once we wake from our terrible delusion and, fully lathered and soaped-up---having removed the filth of the globe from our pores---we observe the so-called man of God wearing the spectacles of a...
THE INVITES WENT OUT MILLENNIAL'S AGO---MOSES AND THE PROPHETS, as well as the poets, scribes, and Apostles all had a part in it. But it wasn’t until a few hundred years ago that the rejection slips starting coming in. I am of course referring to the Doctrine of Flat...
WHEN WHAT REMAINS OF THE CHURCH IS SEIZED AND CARRIED OFF BY FORCE in the “Harpazo,” what Paul referred to as our blessed hope---also known by many as the doctrine of the rapture---I am expected of my Copernican contemporaries to believe that a great many of us will...